I Hope Everyone Has Or Intends To....

Spender · **Posted:** Fri May 04, 2007 4:54 am

Any news on Worksop?? Or as they call it in elections 'Bassetlaw' yet??

Mind for all I care it can burn down, fall down and sink in't swamp...... :evil:

Shit'ole!! :laugh:

katcha · **Posted:** Fri May 04, 2007 4:56 am

MutleyRules wrote:

katcha wrote:

trampolining bewer :sweeeet:

Depends which one!!!! confised

you know the one

blond

arse - like two cheesey buns in the same small sandwich bag.

up n down n up n down

no wonder i cant fookin sleep!!

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri May 04, 2007 5:00 am

MutleyRules wrote:

Can't someone join in???? confised

It's like I'm talking to myself!!!! confised

I can't wait till Mr.Kev gets up....so I can tell him the Worksop result!!!! :sweeeet:

Worksop aren't playing tonight!!!! :evil:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri May 04, 2007 5:03 am

Pooliekev wrote:

Any news on Worksop?? Or as they call it in elections 'Bassetlaw' yet??

Mind for all I care it can burn down, fall down and sink in't swamp...... :evil:

shiit'ole!! :laugh:

Not in yet!!!! confised

Probably like Hartlepool....lazy not nice people have to sleep on it!!!! banghead

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri May 04, 2007 5:09 am

That's it....I've promised this is my last drink I've just poured!!!! :evil:

Has anyone got any Paracetamol....just looked in the cupboard and the cupboard was bare!!!! :evil:

Spender · **Posted:** Fri May 04, 2007 5:27 am

Looks like a trip to the all night garage on the leg iron??? :laugh:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri May 04, 2007 5:33 am

Feck that....I'm going to bed after this drink has gone!!!! confised

And a Tab!!!! :grin:

And a bit of Toast!!!! :grin:

And I'll do the Bairns homework!!!! :grin:

Bath the dog!!!! :grin:

Snip a few rings of Pigeons legs so they don't know where they live!!!! :grin:

And finally....which I've been meaning to do for weeks....put some segs in me slippers!!!! :sweeeet:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri May 04, 2007 5:35 am

It's been a feckin' sham this Election....it's all Scotland & Wales!!!! :evil:

And I've wasted 2 days Holiday for it!!!! :evil:

Spender · **Posted:** Fri May 04, 2007 5:38 am

MutleyRules wrote:

And finally....which I've been meaning to do for weeks....put some segs in me slippers!!!! :sweeeet:

Will you be drawing on the sole of your slipper with a biro?? :roll:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri May 04, 2007 5:42 am

Yep!!!!

A Spiders Web and the Madness sign!!!! :sweeeet:

Them were the days!!!! :sweeeet:

PS....I was the best at school drawing the above!!!! :sweeeet:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri May 04, 2007 5:43 am

Well 9 pages now....talking to myself for 90% of the time!!!! :roll:

Spender · **Posted:** Fri May 04, 2007 5:52 am

Is the election programme still going?? The bloody Telegraph, not very 'live' site hasn't updated for half an hour. :roll:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri May 04, 2007 5:56 am

Finishing now....05.58 Hartlepool Time!!!! :sweeeet:

Our lass is up in an hour!!!! :laugh:

I'll wake her up now to make sure she doesn't sleep in!!!! :laugh:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri May 04, 2007 6:00 am

Summary....

It doesn't look like Labour have done as bad as I thought they would....but they are still gutted!!!! :sweeeet:

But still about half of the results to come in....so hopefully they'll be gutted this afternoon!!!! :grin:

Lib Dems....doing shite!!!! confised

B'nazi'P....last I heard they had 2 seats....I said they wouldn't get more than 2....let's hope!!!! :sweeeet:

Spender · **Posted:** Fri May 04, 2007 6:05 am

Someone said that the turnout was about 22% and then people moan about what happens. servers the feckers right I say. :evil:

katcha · **Posted:** Fri May 04, 2007 6:12 am

Pooliekev wrote:

MutleyRules wrote:

And finally....which I've been meaning to do for weeks....put some segs in me slippers!!!! :sweeeet:

Will you be drawing on the sole of your slipper with a biro?? :roll:

no6bus · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:55 pm **Posts:** 5095

katcha wrote:

MutleyRules wrote:

katcha wrote:

trampolining bewer :sweeeet:

Depends which one!!!! confised

you know the one

blond

arse - like two cheesey buns in the same small sandwich bag.

up n down n up n down

no wonder i cant fookin sleep!!

is that a cryptic clue to it being the one who works part time at the vinery sandwich shop in victoria road by any chance :uhoh:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Fri May 04, 2007 10:03 am

I forgot about it and went to work at 6.30pm...........never mind.

grabec · **Posted:** Fri May 04, 2007 10:38 am

katcha wrote:

who the fook would dye their hair ginger??
and look like they really want to fart all the time?

