It was Mad John who spoiled it all by realising the act of observation falsified the certainty.

Mad John has a sideline putting those black seeds into Asda Indian meals.

...but only a few Tesco ones

MadJohn invented flick on football

Have you ever had piles? You know who is to blame....

He caused chew in London while dressed as a penguin

Mad john has, more than once completely ruined speculative threads by interupting them with actual facts and figures, totally unpunished by the mods.

HS2 is all Mad John's idea.

I hear it was also his idea to flood the ancient village of Mardale with the new Haweswater reservoir in 1956?

He also gave the go-ahead to pull down Steetley chimney.

I have heard MadJohn was solely responsible for putting the ache, into the Akers-belchers

It was definitely him what made the TMS bus go through Elwick, Trimdon Station, Trimdon Grange, Trimdon Colliery, Trimdon Village and Fishburn just to get to Sedgefield.

And he invented four different Trimdons to start with, just to make the journey longer.

I didnt know Test Match Special had a bus. Well done Madjohn.

Mad John put the bones in fish.

...he also put the bop in the bop-shoo-wop-de-wop

Although I am happy to confirm he did NOT put the ram in the ram-alama-ding-dong.
(That was me)

He is responsible for the Crazy Frog.

And he is Simon Cowell's mentor.

Mad John spread the gene that gives gadgies nasal hair.

And where do you think Johnorrhoea comes from?? Eh?? Eh??

Mad John put that dozy slip road in leading from Tesco's roundabout onto Belle Vue Way.

Mad John shot JR.

And he killed rock 'n' roll.

York City and Newport both had plans to put a roof on their away ends this season, but Mad John stopped them.

Mad John knows what the fox says and didn't tell anyone so some daft 'lovely lovely person' made an awful song about it (probably Mad John).

I thought we were talking about bad things here?

It was Mad John who arrived with a snow plough when I was stuck in a TMS bus in a snowdrift with just me and the driver inside.
The driver was a bit of a fit lass, see.

Mad John holds the country to ransom every winter as he has owns the UK's supply of road salt, which he digs out his mine on an allotment on Brierton Lane.

I've just been told that not only did he invent political correctness, as his name suggests he is also responsible for it going mad.

Mad John made Jim Robinson have a heart attack in Neighbours.

Mad John was also responsible for Harold Bishop's disappearance and subsequent memory loss.

He also made him allergic to Dogs.

Mad John trapped Morag ( I think ?) in the wardrobe.

He also shut down the Holy Roll

He was also behind Darlo's slide into the realms of oblivion!

You think?

You can't throw around spurious rumour in this thread. That is defamation, only 100% fact please.

On that note MadJohn is a partner in Carpenters Solicitors of Southport who's clientele boasts former Everton and Blackburn striker, Mike Newell.

Who exactly do you think hired Mike Newell?

The utter Bastard.

Mad John shot the sheriff but he didn't shoot the deputy.

Mad John appointed all the prefects at Brinkburn.

Mad John is the sole UK supplier of road paint to all the local authorities.

And, he got off with Sylvia, persuaded her to move somewhere near Galveston, and got her mother to answer all the phone calls.

Holds the concession for pubic wigs in Latvia.

Mad John invented pot holes.

I love Madjohn, he is nice.

Madjohn is responsible for the demise of white dog shit.

MadJohn killed Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog!!!!

Ken Dodd's Dad's Dogs DEAD?

It was Mad John who put the Ds in all those words then had the fiendish idea of throwing in a single g.

He dobbed in Paul Gabbacinni to the operation Yes tree mob

The words presented may not be the ones inputted ..Thanks Tapatalk

Slept with all the Waltons during a weekend of wild abandon at the Non Ferrous Welding Societys annual convention in Carnforth.

Mad John BAKED MacArthur Park.

Mad John scored the second goal today, thereby outraging Grave/Tree With Twat because we were 'undeserving.'

Did he?!