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monkeybutt · **Posted:** Wed Nov 20, 2013 6:12 pm

The head chef will be returning to tantalize the taste buds of the smoggies next week, the Doctor said I cannot lift anything heavy for 4 weeks, guess I will have to sit down to piss sadx

thornleypoolie · **Joined:** Wed Jan 02, 2008 7:10 pm **Posts:** 1101

Do you have to lift your belly up to find your knob like? therethere

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Wed Nov 20, 2013 9:33 pm

thornleypoolie wrote:

Do you have to lift your belly up to find your knob like? therethere

verbalkint · **Joined:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:08 pm **Posts:** 3135

thornleypoolie wrote:

Do you have to lift your belly up to find your knob like? therethere

I'm afraid you have no come back for that one Mr Butts

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Wed Nov 20, 2013 10:34 pm

Didn`t think that one out properly did I :doh:

Obviously it was the long like snake, big like buffalo penis :naughty:

dykey · **Posted:** Wed Nov 20, 2013 11:10 pm

He might of meant heavy as in ur pies are full of stodge

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Wed Nov 20, 2013 11:18 pm

Some good reviews..." They use proper tea bags "..." The sausage ,egg and chip are to die for "..

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Wed Nov 20, 2013 11:25 pm

The Ghost of Sussex07 wrote:

Some good reviews..." They use proper tea bags "..." The sausage ,egg and chip are to die for "..

I think you will find the sausage, egg and chips are to die from!!

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

I'm still awaiting photos of a decent breakfast with chips and of the Jordan look alike.

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Thu Nov 21, 2013 12:16 am

Be nice if we could see some sample menu's instead of reading about his layers of fat.

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Thu Nov 21, 2013 12:28 am

There are very few things I'm prepared to die for, least of all sausage and chips.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Thu Nov 21, 2013 7:29 am

Oh contraire monsieur, my sausages are bloody superb.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Thu Nov 21, 2013 7:30 am

Tree_With_Hamster wrote:

I'm still awaiting photos of a decent breakfast with chips and of the Jordan look alike.

Jordan left, we now have the luscious Dave

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