No not that shite website, ones people have actually heard.

Cooper has spoken to Ian Harte but coming him here seems unlikely as he has higher level interest, but we are likely to sign former Sunderland and more recently Coventry striker Stephen Elliott.

Also heard we are after Jason Kennedy but that one was in the Echo today.

Any more??

Would be happy with any of them, and delighted with all 3

Hartes legs are surely shot to bits by now? You want your modern day full backs up n down the flanks but at 35 I can't see him doing that.

His left foot is still quality though, worth about 20 goals a season for the teams he plays for.

Just because you're 35 it doesn't mean your legs are shot. That only applies the 35 year olds who actually sign for Pools.

There lass is smart as fook i was building a house next to his a Wynyard, lordy lordy she was classy i think we had feelings for each other

I heard Harte was signing for Bournemouth.

He might it said that in The Sun the other day, I've only heard we'd spoken to him but him signing is unlikely as he has other clubs to talk to.

Maybe he really likes his house in Wynyard though and likes the idea of a 20 minute drive to training every morning!

I think you had feelings. I think she felt like not going outside without a burka on and painting her windows black.

Anyway, builders and their whiles.....do they ever pull by leering and shouting? I dunno. But back to the OP, I heard Warren Cummings from Aberdeen.

Just read that, announced in the last couple of hours.

I told you it was unlikely

Forgot to say the same source told me Matty Dolan is signing as well.

Jason Kennedy seems our most likely next signing. Personally I'd like to see Main and Reach in on loan plus Duncan Watmore from Sunderland if he's as good as he looks on You tube.

Julio Arca is a new i've just seen linked with Pools....Only that Pools supporters page on Facebook like.

i've heard we're interested in Chris Killen

Only marginally more mobile than Howard.

Close mine was lust but hers was disgust

YES

Michael Chopra is what I have heard !!

That's the worst one since someone on another board said Scott McDonald

I'd be embarrassed to even repeat it.

Boro have been trying to get rid of McDonald for the last 2 years because he's still on £30,000 a week, he seems a very realistic target.

Chopra has been offered credit on York Road Corals roulette machine in place of a wage and is seriously considering the offer.

Does chopra still owe Ipswich money from his loan to play gambling debts?

I doubt he'd leave till that's paid off.

Yes, no doubt him and the club have a cosy agreement whereby they'll tick off his debts while he's staying away from bookies and casinos, conscientiously playing his best football to square his account.