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misterb2001
 Post subject: Jack Compton
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...having medical today, midfield/winger.

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Source: Jack Compton himself!

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Can't argue with that.

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His missus is fit as well https://twitter.com/BatesRosie

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Joe Mac
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He's been about a bit.. 11 clubs in 7 year

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 Post subject: Re: Jack Compton
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Ahem....

http://www.pooliebunker.co.uk/newbunker/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=49676&hilit=jack+compton

Your only a month late :laugh:

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Tree_With_Hamster wrote:
Ahem....

http://www.pooliebunker.co.uk/newbunker/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=49676&hilit=jack+compton

Your only a month late :laugh:

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misterb2001 wrote:
Tree_With_Hamster wrote:
Ahem....

http://www.pooliebunker.co.uk/newbunker/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=49676&hilit=jack+compton

Your only a month late :laugh:

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Nah, im his Dad.

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doubledecker will be about soon....

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He's shite. Cooper out.

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Hi stats don't exactly fill you with confidence but I won't judge the lad until Ive had chance to see him play.
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Joe Mac
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Oooo. his tweet has been deleted about his medical.

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Fast but little end product....1 out of 2 ain't bad!!!

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Fast but little end product....1 out of 2 ain't bad!!!



Im picturing a white Kona Hislop from that description.

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he also tweeted 2 days ago :

Can't wait to start Pre-season Training on Thursday #leaguefootball #Donedeal
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liam_HUFC_1451 wrote:
he also tweeted 2 days ago :

Can't wait to start Pre-season Training on Thursday #leaguefootball #Donedeal



I always wonder the thinking behind such tweets.

Personally id shut the fuck up till the club announced it and If i was a manager id expect the same of my players but some cant help themselves. Or is it just because most of them have managers as followers etc and want to try and get more interest?

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He tweeted on 31st May:

Nice and chilled in the back garden with the rents #sunny


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Didnt ripper say any players we signed this week would be shite?

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Yubep wrote:
Didnt ripper say any players we signed this week would be shite?

He also said "Dime Bar"
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Alright own up, who's the wikipedia editor?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Compton

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ptbap wrote:
Alright own up, who's the wikipedia editor?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Compton



Brilliant clappp

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Haha brilliant, I surprised Christopher Timothy wasnt present.

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He dresses like a bell end. A bit like Yubep actually.
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Jack Louis Paul Compton (born 2 September 1988) is an English footballer who plays as a winger and is currently playing for Hartlepool United after completing a medical with club owner Maureen on the 26th of June 2013. He is also tipped to be the next Leo Messi according to his mother Julie.

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Jack Louis Paul Compton (born 2 September 1988) is an English footballer who plays as a winger and is currently playing for Hartlepool United after completing a medical with club owner Maureen on the 26th of June 2013 after being recommended by the actor Christopher Timothy. He is also tipped to be the next Leo Messi according to his mother Julie.

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yloop wrote:
He dresses like a bell end. A bit like Yubep actually.


I like him already

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Didnt ripper say any players we signed this week would be shite?


No, he didn't.

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It now means that we have a lot of pace on both wings, which is nice!!

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So Compton is a twitterer, he has a fit missus, he's been through loads of clubs by his mid-20s and looks prone to a sun tan.

Fook me, we've signed another Simon Walton!

Cooper out!
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It now means that we have a lot of pace on both wings, which is nice!!



The other one being??

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Jack 'No Chew' Compton (born 2 September 1988) is an English footballer who plays as a winger and is currently playing for Hartlepool United after completing a medical with club owner Maureen on the 26th of June 2013 after being recommended by the actor Christopher Timothy. He is also tipped to be the next Ali Gibb according to his mother Julie.

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misterb2001 wrote:
It now means that we have a lot of pace on both wings, which is nice!!



The other one being??

Franks! Do pay attention.

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Been reading up on him has a attitude problem, but also shit off a shovel pace and a top crosser ! if we can deal with his problems he looks like a good un !
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It now means that we have a lot of pace on both wings, which is nice!!



The other one being??

Franks! Do pay attention.


That would be Franks who looks more at home in a narrow front three than on the wing?

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Does the position he plays dictate how much pace he has?

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Been reading up on him has a attitude problem, but also shit off a shovel pace and a top crosser ! if we can deal with his problems he looks like a good un !



Maybe we have brought him in to supply big Stevie?

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I like the look of this signing. Old fashioned footballer name, possibly good at cricket for genetic reasons as well and a proper premier league standard tattoo sleeve. He might be great or he might be shite but he'll give good tweets and looks the part so I'm happy.

Also he wouldn't want to supply crosses to big Steve- he is so last century in his look.
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Lets see how he does
Lots of clubs , with little impact and at 24 hardly an up and coming youngster but hopefully cooper can get some consistency out of him- we definitely need pace in the side.

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Few people on Facebook starting to believe Wikipedia is... FACT and it's a done deal and are not happy that Pools haven't announced it yet.

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Do you think he'll do that Ronaldo standing there like a bit of an arse before taking a free kick thing? We've been needing somebody who would do that for a while and he looks like he might be up for it.
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I reckon so, he doesn't look the blammer type like Hugh or Behan

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Does the position he plays dictate how much pace he has?


I dunno.

I was just being arsey because I can't remember the last HUFC related post I made on here and wanted to join in.

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Just become a dad by the looks of it so that should calm him down

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Officially signed.. On club website

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Happy with that, good start.

Sounds a little rough around the edges but cooper can polish these up a bit.

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