Rene Howe

pooliebob · **Joined:** Sun Apr 29, 2012 12:01 pm **Posts:** 264

Linked with the ex-Torquay striker today. 30 goals in last 2 seasons...could be worth a go?!

Can't wait to see first couple of signings....should really help us see the direction the club is looking to go in this season!

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

Jesus, I hope that ones bollocks he's about as Fourth Division as they come.

The deluded Mr Turner · **Posted:** Tue May 28, 2013 12:45 am

Did this come from Football rumours? Agree with PJ on Howe, not up to leading Pools line- 4th division journeyman.

pooliebob · **Joined:** Sun Apr 29, 2012 12:01 pm **Posts:** 264

Reported in Northern Echo...not sure if that is any more likely than if in the Mail!!!

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37839

PJPoolie wrote:

Jesus, I hope that ones bollocks he's about as Fourth Division as they come.

.... which is exactly what we are now.

yloop · **Posted:** Tue May 28, 2013 7:55 am

Snowy wrote:

PJPoolie wrote:

Jesus, I hope that ones bollocks he's about as Fourth Division as they come.

.... which is exactly what we are now.

Dress for the job you want not the job you're doing

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Tue May 28, 2013 7:56 am

Does he pass the over-35 test?

born toulouse · **Posted:** Tue May 28, 2013 8:12 am

yloop wrote:

Dress for the job you want not the job you're doing

You're right! Thanks to your insight I've finally cracked Pools' problem- we're under-dressing. What we need to do is get some gold stars embroidered on the kit. I noticed that Bayern Munich already had four whereas Dortmund only had one- obvious who the winners were going to be in that one. They're nothing official you can just add them for whatever you like so we should have one for every season we haven't been in the bottom division. I might be a year or two out but I think that comes to something like a dozen stars so we'll be certainties for promotion next season.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Apparently Exeter and Southend after him and imagine thats closer to home for him? Even Sheff Utd being mentioned.

15 yellow cards last season and suspended for first two games of the upcoming season.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37839

yloop wrote:

Dress for the job you want not the job you're doing

So, you may have a secret desire to be a ballet dancer, but your real job is a North Sea diver.... do you discard your diving suit and go down in your tutu...? Spot the problem...?
Concentrate on the real job in hand.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

i followed yloops advice and turned up at work in full pools kit...

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Yubep wrote:

i followed yloops advice and turned up at work in full pools kit...

shinpads?

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

boots too.

derwent · **Joined:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:59 pm **Posts:** 12382

The last striker we got from Torquay wasn't bad.

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

He was like!

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

I used to hate playing against Torquay when Rodney Jack was there.

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Tue May 28, 2013 9:54 am

Rene Howe scores goals at this level, can you imagine that, a striker that scores!!!!

Chrissy Stevo · **Posted:** Tue May 28, 2013 9:57 am

misterb2001 wrote:

Rene Howe scores goals at this level, can you imagine that, a striker that scores!!!!

I love that we haven't had this since porter left but someone who is proven at this level is deemed not good enough for us.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

i wish we had a striker that had scored 30 goals in the last 2 seasons.

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Tue May 28, 2013 10:01 am

I don't see any issue with us being linked to him.. Scores goals in L2 and only 26 year old.

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

He's always looked like a complete spud when I've seen him play.

Chrissy Stevo · **Posted:** Tue May 28, 2013 10:04 am

In all fairness I am going purely on stats as I've never seen him play but on paper it looks like he knows where the net is at this level.

yloop · **Posted:** Tue May 28, 2013 10:07 am

I drew him playing on paper, he was canny, scored a loop the loop effort into the stain left by my coffee cup.

born toulouse · **Posted:** Tue May 28, 2013 10:10 am

What was he wearing?

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

yloop wrote:

I drew him playing on paper, he was canny, scored a loop the loop effort into the stain left by my coffee cup.

??

yloop · **Posted:** Tue May 28, 2013 10:35 am

Tree_With_Hamster wrote:

yloop wrote:

I drew him playing on paper, he was canny, scored a loop the loop effort into the stain left by my coffee cup.

??

It was an A5 lined pad.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

yloop wrote:

Tree_With_Hamster wrote:

yloop wrote:

I drew him playing on paper, he was canny, scored a loop the loop effort into the stain left by my coffee cup.

??

It was an A5 lined pad.

2 secs........

Fuck it I cant be arsed, that took long enough.

yloop · **Posted:** Tue May 28, 2013 10:59 am

Haha! Good effort though! He's good on paper is Rene like.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

He has funny hands though

alienlife · **Posted:** Tue May 28, 2013 2:10 pm

I'd rather have Nish back.

Spender · **Posted:** Tue May 28, 2013 6:21 pm

Snowy wrote:

So, you may have a secret desire to be a ballet dancer, but your real job is a North Sea diver.... do you discard your diving suit and go down in your tutu...? Spot the problem...?
Concentrate on the real job in hand.

I bet you've been down in your tutu before. bbolt

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