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 Post subject: York game the biggest of the season so far
PostPosted: Sun Jan 19, 2014 8:31 pm 
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has to be
Win it and we push back into mid-table, lose it and we are at least waist deep in the shite.

We really need a few new signings, with Dolan gone, and Richards and Duckworth out, we really are on the bones of our arse at the minute, hopefully we can get a couple of people in and Cooper can steady the ship!


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Being light at full back equals being on the bones of our arse?

Bright as night you innit.

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Just be thankful we don't have Baines.

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I'd give that useless 'lovely lovely person' Bairstow a game.


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Its keegans fault

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 Post subject: Re: York game the biggest of the season so far
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Mr Ripper wrote:
Being light at full back equals being on the bones of our arse?

Bright as night you innit.


And centre mud with no Dolan, we are light on bodies


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 Post subject: Re: York game the biggest of the season so far
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Mud?

A terrible 70's band.

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 Post subject: Re: York game the biggest of the season so far
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Well Richards certainly had tiger feet on Saturday !


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 Post subject: Re: York game the biggest of the season so far
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poor pun. Must try harder.

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it's hard for me not to chuckle every time I drive up Coronation Drive and see the signs proclaiming "Caution - Mud on Road"

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 Post subject: Re: York game the biggest of the season so far
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Brilliant! Can you dig out the one where the bloke goes to the doctor, telling him his wife is having a funny turn?

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 Post subject: Re: York game the biggest of the season so far
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I'm not that good I saved that ages ago because whenever I see a Mud on road sign I sing the chorus of Tiger Feet.

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 Post subject: Re: York game the biggest of the season so far
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clappp clappp

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 Post subject: Re: York game the biggest of the season so far
PostPosted: Tue Jan 21, 2014 3:41 am 
What about these 2....

'It's Madness going out to sea in weather like this'!!!!

&

'It's Bad Manners reading at the table'!!!!

I'm sure you can imagine the 'cartoons'!!!! :laugh:


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 Post subject: Re: York game the biggest of the season so far
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I keep having hallucinations Suggs is reading the weather forecast!

Apparently it's the first sign of Madness!


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 Post subject: Re: York game the biggest of the season so far
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Andy Dibbles Gloves wrote:
Mud?

A terrible 70's band.



And still better than Madness...!


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 Post subject: Re: York game the biggest of the season so far
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The amount of Singles and Albums sold doesn't lie though does it?!?! ;-)


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The amount of Singles and Albums sold doesn't lie though does it?!?! ;-)


Quite correct. Mud had a tremendous run of UK hits, from 1972 until early 77. :laugh:


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 Post subject: Re: York game the biggest of the season so far
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and they had a right piss take album cover "It's better than working" which is quite funny when you look at it, but I can imaging it got under the skin of a few folks at the time!!!

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 Post subject: Re: York game the biggest of the season so far
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I was a bit surprised on Saturday, that when Richards went off we never brought Holden on to left back and move Austin to right back ? Collins to me was a strange one ? Don't think we are on the bare bones tho. Lets batter York 5 nil. up the Pools.


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 Post subject: Re: York game the biggest of the season so far
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We were just having a nice discussion about Mud & Madness and then it went serious and back to football. Mind the thread did
start off that way. Absolute dynamite!


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