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parmo
 Post subject: dandruff
PostPosted: Thu Nov 14, 2013 3:32 pm 
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how can I have this when I've shaved down to the wood? I've scraped as much off as I can with fingernails, then I used a scotch pad that seems to have got most of it off

Me napper is tingling now like

I also think I should get the massive egg on the apex surgically removed, rather than use the carving knife

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 Post subject: Re: dandruff
PostPosted: Thu Nov 14, 2013 3:56 pm 
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Dandruff is your skin aint it so makes no odds if your bald or got hair like darkie dan.

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it's ok now. I had let my hair grow back which just encourages my scalp to start deteriorating ha!ha! No more now I've shaved it again!!!

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Tree_With_Hamster wrote:
Dandruff is your skin aint it so makes no odds if your bald or got hair like darkie dan.


ps is darkie dan the guy with the drain pipe trousers and wild hair or is that someone else?

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get one them just use it on your head instead :wink: :wink: :laugh:

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Tree_With_Hamster wrote:
Tree_With_Hamster wrote:
Dandruff is your skin aint it so makes no odds if your bald or got hair like darkie dan.


ps is darkie dan the guy with the drain pipe trousers and wild hair or is that someone else?


Paul Daniels wayward son. Fact.
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Joe Mac
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I'm unconvinced as "Fact" wasn't in capitals.

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Paul Daniels wayward son. FACT.
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tREE_wiTH_hAMStER
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Joe Mac wrote:
I'm unconvinced as "Fact" wasn't in capitals.



Needs an exclamation mark after it too imo.

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Spender
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 14, 2013 5:38 pm 
Whoa, whoa, whoa, one of the Mods said it has to be HYPOTHESIS!
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'CONJECTURE!' is waayyy more civilised. :shock:

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derwent
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Spender wrote:
Whoa, whoa, whoa, one of the Mods said it has to be HYPOTHESIS!

Nah, that was only a THEORY.

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