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 Post subject: Running a red light
PostPosted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 11:02 pm 
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Do all traffic lights have cameras these days to catch people running red lights? Went through one in carcote road this morning and wondering whether to expect a letter in the post shortly?

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 Post subject: Re: Running a red light
PostPosted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 11:07 pm 
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Do cameras these days catch people in red lights district wondering whether to expect a letter in the post shortly? have get before the wife finds it.


:shock: :shock:

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 Post subject: Re: Running a red light
PostPosted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 11:10 pm 
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Tree_With_Hamster wrote:
Do all traffic lights have cameras these days to catch people running red lights? Went through one in carcote road this morning and wondering whether to expect a letter in the post shortly?



No i wouldnt think so


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 11:15 pm 
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The Catcote Road ones do and transgressors are birched in public. It does them no harm at all in a spiritual sense. Obviously their arses knack for a while. An exercise book down your trousers might help unless they spot it. hth.


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 Post subject: Re: Running a red light
PostPosted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 11:23 pm 
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born toulouse wrote:
The Catcote Road ones do and transgressors are birched in public. It does them no harm at all in a spiritual sense. Obviously their arses knack for a while. An exercise book down your trousers might help unless they spot it. hth.


As long as they don't claim iv gone off the rails

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 Post subject: Re: Running a red light
PostPosted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 11:34 pm 
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born toulouse wrote:
The Catcote Road ones do and transgressors are birched in public. It does them no harm at all in a spiritual sense. Obviously their arses knack for a while. An exercise book down your trousers might help unless they spot it. hth.


As long as they don't claim iv gone off the rails


That very much depends on whether you've shagged/ tried to shag any babies. If you have you're well off the rails and will get a letter about it. If you haven't you'll probably get a letter anyway. Chip is correct, it is political correctness gone mad and Mad John is at the controls.


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 Post subject: Re: Running a red light
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If only a courageous body of young nationalists would organise a march we'd soon be free of this sort of thing.


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...we need some top boys to go toe-to-toe to reclaim the streets.

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 Post subject: Re: Running a red light
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Tree_With_Hamster wrote:
Do all traffic lights have cameras these days to catch people running red lights? Went through one in carcote road this morning and wondering whether to expect a letter in the post shortly?

Which begs the question why the fuck you went through a red light, amber I can understand but red ,


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 Post subject: Re: Running a red light
PostPosted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 8:33 am 
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By error? Maybe?

I suppose some people do make mistakes.

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 Post subject: Re: Running a red light
PostPosted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 9:18 am 
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eeh yer sarky sods. But yers are all wrong. We need more bobbies catching folks jay walking. That's the real danger to our society today.
With £500 on the spot fines

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 Post subject: Re: Running a red light
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Andy Dibbles Gloves wrote:
By error? Maybe?

I suppose some people do make mistakes.

Or not paying attention, on phone , pissing about with radio controls, lighting a tab all reasons which do not excuse what happened, I am sure if he had hit a car coming through the green light the other driver would be happy to hear oh I made an error.
Red light runners should be publicly birched by someone wearing a burka


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 Post subject: Re: Running a red light
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 Post subject: Re: Running a red light
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Them bus drivers who are half a sleep as they hate their job do it all the time :shock:


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 Post subject: Re: Running a red light
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I have noticed a few bus drivers that appear to think they have right of way, as they is driving a bus, even though they havent. But that actually appears deliberate rather than an error of judgement. Which is worse isnt it?

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 Post subject: Re: Running a red light
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and the one I saw do it in Woodtsock way the other day, was actually a No 6 bus. :shock:

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 Post subject: Re: Running a red light
PostPosted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 10:43 am 
Bus drivers always let me out. Maybe it's because they see it's you?


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What, with my hard man shades, and tinted windows?

I dont think so.

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 Post subject: Re: Running a red light
PostPosted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 11:09 am 
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no6bus wrote:
Tree_With_Hamster wrote:
Do all traffic lights have cameras these days to catch people running red lights? Went through one in carcote road this morning and wondering whether to expect a letter in the post shortly?

