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parmo · **Posted:** Sat Jan 04, 2014 4:16 pm

well about 10 minutes of it. What to do with the other 23 and five sixth hours

Spender · **Posted:** Sat Jan 04, 2014 4:44 pm

parmo wrote:

well about 10 minutes of it. What to do with the other 23 and five sixth hours

You've missed a trick there you dozy bugger.

What you do is say 'I think I'll give the footy a miss today pet, do you want a hand with the shopping or owt?? Shall we stay in tonight and watch (name shit chick fillum). I got some chocolates and a bottle of Lambrini while we were shopping.'

Then after the Sunday morning gratitude gobble, you say 'do you want me to peel some taties for dinner or owt??'

Two months of domestic bliss guaranteed for an input of less than 36 hours, eight of which you were asleep, full of serious bevvy left over from Christmas.

parmo · **Posted:** Sat Jan 04, 2014 5:07 pm

little man puts a stop to most things like that anyways

derwent · **Joined:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:59 pm **Posts:** 12363

Spender wrote:

parmo wrote:

well about 10 minutes of it. What to do with the other 23 and five sixth hours

You've missed a trick there you dozy bugger.

What you do is say 'I think I'll give the footy a miss today pet, do you want a hand with the shopping or owt?? Shall we stay in tonight and watch (name shit chick fillum). I got some chocolates and a bottle of Lambrini while we were shopping.'

Then after the Sunday morning gratitude gobble, you say 'do you want me to peel some taties for dinner or owt??'

Two months of domestic bliss guaranteed for an input of less than 36 hours, eight of which you were asleep, full of serious bevvy left over from Christmas.

Mr Spender I have always wondered where Fantasy Island is and now I have found out you live on it !!!!! :laugh:

Spender · **Posted:** Sat Jan 04, 2014 6:30 pm

parmo wrote:

little man puts a stop to most things like that anyways

Viagra??

Two of sand and one of cement?

Pencil and sellotape?? bbolt

parmo · **Posted:** Sat Jan 04, 2014 6:44 pm

no... literally.... the little man... all two and a half years old of him!!! Half the time he wanders into our room during the night when he wakes up!!!!

Spender · **Posted:** Sat Jan 04, 2014 7:01 pm

Oh sorry marra. :uhoh:

I was thinking there's no lead in yer pencil.

Have you tried Vaseline on his bedroom handle??

Spender · **Posted:** Sat Jan 04, 2014 7:09 pm

derwent wrote:

Mr Spender I have always wondered where Fantasy Island is and now I have found out you live on it !!!!! :laugh:

Aye, it might be a bit like that. Pop over if you get a chance. It's a bloody sight better than Worksop ever was. :laugh:

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Orange cock on Radio5 waxing lyrical about their 4-1 win against Millwall and claiming to be an Electrician..

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The tangoed one is indeed a sparky I work with someone who worked at the same place

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parmo · **Posted:** Sat Jan 04, 2014 7:35 pm

Spender wrote:

Oh sorry marra. :uhoh:

I was thinking there's no lead in yer pencil.

Have you tried Vaseline on his bedroom handle??

that's not a problem, little Freddie is living proof of that ha!ha! Anyway I got it sorted last night while he slept at his nanna's!!

Spender · **Posted:** Sat Jan 04, 2014 8:04 pm

parmo wrote:

Spender wrote:

Oh sorry marra. :uhoh:

I was thinking there's no lead in yer pencil.

Have you tried Vaseline on his bedroom handle??

that's not a problem, little Freddie is living proof of that ha!ha! Anyway I got it sorted last night while he slept at his nanna's!!

But did you peel the taties or did she peel yours?? :laugh:

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