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alleztfc · **Posted:** Sun Apr 27, 2014 12:14 pm

http://www.darlington1883.co.uk

The pitch, The 'crowd', and...a lass as ref??? clappp

Has it really come to this, Sussex? confised

alleztfc · **Posted:** Sun Apr 27, 2014 12:25 pm

http://www.darlington1883.co.uk/?p=7171

Sweep running for how many times the word 'retail' can appear in an article.

tripledecker · **Joined:** Sat Aug 10, 2013 5:25 pm **Posts:** 1938

It reads like it was written by a 6 year old, not a surprise given a lot if loids are the product of incest

alienlife · **Posted:** Sun Apr 27, 2014 2:01 pm

Their website is much less clunky than Pools template effort.

OddsOnPhil · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2011 10:27 am **Posts:** 674

Definately a good career move for the bloke, three years running the Sunderland club shop to a shed on Blackwell Meadows, at least he'll be able to get the dog turds off the pitch and put the jumpers down on match days.

The Bishop · **Posted:** Sun Apr 27, 2014 2:17 pm

If 1 shed equals a retail outlet and I have 2 sheds. Then can I market my house as having a shopping centre in the back garden?

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

The Bishop wrote:

If 1 shed equals a retail outlet and I have 2 sheds. Then can I market my house as having a shopping centre in the back garden?

That depends if you have previous experience in retail specifically Quaker Retail. Has this shed ever been a retail or Quaker Retail outlet? Retail, Quaker Retail. Retail.

offshorepoolie · **Joined:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:32 pm **Posts:** 6011

. Del Trotter would be proud ..

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

Fucking hell.

The Bishop · **Posted:** Sun Apr 27, 2014 3:09 pm

PJPoolie wrote:

The Bishop wrote:

If 1 shed equals a retail outlet and I have 2 sheds. Then can I market my house as having a shopping centre in the back garden?

That depends if you have previous experience in retail specifically Quaker Retail. Has this shed ever been a retail or Quaker Retail outlet? Retail, Quaker Retail. Retail.

Good retail points PJ. Having no retail experience myself, I am currently scouring Retail Monthly, and Retail Weekly, for an experienced retail manager with retail experience within the Retail Industry.

Oh just realised I have a BBQ and a plastic table with 4 chairs in the back Garden. Does this mean my shopping centre has a fast food outlet and a food court?

"If Darlo 90210 are the Man Utd of non league football then I proclaim, I am the Metro Centre of the Bunker! FACT :laugh:

stupoolie · **Posted:** Sun Apr 27, 2014 3:12 pm

Quote:

If Darlo 90210 are the Man Utd of non league football then I proclaim, I am the Metro Centre of the Bunker!

That's brilliant. Welcome Mr Metro!

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Sun Apr 27, 2014 4:38 pm

The 'ten bob millionaires ' are laughing at us..classic .. :laugh:

Spender · **Posted:** Sun Apr 27, 2014 5:18 pm

The Ghost of Sussex07 wrote:

The 'ten bob millionaires ' are laughing at us..classic .. :laugh:

Along with the rest of the football community..........and most of the world.

And Tino Asprilla. :laugh:

alleztfc · **Posted:** Sun Apr 27, 2014 9:42 pm

Don't forget the Dubious Georges...and Radged Singe

alleztfc · **Posted:** Sun Apr 27, 2014 9:44 pm

The Ghost of Sussex07 wrote:

The 'ten bob millionaires ' are laughing at us..classic .. :laugh:

That clip would make any fooker feel like a millionaire... confised

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

Well that's 12 minutes I'm never getting back. That level of football is staggeringly bad I can't believe they are charging people £9 to watch that. The ref was decent but the red card was two reds the Loid hackers challenge was equally Sunday morning and cowardly.

If you want it summing up in a nutshell please forward to about 10 minutes and the winning goal and tell me why the fuck we still have Loids coming on here trying to give it large. Absolutely appalling.

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