Which begs the question why the fuck you went through a red light, amber I can understand but red ,


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Lack of concentration I guess, not used to going that way and totally didnt see the set of traffic lights. I did however get to the middle of the junction and then reverse back for some reason.

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 Post subject: Re: Running a red light
PostPosted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 11:26 am 
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If all lights had cameras somebody would be making a fortune.


I'd rather they used cameras to enforce things like that or lane hogging than to catch people 5 or 6 mph over a speed limit & people who pull into a bus stop that gets used once an hour to drop their gran off.

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 Post subject: Re: Running a red light
PostPosted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 11:38 am 
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I'd rather they used cameras to enforce things like that or lane hogging than to catch people 5 or 6 mph over a speed limit & people who pull into a bus stop that gets used once an hour to drop their gran off.


I think they should use cameras to catch people going 5 or 6 mph under the speed limit. How dangerous is that? It promotes intense road rage in other drivers.


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 Post subject: Re: Running a red light
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I think they should use cameras to catch proper criminals......................for a change.

Ok...............thats a ridiculous suggestion. It doesnt make money.

I cant tell you how much I hate that 'lovely lovely person' that parks up near Jesmond Gardens catching 100's of motorists not aware that the duel carriage way is 30 mph and not 40.

He deserves pain, and lots of it.

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 Post subject: Re: Running a red light
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they should implement those automated cars that go round on a track around the town. You hail one by pressing a button, it diverts from the circuit to a pull in, you climb in, enter your destination -then off it goes back onto the circuit and it pulls into the pit stop where you want to get off. You get a bill or you have a pre-pay card and Bob's your man at the bookies!!!

And you can always get pissed, no matter waht, and won't be breathalysed

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Andy Dibbles Gloves wrote:
I think they should use cameras to catch proper criminals......................for a change.

Ok...............thats a ridiculous suggestion. It doesnt make money.

I cant tell you how much I hate that 'lovely lovely person' that parks up near Jesmond Gardens catching 100's of motorists not aware that the duel carriage way is 30 mph and not 40.

He deserves pain, and lots of it.


if you catch a tame plod and ask what he thinks of them speed people off the record he'll probably tell you he hates them too.

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 Post subject: Re: Running a red light
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they should implement those automated cars that go round on a track around the town. You hail one by pressing a button, it diverts from the circuit to a pull in, you climb in, enter your destination -then off it goes back onto the circuit and it pulls into the pit stop where you want to get off. You get a bill or you have a pre-pay card and Bob's your man at the bookies!!!

And you can always get pissed, no matter waht, and won't be breathalysed


I know its a fake town with a plastic football club but you'll be wanting to move to Milton Keynes soon

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/n ... eynes.html

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 Post subject: Re: Running a red light
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will they have GTi pods with go faster steipes, or will they all be the same in a communist bloc stylee?

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 Post subject: Re: Running a red light
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Andy Dibbles Gloves wrote:
and the one I saw do it in Woodtsock way the other day, was actually a No 6 bus. :shock:

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 Post subject: Re: Running a red light
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I drove through Lille once and more drivers there go through on red there than on green.
A gadgy behind me was honking me to advance when at least five cars had gone through on red in front of me. That's red, not amber.

In most place amber means accelerate so you don't miss the red. In Lille it means all clear.

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 Post subject: Re: Running a red light
PostPosted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 8:30 am 
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Chip Fireball wrote:
Mind you I'd see things differently if I was the father of a young child run over by some drug fuelled boy racer like Tree jumping a red light at 90 miles an hour.

In his defence, he was driving his 'company car' ..... Match of the day/ Greensleeves was belting out a tinless racket from the 1950's speaker on the roof and a box of hard cornets were sticking in his back.... and the brakes were shagged...... the 'monkey blood' dripping down only added to the confusion.

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