was what I was singing on saturday night after consuming my first two pints in over a year.

My head hurt yesterday morning.

3 pints and 3 halves cost me £11.

back on the flavoured water methinks.

I was in London at the weekend and was in pub in Greenwich. A Mixed fruit Rekorderlig and a pint of Peroni cost me £9.70

Went to Browns in Newcastle, 4 Old Fashioned's cost me £35.

Are you two retarded at all?

whats an old fashioned?

€7.50 for a couple of pints (proper ones: 560ml) of real veritable genuine authentic non-imitation English draught beer on Saturday.
That's like getting it for free here.

2 Bottles of Bulmers cider £5 at the Rodmill on saturday.

Blend of Whiskey, sugar, bitters and citrus. Takes about 10 minutes of stirring but perfect when done properly.

I like Whiskey Mac's

A coffee, 2 champagne cocktails 2 tarts and a fruit salad £60 fooking quid in Harrods on Saturday robbing bastads


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Sounds like a bargain, especially with the 2 tarts included... They can't have been lookers though

You were in harrods mr bus what did you expect

Hell's tits, you need to clue me in for October else I'll be be back on a plane in three days.

Our rass drinks like a camel.

I too must be a winder licker then

Browns is nice, if somewhat expensive, unlike some of the cheaper more shitty shiteholes in Newcastle, it isn't shite and doesnt stink of shite

I do hth

Sounds like the Beehive in Newcastle at the top of High bridge-a shitty shithole but does a wicked pint of Guinness at 2 squid a pint.

I once paid £36 for a brandy & lemonade & a Baileys in London, but to be fair it was Schweppes lemonade & not the cheap shit!!

A friend of mine brought back the bar menu from a hotel he was at in some posh part of London, maybe Bond Street.

A Jerboam of some smart-arse champagne or another: a mere £34,000.
The next most expensive drink was a glass (that's like 60ml maximum) of some smart-arse cognac or another for 600 snots.

You have to admit these damn Frenchies have got reputation marketing down to a tee.

It's still less than you were paying last time around (2006?). You just need a carefully planned happy hour circuit. Count 40-50 snodgeurs (© AllezTFC) for a meal for two with wine.

I blame the likes of Oz Clarke's lot and banging on about terroir and how wines that differ in location of about 200 yards can see a differences in price of 100 if not thousands of pounds. Its all pretentious crap and was shown in a recent survey to be true as a so called crap bottle or plonk and champagne from Aldi beat a load of snobby brands in a taste test.

If ever you have seen Oz and James Mays first wine series round France, May sums it up when oz says "oh its all about the terroir and not sure how its translated into English", James may "oh I know bollocks".

If you've paid 2 quid a pint in the Beehive then you've been done! You should get at least 40p change...if not more. Cheapest place I know these days

Funnily enough, today marks the halfway stage of my year off the drink in order to raise funds for Hartlepool and District Hopsice. Not touched a single drop since 23:50pm on New Years Eve. If anyone feels like sponsoring me, follow the link:

http://www.justgiving.com/Joe-Casey2

My mate brought me a bottle of beer back from Thailand... expiry date was July 2012... Reckon its still ok to drink? I will probably end up drinking it regardless as it's one of my favourite beers. San Miguel Light.

I love an old fashioned, everyone seems to make them differently, but personally like the ones with no soda and one big fuck off ice cube in the glass

That's how Living room make them, Browns are similar but with a few smaller ice cubes and a bit of extra fruit crushed in.

whats an old fashioned?

Mentioned it further above.

and you expect me to go and look do you?

No one gives a fuck if you look or not

Don't really care if I'm honest, up to you isn't it?

some rebellious buggers on here these days.

How rude. I care a weeny bit, even if he doesn't deserve it.

What do you mean I dont deserve it?

I don't see what more I can do. I've already supported you, haven't I, even tho you are undeserving?

Please explain how I am undeserving?

Me?

Thanks by the way.

I started to feel like I was being picked on.

Bullies.

You explain how you're deserving, first.
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BTW, I've been meaning to ask...where's your friend Mr ed?

Mr Ed?

Havent spoke to the great one for a while. I keep meaning to give him a bell, but havent yet.

Not sure he even reads this shit to be honest.

I am deserving because I am.

Is that enough?

Just bought in a nice German Wheat Beer, 4.9%. 2 snots a pint if you're passing...