Imagine my shock etc...

alleztfc · **Posted:** Wed Jan 08, 2014 9:24 pm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/25654437

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Why do people need to 'rally round' him cos he has told people he prefers fucking men?

Christ.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Jan 09, 2014 2:08 am

Tree_With_Hamster wrote:

Why do people need to 'rally round' him cos he has told people he prefers fucking men?

Christ.

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Jan 09, 2014 4:48 pm

Yeah, it does get a bit tedious eh?? Ok you're gay, I heard you. Is there owt important happening?? yawn1

Andy Dibbles Gloves · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:32 pm **Posts:** 6817

Yes but he is opening doors and removing barriers for all the 1000's of footballers just waiting to come out.

This maybe the moment they are all waiting for.

I hope Manure have more than their fair share of benders.

alienlife · **Posted:** Thu Jan 09, 2014 5:32 pm

It will be the ones close to retirement who want to bring a book out who will come out first.

Andy Dibbles Gloves · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:32 pm **Posts:** 6817

Rio Ferdinand?

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Jan 09, 2014 6:12 pm

Andy Dibbles Gloves wrote:

Yes but he is opening back doors....

derwent · **Joined:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:59 pm **Posts:** 12367

Andy Dibbles Gloves wrote:

Yes but he is opening doors and removing barriers for all the 1000's of footballers just waiting to come out.

This maybe the moment they are all waiting for.

I hope Manure have more than their fair share of benders.

Beckham could bend it.

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Jan 09, 2014 6:19 pm

Andy Dibbles Gloves wrote:

Riorend Ferdinand?

Radical.

Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father · **Joined:** Wed May 11, 2011 4:25 pm **Posts:** 4198

Andy Dibbles Gloves wrote:

Yes but he is opening doors and removing barriers for all the 1000's of footballers just waiting to come out.

This maybe the moment they are all waiting for.

I hope Manure have more than their fair share of benders.

David De Gayer, Chris Smallring and Ryan Gaggs to name but three.

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Thu Jan 09, 2014 7:03 pm

MutleyRules wrote:

Andy Dibbles Gloves wrote:

Yes but he is opening back doors....

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father wrote:

Andy Dibbles Gloves wrote:

Yes but he is opening doors and removing barriers for all the 1000's of footballers just waiting to come out.

This maybe the moment they are all waiting for.

I hope Manure have more than their fair share of benders.

David De Gayer, Chris Smallring and Ryan Gaggs to name but three.

Darren Felcher.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Anders Fingerushard

The Fat Man · **Joined:** Wed Jun 10, 2009 4:03 pm **Posts:** 2107

Andy Dibbles Gloves wrote:

Yes but he is opening doors and removing barriers for all the 1000's of footballers just waiting to come out.

This maybe the moment they are all waiting for.

I hope Manure have more than their fair share of benders.

Dibbs, just come out of the closet. You'll be happier and don't have to lie anymore!

Andy Dibbles Gloves · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:32 pm **Posts:** 6817

parmo · **Posted:** Fri Jan 10, 2014 6:35 pm

if you don't go in, then are you already out? and why not , say, the wardrobe? or the garden shed?

I'd rather go in the shed and not come out, cos there's beer in there

This sounds complicated to me

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Fri Jan 10, 2014 6:40 pm

I've had a pint with Dibble a few times, and I don't think he really is gay. He never once grabbed my arse, patted me on the thigh, gave me a bear hug or anything. Maybe I'm just not attractive enough for him.

parmo · **Posted:** Fri Jan 10, 2014 6:50 pm

he didn't lick your face once?

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Fri Jan 10, 2014 7:16 pm

Fraid not. I'd moisturised especially as well.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/25735717

I like how a Gainsborough Trinity player is classed as a "high profile gay"

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Your a right narky bastard today tree.

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

Yubep wrote:

Your a right narky bastard today tree.

What to you mean 'today'......

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

PJPoolie wrote:

Yubep wrote:

Your a right narky bastard today tree.

What to you mean 'today'......

its 'do' not 'to'

bbolt

alleztfc · **Posted:** Wed Jan 15, 2014 5:46 pm

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22670

Apart from sucking off blokes in the Mill House bogs for a fiver a time, there is no evidence that Dibble is a chemise poussoir.

The Fat Man · **Joined:** Wed Jun 10, 2009 4:03 pm **Posts:** 2107

Mr Irrelevant wrote:

Apart from sucking off blokes in the Mill House bogs for a fiver a time, there is no evidence that Dibble is a chemise poussoir.

The bastad overcharged me!

Andy Dibbles Gloves · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:32 pm **Posts:** 6817

The Fat Man wrote:

Mr Irrelevant wrote:

Apart from sucking off blokes in the Mill House bogs for a fiver a time, there is no evidence that Dibble is a chemise poussoir.

The bastad overwhelmed me!

alleztfc · **Posted:** Thu Jan 16, 2014 12:57 pm

Mr Irrelevant wrote:

Apart from sucking off blokes in the Mill House bogs for a fiver a time, there is no evidence that Dibble is a chemise poussoir.

*cough* - 'releveur de chemise' :angry-tappingfoot:

alleztfc · **Posted:** Thu Jan 16, 2014 12:59 pm

This place needs a bit more Gallic flair to it, so can we all post exclusively in good French from now on svp?

A vous de jouer... bbolt

offshorepoolie · **Joined:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:32 pm **Posts:** 6011

Fuck off... Excuse my French

The words presented may not be the ones inputted ..Thanks Tapatalk

Compo · **Posted:** Thu Jan 16, 2014 1:28 pm

Surrender, there is a good French word.

alleztfc · **Posted:** Thu Jan 16, 2014 2:23 pm

Surely you mean the verb 'se rendre?'

grabec · **Posted:** Thu Jan 16, 2014 3:22 pm

Speaking of French, I just discovered yesterday that 'Mayday' is a corruption of 'M'aidez'.
An interesting but ultimately useless fact, unless you include the pub quiz angle.

parmo · **Posted:** Thu Jan 16, 2014 3:24 pm

San Fairy Ann

Imagine my shock etc...

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