The "Steamroller" is 2-0 down at HT in their playoff game!

Ha Fookin Ha.... Can I laugh now and later.. Remember tho 2-0 is the most dangerous score
Ind

2 0 up in their first leg semi final play off game.

theres only 1 leg

Down to 10 men now

seems like their players do as well

And Martin Gray sent to the stands too.

You really expect to find a post on Darlo play off game on a thread about two Sunderland players who are on loan at Pools. Never thought of fucking looking there

Hopefully it is equipped with a tyre swing to keep him occupied that stand isn't big enough for him to run amock in. What was it for this time, defacating in his techical area or dry humping the fourth official?

Does "Thommo's" red card mean he'll miss the final? Hold so will the rest of the team!

Think the Ramsbottom defender burst the Casey and he wasn't happy that they're now playing with a blue plaggy floater bought on a holiday in Seaton.

Darlo should move their jumpers closer togheter so it's harder for ramsbottom to score!!

This is gooder news than the kids football.

Actually relevant to us.

Who are Heed playing?

Obviously they are first choice for promotion but them v Halifax final would be not so bad with the relegation places in League One looking alright as well.

Grimsby, which also isn't too bad.

Oh dear, two sent off, Gray sent to the naughty step and a bent referee, oh well, shit happens.

Actually no I didn't Chip.

Aye even if they win at Moleneux which is about as likely as me putting one through Katy Perry a point for Crewe or win for Tranmere would still put them down

Just seen this on Twitter

Craig Stoddart ‏@CStoddartEcho 14m
Flashpoint at full-time. Fans on the pitch, punches exchanged with @RamsbottomUtd players and Kevin Mulraine escorted off pitch by police.

How embarrassing.

Fighting about who was to take the nets down.

Nets? They were fighting over who owned the jumpers.

Can't wait.

Leopards never changing spots comes to mind - 1663 may be marooned in the footy equivalent of the Stranton sewer outfall pipe but hey, they've been to Wembley 3x - and that's all that really matters isn't it??

That wasn't them, that was Darlington Football Club. This lot haven't even been to Kendal three times.

Fooook it..there goes our fast track on closing the gap .

Good to see them reverting to type, after all the chat about Ramsbottom coming to cause trouble.

Fucking juggernaut

Poor old Sussex - he'll have soiled his last set of undercrackers and gone to his grave long before the chasm is closed.

Beaten by Ramsbottom and their scum fans apparently invading the pitch

What a bunch of mugs

http://darlofc.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.ph ... 8&start=30

It was the refs fault!

Can't we just stop giving a fuck it's completely irrelevant but proceedings tonight sound about as tin point and horribly non league as they are come.

They crave recognition and mentions it's all they have now, 'Darlo' have gone.

It wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if you were a twisted Loid.

I've shit my pants many times reading the bunker this season ,mr toulouse..results and financial woes have both affected my bowel movements..

Did they make your movements come out of your mouth instead of your arse you complete fuckwit?

Although its obviously way, way down the food chain would they have any players that are worth trialling? Amateurs they may be - and I guess many of them will prefer to remain that way for monetary reasons - but maybe one or two of the more ambitious of them would consider a trial at a FL club following 1663's latest failure. RG & CC must be prepared to spread their net (very) deep and wide if they want to catch the next 'Jack' Duckworth - or Michael Mackay.

At least the football close season gives you a break from stress..

ffs ..can't someone point out he's posted a thousand + Darlo related posts this season..

So in the same division, so enthusiasm wanes, no confirmed date to move back into darlo and their star player 'thommo' is about to be poached by their better ran rivals Spennymoor

Yep I'll settle for that :D

Loved this one ..

As if the FA will be bothered about what is the equivalent to a punch up on the rec..

Oh me fookin ribs..

So let me get this right, the "juggernaut" could not win promotion from the prit stick northern league 1 despite being the "man utd of non league football.

There season ends with a defeat to the mighty ramsbottom

There deluded fans (who don't attend games) have actually mocked our season despite us still being in the promised land of league football yet they couldn't beat a team made up of farmers

The debt will rise and those buckets and extra accounts will get them through another year despite still not having a ground or a pot to Piss in. They are still the laughing stock of not just north east football but English football due to te deluded comments from their fans and management. To claim to be the man utd of non league and then fail to both curzon and ramsbottom is hilarious.

There fans remain to unimpress after attacking the ramsbottom players. Poor scenes from a shambles of a club.

Were only up the road if yas want to come and watch some professional league football

Considering your usual pre- season Darlo speeches ,thats pretty tame stuff.

Thanks for offer Ritchie..that would cheer us up no end..

This goon has never been to an 1883 game never mind Pools.

He'd fit right in with inbred pikeys trying to attack players.

He could go and watch Eastbourne Borough who play at a much higher level than the bucket rattlers.

And so it ends. The self proclaimed Darlo juggernaut was going to storm up the heady gradient on the promotion motorway and not stop till it reached its deserved destination.
Well its now the juddernought...... lost its way and sitting on the hard shoulder while the driver stands scratching his head.
Its stalled.... its tyres are flat.... can they afford to tow it back to thr garage they don't have...? ....or will they push it and kid themselves its moving forward.
The delusions over.

Sadly for them it was never a juggernaut.

It was more like a taxi, or maybe a rented van......at best.

Either way, the van has broken down, or the taxi driver wasnt paid, so pulled over.

Analogy's ....... dontcha just love em ......have to go...got a call out

The chap who reffed the Darlo game last night who all the fans are furious about is our fourth official on Saturday... Minutes applause for the guy I say.

The darlo twitter feed isn't very professional is it?

Never has been, think it's ran by Fatty

You can tell, always feel an official twitter feed should be slightly impartial and simply report facts.

Darlington FC @Official_Darlo · 12h
Thompson clearly fouled in the box but is booked for simulation. That's his 2nd and he's off. Ref is shocking.


It's like its written by a 14 year old.