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monkeehanger
 Post subject: Burton
PostPosted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 11:03 pm 
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It's match day already for some of us! Although a very long day!

Just at work in Korea, a light layer of snow on the ground.....finishing work at lunch time and then heading to the game.

Train to Seoul.....flight to Dubai....flight to Newcastle....land around 1130 Saturday morning, leaving just enough time for a pint before the game if I head straight there!

Just a bit over 8000 miles from Ulsan to Victoria Park.

Last time I did this it was when the Orient game was cancelled when the team bus couldn't make it! Still had a cracking day out though :)

How's the weather looking? No cancellations please!!!! rolf
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yloop
 Post subject: Re: Burton
PostPosted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 11:06 pm 
It's a bit windy but no danger of the game being off, have a safe journey!
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born toulouse
 Post subject: Re: Burton
PostPosted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 11:22 pm 
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Is that you Ian or are there two poolies in South Korea?
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monkeehanger
 Post subject: Re: Burton
PostPosted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 11:23 pm 
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There are a lot more than two and I'm not Ian.
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tonyparry
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 2:45 am 
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I was at that orient game or not game as the case was !
Im also in Korea and im not Ian :wink:
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monkeybutt
 Post subject: Re: Burton
PostPosted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 7:03 am 
I`m not in Korea, I wasn`t at Orient and I`m not Ian!
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 Post subject: Re: Burton
PostPosted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 9:43 am 
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Me and fellow Poolie Andy Ramalamadingdong are on the lash in Burton tonight. I fancy pretending that we're down for the game, having confused the home and away fixtures, and seeing how many people believe us.

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born toulouse
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 10:31 am 
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How big is the South Korean Poolie Massive then Mr Hanger? I'm hoping you all have Kim Jong Un haircuts even though he is from the wrong bit.
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Yubep
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 11:36 am 
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I'm not ian either.

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verbalkint
 Post subject: Re: Burton
PostPosted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 11:56 am 
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born toulouse wrote:
Is that you Ian or are there two poolies in South Korea?


Is that you CC ? If so im a old school pal of yours :-D
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Mr Ripper
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verbalkint wrote:
born toulouse wrote:
Is that you Ian or are there two poolies in South Korea?


Is that you CC ? If so im a old school pal of yours :-D


Mr Toulouse is Colin Cooper? sctatchinghead

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born toulouse
 Post subject: Re: Burton
PostPosted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 12:04 pm 
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SSHHH! I was also Uncle Ken's mam but I'm doing much better now.
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Joe Mac
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 12:07 pm 
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I have a cousin called Ian who lives in Manchester..Hope this helps your search for South Korean Ian

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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: Burton
PostPosted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 12:08 pm 
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I think that the guy you're looking for might have changed his name when he moved to South Korea.

I believe that he is now called "Mr Ian".

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Chrissy Stevo
 Post subject: Re: Burton
PostPosted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 12:21 pm 
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Joe Mac wrote:
I have a cousin called Ian who lives in Manchester..Hope this helps your search for South Korean Ian


It's got a ring to it that.


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yloop
 Post subject: Re: Burton
PostPosted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 1:48 pm 
Yubep's brother is called Ian, it might be him, although I'm certain he lives in Seaton Carew village?
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Gibsons Beard
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 2:06 pm 
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Surely Dibble is Ian?

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Spender
 Post subject: Re: Burton
PostPosted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 3:57 pm 
I'm not Ian and neither is our rass.
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P.M.T.
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My name is Ian, but I don't live in Korea and I wasn't at the Orient game
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grabec
 Post subject: Re: Burton
PostPosted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 4:21 pm 
You are all being silly about mr monkeehanger's very interesting post

But anyway, my name is an anagram of ian plus a couple more random letters. So I win.
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Spender
 Post subject: Re: Burton
PostPosted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 4:39 pm 
See how I resisted the temptation there?? :-D

My Karma is intact.
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grabec
 Post subject: Re: Burton
PostPosted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 4:43 pm 
But you spent a whole 18 minutes struggling to get the better of your baser instincts. Not impressive, I'm afraid. Not impressive at all.
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Spender
 Post subject: Re: Burton
PostPosted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 4:56 pm 
Not if in the interim, I went and got a beer, had a jimmy, negotiated a payment from the fruit machine gadgie, and continued a three way conversation with John from Newcastle, Dave from London and translated orders for two waiters it isn't. All of which i did. :-D
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parmo
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I work with a lad called Dave Burton. Is this relevant?

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mr elkots
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grabec wrote:
You are all being silly about mr monkeehanger's very interesting post

But anyway, my name is an anagram of ian plus a couple more random letters. So I win.


My name is a anagram of ian, and im defo a bloke. . You must be a he she :shock: sorry diane x
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Only Pools & Horses
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 21, 2013 12:59 am 
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Is that you Ian? Doubt he's worked in Korea, coming to think of it I don't even know if he has worked in England. Anyway, safe journey, hope it's a win for you

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grabec
 Post subject: Re: Burton
PostPosted: Sat Dec 21, 2013 2:06 pm 
mr elkots wrote:
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My name is a anagram of ian, and im defo a bloke. . You must be a he she :shock: sorry diane x


:evil:
You'll always be Tina to me now.
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monkeehanger
 Post subject: Re: Burton
PostPosted: Sat Dec 21, 2013 3:02 pm 
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Well we made it! And I am a CC, but not a Cooper and still not an Ian...lol!

Heading to the match now!!!
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