any news on where steve howard is hiding?

He keeps posting on here as Hartlefool79 as he the only one who seems to want to keep him in the public eye as far as fans concerned

I love a good Howard thread. I'll start another one when this drops off the first page...

If we start a new Howard thread everyday, how long until bob implodes?

Implode possibly but could go one of 2 ways. I could delete every Howard thread that appears, or I could start enough of them that those who want to actually read posts will have to look at about page 3 (and not in the Sun) before they find a topic other than Howard. That I think would be imploding on a scale of about 10/10

Headland Keith seems to have disapeared too....

Howard is too busy to train or attend matches as he is mulling over all the offers. 'Too many' for anyone to deal with.

ALMOST CERTAINLY HORSE SHIT.

If he is not seen in the next 12 hours we definitely need another thread about it though just to keep everyone updated.

In a flyover on the M1 .. Who fookin cares apart from an obvious loid on a fishing trip

ive just been to the asda, he wasnt in there.

He's not in my office through Billingham, so thats 2 places ruled out.

Well I went in the shed this morning and thought he was in there. It wasn't though, just a sack of spuds.

I can't confirm whether he's here or not yet because I can't be arsed to look over the window sill into the street.
When I do I'll let yers know.

He's in Magaluf

He's not down lancaster road

Could be right, probably stressed himself out mulling over so many offers.

And he's took his bessie mate Barron

I've just spend last hour writing the numbers down for every Golf Club in the area if he's not in any of them I'm moving on to the Social Clubs.

It's surely either one or the other?

He's now left Magaluf because his hiding place has been found and so he needs another hiding place. So the question on everyones lips (well hartlefool79s) is where's he now heading to hide and will he be found or will he get into the Guiness book of records as the world record holder for hiding.

that was Lord Lucan, and still is

I'm getting concerned now #FindStevie #PrayForStevie

Lord Lucan doesn't count because if he's dead he's not actually hiding. Now the number of times Steve Howard has been shot you'd think he'd come back as a footballer/goalscorer at least once.

I think its quite obvious Cooper has told him to keep as far away from possible from the club.

Sensible possible factual answers to the question are not allowed. Write that out 100 times.

He's not away from anywhere he's just not getting picked.

He clearly is because he doesnt attend games like all the other do. Players not even making the bench are at games. For example Compton is at every game he doesnt play in which surprises me considering his family down south etc.

Players aren't forced to watch games when they aren't playing.

Is he not forced to train?

He does train. What is making people think he doesn't.

Look North did a feature on Pools last week and there he was jogging with the rest of them, at the back of course.

I'm sure Pools would love him to not turn up for work, they could sack him.

It' s bleedin obvious that Ritchies Birthmark may actually be Howard.........? When you think about it, he's hurled so much abuse Howards Way...... that he has to be put on gardening leave? .... meaning lots of time off for the poster who never was....all very logical. :

And Ritchie's Birthmark doesn't even go to matches either!...

It's all making sense now.....

Can't believe iv been Sussed... Especially after spending months slagging nish off so I could sign. If your reading colin it was nothing personal I just needed you out the way. There's only room for 1 big number 9 up here and my mate Barron said ya a shit drinker so you simply had to leave

That depends on when your "Cooper told him to stay away from the club" statement came into effect. I saw him in the CK against Plymouth. Which but for the luck of two cup draws might have only been 2 home games ago.

Doesn't go with the conspiracy theories that PJ though.

Well, I just got back from a convention in Hannover and can categorically confirm that he was NOT present at The Hannover Messe. FACT!

Heavy winds have cancelled the Gigha ferry today, giving an ideal opportunity to scour the island and I can categorically confirm that as of 14:00, he is NOT, repeat NOT, on Gigha.

He's definitely not in the XK Bar in China. No fooker is who doesn't work here.........

I've got his head in my filing cabinet, but I'm fucked if I know where the rest is

Some gadgie told me that wolves were interested so I've been checking in the Pyrénées. When a shepherd told me there was a rotting corpse stuck in a crevice I thought he might be a French footy fan with inside knowledge of Steve's mobility levels. It was just a dead boar though. Howard is not here.

How are we supposed to get rid of him now?

He can't win flicks on, fall over then moan at the referee without that.

You should have looped something off that he doesn't need for football like his feet.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_pe ... ously#2012

Steve Howard Football Player. Disappeared while on the books of Hartlepool United. Team led by Hartlefool79 set up to attempt to locate him starting with questions on the famous Hartlepool informal site THE BUNKER

Hopefully somebody will read that and try to help.

I remember Paddy Atkinson seemed to just disappear but probably not to same amount of joy.

Oh actually was there a Paddy Atkinson and a Paul Atkinson at the same time? Or were they the same player? Either way one seemed to just disappear.

OK Stevie Birthmark...... the one question I want verifying is this.... is it true your contract is........'for this life and the next'.... .....? ....I think we should be told.

Ok well between me and you it was a 5 year contract on 5k a week. The terms were I had to play as many minutes as possible and John Hughes got £10 for every minute I played so he sort of over played me but he needed the cash. Tenants lager isn't cheap and he had a sweet tooth for highland toffee aswell so hopefully people can understand why he did this.

Colin then came in and ruined everything, the bastard dosnt like tenants and said highland toffee bars are for puffs so I was screwed. Also me mate Micky had been replaced by this scouser and he dosnt like toffee either. Its just a joke. All i want to day is drink beer, play golf and flick the ball on, on a Saturday afternoon. A suppose 2/3 isn't bad but I do love those flick ons and really miss them.

am I imagining it, or has there actually been a game where Nish and Howard were both on the pitch together for Pools? Was Nish still here at the start of last season or am I totally having nightmares?

Nightmare I reckon Parmo. Nish last game for Pools was against Huddersfield late Feb/early March 2012 season. Howard first game was the Crewe debacle in Carling Cup August 2012 for start of the 2012/13 season.

So why is Yubep looking down Lancaster Road?