....has seeped in between the double-glazing of our porch door.
Not sure how it got in because there don't seem to be gaps.

Anyway, do I

a. get a new door
b. buy some very thin goldfish and pop them in
c. another, possibly pun-related, option.......?

While we are on about windows, I have a big problem with condensation on my windows as they are single glazed. Someone suggested putting shaving foam on them and rubbing it off. Has anyone done this? I cant fit them vents onto the windows and them things with beads in them from pound shop dont work.

B

get a brick and smash the fooker.

That'll teach it not to leak.

Even though the fish would then die?

If you want a sensible answer, there are people who repair stuff like that without forking out for a new door, will only be a seal and if it is, they will then eat the thin goldfish!

Thank you, monkeybutt. That sounds reasonable.

Allez.....what??

it's one of those dolls, where you have to point to say where you were touched. The penguin is pointing right now