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GroovyCrimes
 Post subject: Tits,Legs or Arse ?
PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2007 2:01 pm 
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Myself I like nothing better than well presenrted pair of thrupenny bits.
Hows about the rest of you ?
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Personality and conversation, for me. :roll:
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I'm an arse man meself :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Oh all right then I meant this...

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Mick Tait's Head Bandage
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Arse....no question, although i do enjoy the sight of a nice pert pair of diddies! :razz: :razz: :razz:

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Mick Tait's Head Bandage
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Tattoos on a woman.........total turn off :uhoh:

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Spender
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PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2007 3:06 pm 
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An anagram of lawbreakers is:

arse bra welk. :shock:

Or Weasle Barrk rolfl


There's summat wrong with you........ confised confised confised
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Spender
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PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2007 3:27 pm 
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Eh? How did the results get sent to you? :shock: :shock: :shock:

So tell me then.......what IS wrong with me? confised confised


Well it's a matter of where to start really, but I'd give your lass a ring and tell her not to spend too much time cooking your tea......... :roll:
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I only have eyes for one woman in the world so forgive me if I fail to comment on random body parts.
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Spender
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Just hit me with it................I can handle it. :evil:


Well the main problems seem to be solitariitis and fragrancia micturatia................and that's just for starters.........there's evidence of enamelia arrythmia as well..............it's not looking good. :shock: :shock: :shock:
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I only have eyes for one woman in the world so forgive me if I fail to comment on random body parts.


If we can get hold of a few more spare eyes, could you build a couple more?? :laugh:
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Moriarty
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Legs :razz: :razz: :razz: :razz: :razz:
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But then again. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

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Sorry if offended. refred :uhoh:

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Womens' knockers rule!!!!!!
However mens' don't!!!!
Unfortunately I'm even sprouting a pair of my own through being a generally obese parmo munching lazy bone idle fat twat.

PS I couldn't be with a woman who has a smaller pair of norks than me!!!

PPS Me ands Mutley definitely won't "out-jug" either of our wives!!!!!!

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parmopooly
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It's ok Mr I, you can tell us when she goes to the shops!!!!!! :laugh:

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Linda Carter was a bit of alright

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I'm definitely a breast man. Always have been, although as I get older I'm starting to appreciate backsides a lot more.

For a bit of 'titillation' have a look at these non-naked lovelies:

http://www.bravissimo.com/bravissimo/

Only D-cups and above!

Our lass gets the catalogue, which is always a welcome item of mail every quarter.

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appreciate everything but given the option - botts

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Oddly enough I prefer them to have everything intact, who wants to go to bed with just a leg...or two :laugh: .. I originally put an arse, but our lass was reading it over my shoulder and said she does it every night :roll:

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Salty
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tits


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our lasses knickers last night..........minging!!!!!!!!

makes me feel iller than the rums doing....... :uhoh:
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Walsallmom
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I'll post a pic of mine, after celebrating tomorrow rolfl
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MutleyRules
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Clit!!!! :sweeeet: :sweeeet: :sweeeet:
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TheGingerPoolie
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Arses. By far. Tits are pretty boring to me now, especially as I have a quasi-pair myself. Legs are nice, but it's VERY rare you see a top set.

Is this thread just an excuse to post crap porn, by the way? :laugh:
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MutleyRules
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You can never get bored with Tits!!!! confised :sweeeet:

I can make our lasses look like a Giraffe....The Eiffel Tower....Norris out of Coronation Street....and even a Vole!!!! :shock: :sweeeet:

Tits are great!!!! :sweeeet: :sweeeet: :sweeeet:
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MutleyRules
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And if you do get bored with them....throw a bit of Bacon Rind out for them....the Bastards Thrive on it!!!! :sweeeet: :grin:
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MutleyRules wrote:
You can never get bored with Tits!!!! confised :sweeeet:

I can make our lasses look like a Giraffe....The Eiffel Tower....Norris out of Coronation Street....and even a Vole!!!! :shock: :sweeeet:

Tits are great!!!! :sweeeet: :sweeeet: :sweeeet:


How do you make your lasses tits look like a gir.......... :shock: :shock: :shock:

No, never mind, I like to sleep nights........ :uhoh: :uhoh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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poolymad wrote:
But then again. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

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Sorry if offended. refred :uhoh:


The thing that spoils that are all the G*lf references. :evil:

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Walsallmom wrote:
I'll post a pic of mine, after celebrating tomorrow rolfl


You finished celebrating yet ??? rolfl rolfl rolfl
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Lord Smythe
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Ahhhhhhhhhh yes you can't beat a bit of leopard grrrrrrrrrrrrr!
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Walsallmom wrote:
I'll post a pic of mine, after celebrating tomorrow rolfl


You finished celebrating yet ??? rolfl rolfl rolfl


only just and here's the pic I promised

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bloody hell, I knew I'd seen you on the internet before :uhoh:

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