I thought you would? Seemed like the only explanation :razz:

Karl Marx · **Posted:** Fri May 04, 2007 10:52 am

MutleyRules wrote:

Picture of Blur's house in Sedgefield....scaffolding round it!!!! confised

MMMMMMmmmmm....is he doing it up for the future or is he doing it up to flog it???? confised

I wonder!!!! :roll:

It's actually in Trimdon Colliery!

Karl Marx · **Posted:** Fri May 04, 2007 10:52 am

MutleyRules wrote:

The cameras have just been to Sedgefield and the gadgey asks Tony Blair's AGENT....who happens to be a Councillor :roll:

....if he'll still be MP for Sedgefield after he stands down....

Agent - 'Of course he will....he won't leave Sedgefield in the lurch....unless the United Nations call for him'!!!!

:roll:

Course he won't feck-off you divvy get.... :roll:

....he'll be straight off onto the after dinner circuit with his very very ugly wife you rarf!!!!

:roll:

Unless he gets locked up for War Crimes!!!! :sweeeet:

That'll be John Burton; not the brightest tool in the box. One of the reasons I left the local party!

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri May 04, 2007 12:23 pm

My head hurts!!!! confised

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri May 04, 2007 12:24 pm

Karl Marx wrote:

That'll be John Burton; not the brightest tool in the box. One of the reasons I left the local party!

I thought he came across as quite bright!!!! confised

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri May 04, 2007 5:01 pm

Dyke House Ward

Reuben Atkinson, Lib Dem 490
Moss Boddy, Lab 404

Lib Dem Gain

clappp

Well done everyone in Dyke House!!!!

clappp

townendtimmy · **Posted:** Fri May 04, 2007 9:03 pm

Karl Marx wrote:

MutleyRules wrote:

The cameras have just been to Sedgefield and the gadgey asks Tony Blair's AGENT....who happens to be a Councillor :roll:

....if he'll still be MP for Sedgefield after he stands down....

Agent - 'Of course he will....he won't leave Sedgefield in the lurch....unless the United Nations call for him'!!!!

:roll:

Course he won't feck-off you divvy get.... :roll:

....he'll be straight off onto the after dinner circuit with his very very ugly wife you rarf!!!!

:roll:

Unless he gets locked up for War Crimes!!!! :sweeeet:

That'll be John Burton; not the brightest tool in the box. One of the reasons I left the local party!

he used to be our PE teacher what a fecking arsehole

townendtimmy · **Posted:** Fri May 04, 2007 9:04 pm

mr muttley i have just all of those and thouroughly pmsl at some of your posts, im starting to come to the conclusion you are in deed mad :grin:

and very funny with it clappp

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36540

I can think of no one better to put the world to rights with :laugh:

dawlishmonkey · **Joined:** Fri Sep 01, 2006 11:53 am **Posts:** 1588

this is the funniest/maddest thread for ages. fair play to you muttley,did you have any cans left ? or is that a stupid question :laugh:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat May 05, 2007 2:32 am

I'm glad you liked me talking to my self....I was fecking knackered!!!! confised

I still am!!!! confised

And I've got a wedding to go to today....I'm the photographer.... :roll:

....but the taxi is booked!!!! :sweeeet:

2-1 Pools!!!! :sweeeet:

townendtimmy · **Posted:** Sat May 05, 2007 8:50 am

MutleyRules wrote:

I'm glad you liked me talking to my self....I was fecking knackered!!!! confised

I still am!!!! confised

And I've got a wedding to go to today....I'm the photographer.... :roll:

....but the taxi is booked!!!! :sweeeet:

2-1 Pools!!!! :sweeeet:

i hope you got your priorities right mutters, the wedding will have to wait :wink:

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