....and a burst balloon.

This weekends football results have primed me for a great night out tonight at our fundraiser gig.

The juggernaut is notching up through the gears again

You play in an amateur league.

Fuck off.

Haha wtf when you play your home games in the town u represent pls come back otherwise stick your non professional status up it arse


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If you make 150 quid, I'll double it.

Then I'll send it to the St John's Ambulance that you skelped you cheapskate not nice people.

Hey don't be too hard on Darlo, the steamroller had a gate of over 300 in midweek and a very excited two page thread about the match on the Dalounloved forum, snigger.

Where is New Mills fatty ??? Saves me looking for it. They were your opposition today. I checked on uncovered for todays opposition only reason I know by the way.

The so called 'juggernaut' you wax orgasmically about is litlle more than an unisurable cut and shut....dragged from the breakers yard, tarted up with a slap of paint and body filler and sadly fooling no one but the terminally gullible..... as for the gear box.... full of cooking oil, sawdust and ....lots of loose cogs... a lot like the average Darlo 'believer'.....

It's been a good week for a good old snigger,eh,?..

well a gate of 300 is more a belly laugh, mind you did have 1000 for your last massive League home game ( another defeat of course)

No bigger games than at Wembley ,rinkender...it was there for the taking ...

Bit like your ground

I have come to the conclusion that Fatty Eats Roadkill actually has something wrong with him mentally.

Who would start a boasting thread about a juggernaut by proudly announcing that they had got the tyres inflated?

Engine is knackered, exhaust is hanging off and the driver is pissed but don't worry the tyres have pumped up nicely and have two weeks of tread left.

At this rate future Darlo triumph threads will include:

Players do up boot laces without snapping any- club treasurer relieved.

Nice cup of tea at half time cheers up travelling fan.

Clearance successfully reaches the allotments.

Team go near Darlington on the way to next 'home' match.

George Reynolds sells half a dozen pies and tables bid for club.

I thought Darlo threads had increased ten fold since the beginning of October...

I didn't think you had tyres on clown cars? Just square wooden things?