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 Post subject: Re: The ashes
PostPosted: Wed Dec 04, 2013 6:09 pm 
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Ballance for trott was 1/20 after stokes didnt take a wicket in the warm up so staying the obvious is pointless. Personally is choose different

As for "are you there" embarrassing comment

Why would they change a winning team?? Have you really just wrote that, again embarrassing. If the wicket was gona spin and they had won 10 games in a row they would still compensate for the turn.

The obsession continues


aahhhhh he's back. I wondered who'd kidnapped the real RB and replaced him with a reasonable fair-minded clone. POK and the real RB back in one week !! All's well with world :laugh:


Do explain

Are you there was embarrassing as he's guessing himself. Neither of us are there so stating embarrassing seemed a reasonable assessment. The. He claimed they wouldn't change a winning team. Again utter bollocks. The Aussies know how dangerous Swann is and they have doctored the pitches to suit. Look at the averages at Adelaide and loon at there line up. Its hardly me kicking off suggesting otherwise. Then finally I wrote the obsession continues, look at my last 100 posts, he has quoted on 60 of them, if that's not obsessive i fail to see what is. Sometimes I write stuff just for him and me and my workmate sit and wait for the reply, I have actually made money off him replying within 5 minutes.

For the record I don't think anybody was at each others throats, I disagree we will play 2 spinners, im adamant the pitch will be a batsmen paradise with hardly any turn at all and I'm simply stating. If that means "I'm back" then I see that as quite strange.

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 Post subject: Re: The ashes
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Sometimes I write stuff just for him and me and my workmate sit and wait for the reply

:laugh:

Hang on, which one of you are you claiming is obsessed with the other?



:laugh: :laugh:

Unbelievable but hilarious!


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 Post subject: Re: The ashes
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MadJohn wrote:
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Sometimes I write stuff just for him and me and my workmate sit and wait for the reply

:laugh:

Hang on, which one of you are you claiming is obsessed with the other?


If he didnt reply then it would be me, however he never fails.

Just check who regularly quotes who is pretty much a giveaway. Poor lad can't help himself. Bless him


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 Post subject: Re: The ashes
PostPosted: Wed Dec 04, 2013 7:01 pm 
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'Give it a Fucking rest' is 'calling for peace' :laugh:
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I would have thought so, yes.


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 Post subject: Re: The ashes
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Ritchies birthmark wrote:
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Sometimes I write stuff just for him and me and my workmate sit and wait for the reply

:laugh:

Hang on, which one of you are you claiming is obsessed with the other?


If he didnt reply then it would be me, however he never fails.

Just check who regularly quotes who is pretty much a giveaway. Poor lad can't help himself. Bless him


I think you'll find I am quite a regular contributor to Cricket threads whoever is posting is them!

Think what you like though, it's strange but at the same time quite amusing.


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 Post subject: Re: The ashes
PostPosted: Wed Dec 04, 2013 7:56 pm 
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Who mentioned cricket threads??

Amusing, nah comical is more like it. When I'm bored I just play with the bunker puppet (you) and the time just goes by. In not asking you to stop the obsession, please don't, my days would be very long


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 Post subject: Re: The ashes
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:laugh: :laugh:

What the fuck.......


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 Post subject: Re: The ashes
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It's clear to me who's obsessed. PJ gave his thoughts, RB tried to be clever (by being dismissive) PJ backed up his comments, so RB changes the subject by being inflammatory for no reason. RB would've been better off saying nowt, but he has to have the last word.

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 Post subject: Re: The ashes
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Drinking on a school night, kids, especially this early, is not a good idea.

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 Post subject: Re: The ashes
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I was thinking more glue bag.


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 Post subject: Re: The ashes
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The Fat Man wrote:
Drinking on a school night, kids, especially this early, is not a good idea.


Same Craic different day. Very boring


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 Post subject: Re: The ashes
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There's only one way to sort this out,.....,FIGHT!

