Hypothetical question for advice purposes only

Andy Dibbles Gloves · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:32 pm **Posts:** 6817

Just say, some kids around 14 threw eggs at your window, and unfortunately for them, you were outside, but they didnt see you, and you had a cricket bat in your hand..........................

and just say, you caught one of them, and without touching them, told them you were going to club them to death, unless they got into the boot of your car, and you told them you were going to dump them in the countryside somewhere.........................until they cried like a bitch.

You then relented but wanted their address, and told them to throw 6 eggs at their own window.

Is this extreme?

Spender · **Posted:** Fri Nov 22, 2013 6:45 pm

No.

Beat the eggs out of him and throw him on his parents doorstep.

Then tell them that the same will happen when he does it again.

Then get the fuck out of there, because it'll all be your fault.

dykey · **Posted:** Fri Nov 22, 2013 7:57 pm

very extreme,poss abduction

Fetish_Bob · **Posted:** Fri Nov 22, 2013 10:34 pm

Exactly Chip. My father once asked me how my day at school was, I made mistake of telling him I'd been caned, he hit me told me I must done something wrong then asked why. have be honest he did say if I ever got caned for nothing he would go to the school to back me up. I never told him when I was caned again, thought sod this I'm not being punished twice for the same thing. Mind you think there was time I got caned and it was Howard's fault.

parmo · **Posted:** Fri Nov 22, 2013 10:36 pm

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Fri Nov 22, 2013 10:47 pm

I came home from school aged 14 and my mum asked me how my day was, I told her " I had sex with the geography teacher", she twatted me across the head and sent me to my room.
When dad got home, he came into my room and asked me the same question, I said " I had sex with the geography teacher", he smiled, slapped my back and said, " Here you go son, have your xmas bike early, take it for a spin".

I said " If it`s all the same with you, I`ll give it a miss"!
He said " What`s up"?

I said " My arse is killing me" !!

Andy Dibbles Gloves · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:32 pm **Posts:** 6817

I have one further question....................would it be worth beating the father up of the kid, as the father is partly to blame for the birth of the little not nice people?

And what about the mother? As you now know her address, how should she be punished?

make her own son shave her head?

grabec · **Posted:** Sat Nov 23, 2013 12:25 pm

I think you should be punished yourself, for being the sort of person people want to hypothetically throw eggs at.

Now, get into this boot immediately.

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Sat Nov 23, 2013 9:02 pm

You can easily fall foul of the law on this one. If it was me I would thoroughly intimidate the scrote with no witnesses present, so at least he wouldn't do it again (and warn the other scrotes). Lay a finger one someone, especially a kid, and you've had it. It takes seconds for someone to start filming you on their phone.

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Sat Nov 23, 2013 9:27 pm

A lad I worked with told me if he ever caught a burglar in his house, he would beat him about the head with a baseball bat he kept for such an occasion. He would then drive the body into the countryside a long way from his home, to make sure the burglars death couldn't be traced back to him. I never doubted he would have gone through with this, given the opportunity, but strangely he was one of the nicest blokes you could wish to meet, providing you weren't ransacking his house. He also hated the royal family with a passion, and said his ambition was to take out the Queen with a high powered rifle if she visits Hartlepool again, be warned Lizzy!!

Andy Dibbles Gloves · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:32 pm **Posts:** 6817

poolieinnottingham wrote:

You can easily fall foul of the law on this one. If it was me I would thoroughly intimidate the scrote with no witnesses present, so at least he wouldn't do it again (and warn the other scrotes). Lay a finger one someone, especially a kid, and you've had it. It takes seconds for someone to start filming you on their phone.

Good advice.

So making him shave his mothers head wouldnt be wise then?

And you should make sure you take their phones as well?

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Sun Nov 24, 2013 9:39 am

Chip Fireball wrote:

Aye the old ones are the best and no mistake :

THE ASDAS CAR PARK SCAM - BEWARE!

Asda car park . Please BE WARNED! Over the last month I have become a victim of a clever 'Eastern European' scam whilst out shopping.

Simply dropping into The Asdas for a bit of shopping turned out to be quite an experience. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends! Here's how the scam works:

Two very good-looking 20-21 year-old girls of eastern European origin come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start cleaning your windscreen, their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T- shirts. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they'll say 'No' and instead they ask you for a lift to another supermarket, in my case, Tesco. You agree and they both get in the back seat.

On the way there, they start undressing, until both are completely naked. Then, when you pull over to remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over your lap, kissing you, touching you intimately and thrusting herself against you, while the other one steals your wallet !!!!

I had my wallet stolen on October 4th, 9th,10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th and 29th. Also on November 1st, 4th, 6th, 9th 10th, 14th 18th, 20th and twice yesterday.So please warn all the older men you know to be on the lookout for this scam.

The best times seem to be just before lunch and about 4:30 in the afternoon.

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