where is he

ed-t-ball · **Posted:** Thu Nov 14, 2013 9:23 pm

Anybody seen John Darwin's canoe lately??

I thought not!

thornleypoolie · **Joined:** Wed Jan 02, 2008 7:10 pm **Posts:** 1101

Last i heard, he was hiding in a big centre halfs back pocket, or at least he has most of his time here.

no6bus · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:55 pm **Posts:** 5095

ed-t-ball wrote:

Anybody seen John Darwin's canoe lately??

I thought not!

Will ask him next time he gets on my bus if you had posted this on Wednesday I had 2 chances to ask him on Thursday

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offshorepoolie · **Joined:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:32 pm **Posts:** 6011

http://missingpersons.police.uk/ HTH

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37471

Ritchies birthmark wrote:

Ok well between me and you it was a 5 year contract on 5k a week. The terms were I had to play as many minutes as possible and John Hughes got £10 for every minute I played so he sort of over played me but he needed the cash. Tenants lager isn't cheap and he had a sweet tooth for highland toffee aswell so hopefully people can understand why he did this.

Colin then came in and ruined everything, the bastard dosnt like tenants and said highland toffee bars are for puffs so I was screwed. Also me mate Micky had been replaced by this scouser and he dosnt like toffee either. Its just a joke. All i want to day is drink beer, play golf and flick the ball on, on a Saturday afternoon. A suppose 2/3 isn't bad but I do love those flick ons and, really miss them.

I'm glad you came clean :laugh:

.....so, how is it in the east wing of the Cornelius Tashit Maximum Security Twilight Home for disinterested/ can't be arsed old footballers... are the leather restraints chafing.....?

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Fri Nov 15, 2013 1:53 pm

PJPoolie wrote:

parmo wrote:

I've got his head in my filing cabinet, but I'm fucked if I know where the rest is

How are we supposed to get rid of him now?
He can't win flicks on, fall over then moan at the referee without that.
You should have looped something off that he doesn't need for football like his feet.

Just play the filing cabinet. It'll do well.

Fetish_Bob · **Posted:** Sat Nov 16, 2013 2:43 pm

We're in trouble he was spotted at the training ground..yes I'll repeat that in case some are unsure the training ground last week, this is the last time he was officially seen. But stems the rumours he doesn't go there or he is at some other club (Charlton wasn't it for the last rumour) Of Course that sighting was in the region of 10 days ago so does it count as the answer to the original question or are we in fact still looking for him.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37471

Fetish_Bob wrote:

We're in trouble he was spotted at the training ground..yes I'll repeat that in case some are unsure the training ground last week, this is the last time he was officially seen. But stems the rumours he doesn't go there or he is at some other club (Charlton wasn't it for the last rumour) Of Course that sighting was in the region of 10 days ago so does it count as the answer to the original question or are we in fact still looking for him.

Don't bother looking, he's like a 14 year old labrador who goes walkabout but turns up when it's 'feeding time'....can't they get s doggy flap put in the entrance door for him.....?

Fetish_Bob · **Posted:** Sat Nov 16, 2013 9:50 pm

thats a big doggy flap

where is he

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