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 Post subject: Re: The ashes
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Stokes and Panesar to play is what is being said now.

Interesting stuff .


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 Post subject: Re: The ashes
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Ritchies birthmark wrote:
The Fat Man wrote:
Drinking on a school night, kids, especially this early, is not a good idea.


Same Craic different day. Very boring


You're either a retard or frequently pissed. Take your pick.

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 Post subject: Re: The ashes
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offshorepoolie wrote:
There's only one way to sort this out,.....,FIGHT!

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In a Harry Hill style?

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 Post subject: Re: The ashes
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The Fat Man wrote:
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The Fat Man wrote:
Drinking on a school night, kids, especially this early, is not a good idea.


Same Craic different day. Very boring


You're either a retard or frequently pissed. Take your pick.


Personal abuse. I thought you were a mod. Disgraceful. So this is allowed then.


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 Post subject: Re: The ashes
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So who's playing the martyr now?

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 Post subject: The ashes
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Unprovoked abuse from a man who banned me for less. You then ask who's playing the martyr. Although it's obvious from my posts that I don't understand what martyr means.


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 Post subject: Re: The ashes
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To be honest you could be banned for months and nobody would realise so at least your abuse gives you some meaning. Crack on, whatever passes the time for you


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 Post subject: Re: The ashes
PostPosted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 1:44 am 
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Get in!!!

Warner again confused over how to play in a test match. Absolutely terrible


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 Post subject: Re: The ashes
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Interesting to see that 'no chance' Panesar starts. I presume nomark will ignore this in order to have a go at PJ for his 'obvious' comment that Ballance would play.

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 Post subject: Re: The ashes
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Great wicket from panesar with definite turn. I Certainly got that one wrong. Advantage England


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 Post subject: Re: The ashes
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Decent day for England after losing a vital toss, the wicket looks on the slow side and with hot weather forecast you'd have thought the wicket will get drier and will turn on day 4 and 5. A First innings lead is an absolute must for England.

Can't believe Carberry has just dropped that...


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 Post subject: Re: The ashes
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Carberry what have you just done, that was a dolly. Massive moment in game that.


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 Post subject: Re: The ashes
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Hopefully it won't cost us anything the bowlers will come back fresh in the morning and hopefully knock Haddin over early.


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 Post subject: Re: The ashes
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The next wicket is vital. Iv took haddin to be top batsmen in the 1st innings 11/1 in a double with cook, I see him as extremely dangerous and Clarke dosnt really need a mention. If these 2 get set we could be chasing 500+ easily.

Fairly even 1st day but could have been advantage us if carberry hadn't fucked that up. Hands held up regarding turn, not alot but more than I thought and will only improve come late in day 3 onwards.

I hope that dosnt knock carberrys confidence because the entire slip corden will be on at him now over it


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 Post subject: Re: The ashes
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The next wicket is vital. Iv took haddin to be top batsmen in the 1st innings 11/1 in a double with cook, I see him as extremely dangerous and Clarke dosnt really need a mention. If these 2 get set we could be chasing 500+ easily.

Fairly even 1st day but could have been advantage us if carberry hadn't fucked that up. Hands held up regarding turn, not alot but more than I thought and will only improve come late in day 3 onwards.

I hope that dosnt knock carberrys confidence because the entire slip corden will be on at him now over it



No they won't everyone drops catches, he knows it's a sitter his team mates do and they've all dropped catches you don't do it on purpose. You pat him on the back and say catch the next one not slag him off, I'm sure a fair few are even taking the piss out of him. It's happened you move on.

If Haddin finishes top batsman we are in serious trouble!


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 Post subject: Re: The ashes
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Of course it happens but I don't know much about the bloke, is he head strong?? Id bet money if haddin gets a big score the Aussies will remind him constantly when he's batting, I just hope he can handle it. Is he a confidence player??

