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headlandkeith
 Post subject: Re: Tennis upset
PostPosted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 1:22 pm 
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born toulouse
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Careful with your humour, you don't want to end up shouting for, "New Balls Please!"
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yloop
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 2:31 pm 
Bet she made a right racquet!
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misterb2001
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 2:40 pm 
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She asked me this question the other day.

What do you call a structure, usually made of wood, for burning a body as part of a funeral rite or execution?


I replied..."um, pyre?"

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yloop
 Post subject: Re: Tennis upset
PostPosted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 2:53 pm 
You need to talk to her over a nice glass of Deuce.
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born toulouse
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 2:56 pm 
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That would be taking advantage.
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SeasonTicketHolder
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 2:59 pm 
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Sounds like someone is being henpecked.

Stand up to the Hen, man!
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Montpoolier
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 3:07 pm 
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MadJohn wrote:
She maybe heard he'd been fiddling with Annette Cord

Maybe she did but did he actually get court?

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born toulouse
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Yes, and she was so upset she started on the doubles.
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grabec
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 3:14 pm 
I heard it was the double faults.
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ElvisC
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Thats just a Nastasie rumour!
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poolieinnottingham
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 3:21 pm 
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If its the lass I'm thinking of she was always game, until her first kid was Bjorn.

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born toulouse
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It wasn't her it was her sister who was in a nasty smash and had to have a skin graf.
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ElvisC
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Sister?? It WAS her Brother, now her Goolagon!
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born toulouse
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Yvonne that is hard to believe.
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PJPoolie
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Pun threads don't net Becker than this.
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Joe Mac
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Not much reply from the original poster... Agassi had enough of these puns

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born toulouse
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He might have heard them all beforehand.
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tREE_wiTH_hAMStER
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For Christs hake!

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Warwick Hunt
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 3:49 pm 
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I'm a bit late trying to Wade into this debate.
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grabec
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 3:56 pm 
I'll offer Cash.
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aptid
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Serves you right.

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yloop
 Post subject: Re: Tennis upset
PostPosted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 6:43 pm 
His in car navigation device was making an awful vibrating noise, one quick adjustment and... Navratilova.
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KT Poolie
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 8:24 pm 
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Hoad on. Wade a minute. I`m gonna blow a Gasquet if you keep making a Djokovic!
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paulus the woodgnome and a side salad
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 8:36 pm 
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Do I Noah?

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