What A Rarf I am!!!!

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri May 04, 2007 4:04 pm

Our lass was at work and I needed to go the bank so I shot my jacket on and felt my pocket to make sure I had my keys....yep they were there!!!! :sweeeet:

Got back to the house at 2.45pm....got my keys out....fecking work keys!!!! banghead

Our lass had left a note to say she'd be in at 3pm and she didn't have her keys!!!! banghead

So here's me sat on the wall like a rarf waiting for our lass!!!! :roll:

She comes along and calls me a rarf....then she called me a bigger rarf when I said our tea is in the oven!!!! :shock:

Her mate has a spare key but we couldn't get in touch with her cos both our phones are in the house!!!! banghead

Our lass always tells me to close all the windows when we go out....but I always leave one open!!!! :wink:

The bathroom window was open!!!! clappp

So off round my mates to borrow his ladders!!!! rolf

You should have seen the state of me trying to get through the window.... :laugh:

....our lass was pissing herself laughing!!!! :laugh:

But the story had an happy ending....I got in and the tea wasn't burnt!!!! :sweeeet:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Fri May 04, 2007 5:40 pm

what was for tea like?

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri May 04, 2007 6:00 pm

parmopooly wrote:

what was for tea like?

Bacon Joint with Chippy Chips and lovely soft buns!!!! :sweeeet:

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22600

I bet that window frame could do with a coat of paint now.

Yer rarf !!!!!! rolfl

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36539

parmopooly wrote:

what was for tea like?

...salad.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri May 04, 2007 10:54 pm

Snowy wrote:

parmopooly wrote:

what was for tea like?

...salad.

Deep Fried!!!! :wink:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri May 04, 2007 10:56 pm

Mr I wrote:

I bet that window frame could do with a coat of paint now.

Yer rarf !!!!!! rolfl

I've just been to Mr.Crime's 40th and I was talking to Mr.Lightning Tree and said I wish I had my camera with me cos our lass was holding the ladders....sorry shaking the ladders....with laughter!!!! confised

It would have been a beauty photo!!!! confised

Salty · **Posted:** Fri May 04, 2007 11:35 pm

whats a rarf>!? :grin:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat May 05, 2007 12:33 am

Mr.Salty....I was a Rarf and a Ding and a Doyle!!!! :laugh:

poolpower · **Posted:** Sat May 05, 2007 12:42 am

you forgot DICKHEAD clappp

Salty · **Posted:** Sat May 05, 2007 8:37 am

's funny cos I've tried to use the word rarf in my general convo [to replace mong cos I'm trying to be a better person! :wink:

], and everyone says whats that??? and I dont know!! so I say bit like a ding or a doyle [we use doyle down here mind] but still get blakn expresssions....so I say you know like a mong :uhoh:

and they say well just say mong then ya mong!!!
and I say, I'm trying to be a better person and phil dunns gonna knack me one day!!!! :laugh:

What A Rarf I am!!!!

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