You do realise I'm on about there slip corden. As if ours are gona get on his back, I don't think anybody would think that


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 Post subject: Re: The ashes
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When he's setting up to face Mitchell Johnson tomorrow I don't think he'll thinking about dropping a catch, he seems a fairly laid back bloke there's more chance of him wanting to make amends with the bat and give him that extra bit of determination.


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 Post subject: Re: The ashes
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, I'm sure a fair few are even taking the piss out of him.


Jeus christ, I hope not. Imagine if he wasnt mentally strong enough to take it. :shock:

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 Post subject: Re: The ashes
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Oh and Carberry has form for dropping very easy catches.

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 Post subject: Re: The ashes
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Hope so. If haddin goes early there's no harm done anyway. If not i hope he's got a strong head to block out the sledgers from the slips. I wouldn't normally be worried but after trott there's doubt. End of day he's a professional so should be fine.

Stokes and prior need to preform with the bat aswell. We need knocks from both players especially prior and also our top order need to turn up. Pieterson for once has slipped under the radar going into this and hopefully he can do what he does best.

When was the last time our openers got to 100 in a test?


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 Post subject: Re: The ashes
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Probably Joe Root at Lords.

KP has played two tests at the Adelaide Oval he's scored 158 and 226. More of the same would be nice.


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 Post subject: Re: The ashes
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No I mean as a partnership


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 Post subject: Re: The ashes
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Got a bad feeling we will crumble in the second innings, frustrating to have lost the toss


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 Post subject: Re: The ashes
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Got a bad feeling we will crumble in the second innings, frustrating to have lost the toss


Here's my thinking you'd be forecasting victory.

I am shocked.


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 Post subject: Re: The ashes
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Hopefully Broad or Anderson will beam that smug 'lovely lovely person' Clarke and knock a few of his smirking teeth out tomorrow am.


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 Post subject: Re: The ashes
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Now you're just being ridiculous.


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 Post subject: Re: The ashes
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tripledecker wrote:
Got a bad feeling we will crumble in the second innings, frustrating to have lost the toss


We Havnt even had the 1st yet


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Now you're just being ridiculous.



'accidentally' of course!


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 Post subject: Re: The ashes
PostPosted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 4:06 pm 
Any chance of the Mods having a seperate forum for Birthmark and PJ to do their bitching on?

You 2 need to meet up and settle your differences over a pint :orcs-cheers:


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 Post subject: Re: The ashes
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I have differences to settle, it's all one way. He can buy me a pint if he wants like.


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 Post subject: Re: The ashes
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Well that's the ashes fucked
Stokes can't even get the basics of not bowling no balls right


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Another bizarre statement. Stokes has been the pick of the bowlers so far. He was extremely unlucky with the no ball but showed huge character to keep going and get Clarke and now siddle


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 Post subject: Re: The ashes
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I have differences to settle, it's all one way. He can buy me a pint if he wants like.


Exactly I'm glad you see it that way aswell. Least you have owned up


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 Post subject: Re: The ashes
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I get it now.

In the spirit of fairness we have agreed to bowl with a tennis ball and bat blindfolded.

How else can it be explained.

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 Post subject: Re: The ashes
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Captains performance from cook, well played.

3 hours sleep and get to watch a masterclass on batting by the Aussies and then that from cook

Shite


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 Post subject: Re: The ashes
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Just careless.

Cook barely warrants his place on form.

And lyon is making swann look shite now.

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 Post subject: Re: The ashes
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and I notice on this volatile wicket in which Englands batsmens bodies are being smashed :roll: , the aussies hit a record number of sixes in ashes cricket.

I asked this during the first match, and it warrants asking again:

Are our batsmen shite, or is it actually our bowlers that are now shite?

I dont think the aussies would have got 500 against their own bowlers.

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 Post subject: Re: The ashes
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Infact it seems we had convinced ourselves it was a slow flat pitch so bowled with absolutely no enthusiasm and belief.

Turning an average wicket keeper batsman into some sort of batting god.

Whereas the aussies just run in and hit the deck hard and fast.

Another embarrassing day.

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