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monkeybutt
 Post subject: Anal Sex!
PostPosted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 3:21 pm 
This friday will be the 54th year I haven`t had 1 up my Jacksy, quite proud of that :wink:
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alleztfc
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 3:26 pm 
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clappp Happy Anal-iversary to your chuff! clappp

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parmo
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 3:28 pm 
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do suppositories count?

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 3:29 pm 
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I thought Monkeybutt was 90 this year?

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alleztfc
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Whereas I thought it was another Operation Yewtree thread. .. bbolt

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Spender
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 4:16 pm 
Send Mr Dibble a PM, he's been fishing for months. :wink:
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born toulouse
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 8:13 pm 
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If you'd been beating gay people off with a stick I suppose you might have something to boast about but failing to be attractive isn't something to show off about.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 8:15 pm 
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If you'd been beating gay people off like me


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monkeybutt
 Post subject: Re: Anal Sex!
PostPosted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 10:55 pm 
born toulouse wrote:
If you'd been beating gay people off with a stick I suppose you might have something to boast about but failing to be attractive isn't something to show off about.


I`ll have you know, my tea towel holder attracts flies :obscene-buttred:
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Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 16, 2014 12:20 am 
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parmo wrote:
do suppositories count?



Thats nowt man..i've had an anoscope rammed up mine with a nurse watching..a proper threesome like.
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thornleypoolie
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Is an anoscope gypsy slang for horses cock?

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monkeybutt wrote:
This friday will be the 54th year I haven`t had 1 up my Jacksy, quite proud of that :wink:



You not get invited to this then?


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... endre.html
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monkeybutt
 Post subject: Re: Anal Sex!
PostPosted: Fri Jan 17, 2014 7:16 am 
jumbodabber wrote:
monkeybutt wrote:
This friday will be the 54th year I haven`t had 1 up my Jacksy, quite proud of that :wink:



You not get invited to this then?


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... endre.html


I reckon Boyle is a shim, so taking 1 up the brown star is something that has happened to the truffle hound!
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born toulouse
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You do know that you think about bottomsex way too much for somebody who says he isn't keen. You might as well have called this thread 'Anal virgin seeks bum fun'.
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monkeybutt
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 17, 2014 6:09 pm 
born toulouse wrote:
You do know that you think about bottomsex way too much for somebody who says he isn't keen. You might as well have called this thread 'Anal virgin seeks bum fun'.


I must admit I had an offer of a digit up the funnel about 20 years ago from then girlfriend, who was stunning apart from her builders hands, I declined the offer :naughty:
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