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alienlife
 Post subject: North Korea.
PostPosted: Sat Dec 14, 2013 12:28 am 
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That funny looking dude is a bit nuts isn't he?

Along with erasing his uncle from history apparently earlier in the year he ordered someone be obliterated, made the chap stand in a spot that was being targeted by Mortar and there was literally nothing left!

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Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex
 Post subject: Re: North Korea.
PostPosted: Sat Dec 14, 2013 12:34 am 
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His Uncle was a womaniser and a gambler ffs..
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alienlife
 Post subject: Re: North Korea.
PostPosted: Sat Dec 14, 2013 12:47 am 
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He's properly unhinged.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 14, 2013 12:48 am 
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Dennis Rodman for his next deputy ? sctatchinghead
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offshorepoolie
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 14, 2013 1:32 am 
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http://youtu.be/UEaKX9YYHiQ. Lol ...


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Warwick Hunt
 Post subject: Re: North Korea.
PostPosted: Sat Dec 14, 2013 11:42 am 
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He was probably one of those dodgy uncles who, when Jong un was younger, would say he would murder him if he told his parents what he was doing to him.
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Ritchies birthmark
 Post subject: Re: North Korea.
PostPosted: Sat Dec 14, 2013 2:32 pm 
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Chip Fireball wrote:
He's a bloke who is a bit nuts with access to nuclear weapons. Even Spender and his mob in China must be getting a bit sick of the 'lovely lovely person'.

Anyhow Yanks very slow to invade either country imho.

Not enough oil there ( nap )

Scared of getting knacked ( next best )

Only invade shit countries ( each way )


Ill have a grand on the nap

This 'lovely lovely person' is arguably more dangerous than the likes of Fukn hitler. He's off his tits and can literally blow the world up if he wanted to. He needs stopping before he starts playing with his nuclear bombs instead of his balls. He'll kill any Fuka who gets in his way and is extremely powerful. Im very suprised to see he's still alive to be honest.

Ill give South Korea 5 years before they recieve a very unwanted present one morning
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MFR
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 14, 2013 2:44 pm 
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Wouldn't argue that hes a nutter, but the only way they are going to fuck South Korea up is by marching at it. Their weaponry is state of the art - 1950s style. Id be shocked if they could chuck a missile accurately very far, and if they could it would probably have a payload of concrete. They have a massive army, but I think its more a case of bark worse than bite. It suits the west to have 'enemies' and he fits the bill - bet he's sitting there right now stroking a white cat. Then eating it.
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returnofaido
 Post subject: Re: North Korea.
PostPosted: Sat Dec 14, 2013 6:58 pm 
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Ritchies birthmark wrote:


Ill give South Korea 5 years before they recieve a very unwanted present one morning


I honestly can't see Darlington10,000maniacs still producing season tickets in 5 years.
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Spender
 Post subject: Re: North Korea.
PostPosted: Sat Dec 14, 2013 7:05 pm 
No.

North Korea couldn`t win a thumb wrestling contest. Even us china wankers know that.
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poolieinnottingham
 Post subject: Re: North Korea.
PostPosted: Sat Dec 14, 2013 10:39 pm 
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returnofaido wrote:
Ritchies birthmark wrote:


Ill give South Korea 5 years before they recieve a very unwanted present one morning


I honestly can't see Darlington 900 Maniacs still producing season tickets in 5 years.


Edited for accuracy.

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Spender
 Post subject: Re: North Korea.
PostPosted: Sun Dec 15, 2013 6:35 pm 
Us China wankers could dispose of him in a second but errr...`WE` don`t want the refugee problem.
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