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 Post subject: Dimi watch
PostPosted: Tue May 21, 2013 5:09 pm 
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Just rented a DVD from blockbusters. No popcorn or snacks though.

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 Post subject: Re: Dimi watch
PostPosted: Tue May 21, 2013 5:19 pm 
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What DVD?

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 Post subject: Re: Dimi watch
PostPosted: Tue May 21, 2013 5:19 pm 
Homeward Bound?


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Any Star Wars fillum with Chewbacca in it.


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 Post subject: Re: Dimi watch
PostPosted: Tue May 21, 2013 7:37 pm 
Get him to the Greek sctatchinghead


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Couldn't make out which DVD it was I'm afraid.

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 Post subject: Re: Dimi watch
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 Post subject: Re: Dimi watch
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might be Grave. Could explain the irrational Flinders hatred?

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 Post subject: Re: Dimi watch
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misterb2001 wrote:
might be Grave. Could explain the irrational Flinders hatred?


It's Tree who constan.......


Oh yeah it's probably Grave.


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 Post subject: Re: Dimi watch
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misterb2001 wrote:
might be Grave. Could explain the irrational Flinders hatred?


You getting me and him fixed up? sctatchinghead

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 Post subject: Re: Dimi watch
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PJPoolie wrote:
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might be Grave. Could explain the irrational Flinders hatred?


It's Tree who constan.......


Oh yeah it's probably Grave.


:lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Dimi watch
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I thought Hartlepool was still stuck in 2007, hence BlockBusters, Humphreys playing for so long and Monkhouse getting a new contract?


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 Post subject: Re: Dimi watch
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Dubious about former heroes returning, heres one for you if Flinders leaves how about Steve Harper-looking for a club, old but kept himself right and knows Hodcroft and Russ Green.


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might be Grave. Could explain the irrational Flinders hatred?


It's Tree who constan.......


Oh yeah it's probably Grave.


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Tree_With_Hamster wrote:
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might be Grave. Could explain the irrational Flinders hatred?


You getting me and him fixed up? sctatchinghead

I'm not fucking Cilla Black mate!

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 Post subject: Re: Dimi watch
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misterb2001 wrote:
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might be Grave. Could explain the irrational Flinders hatred?


You getting me and him fixed up? sctatchinghead

I'm not fucking Cilla Black mate!


stupid predictive text on my phone!!! rage

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 Post subject: Re: Dimi watch
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:laugh:

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 Post subject: Re: Dimi watch
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I'm not fucking Cilla Black mate!

Me neither. Maybe 40 years ago, at a pinch.

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 Post subject: Re: Dimi watch
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I'm not fucking Cilla Black mate!

Me neither. Maybe 40 years ago, at a pinch.


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 Post subject: Re: Dimi watch
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Tree_With_Hamster wrote:
misterb2001 wrote:
might be Grave. Could explain the irrational Flinders hatred?


You getting me and him fixed up? sctatchinghead


Should this be on the "Gay weddings?" thread?

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 Post subject: Re: Dimi watch
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Spotted at Newcastle Airport this morning declaring a suitcase full of garlic :wink:

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 Post subject: Re: Dimi watch
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Cilla??? sctatchinghead

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 Post subject: Re: Dimi watch
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Well now, Dimi being Greek an' all, it might well have been Cilla. Or possibly Charybdis.

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 Post subject: Re: Dimi watch
PostPosted: Wed May 22, 2013 12:49 pm 
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Well now, Dimi being Greek an' all, it might well have been Cilla. Or possibly Charybdis.


It must be true he's coming homer, then.


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 Post subject: Re: Dimi watch
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That pun made me minoan out loud.

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 Post subject: Re: Dimi watch
PostPosted: Wed May 22, 2013 1:51 pm 
I Hades pun threads.


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 Post subject: Re: Dimi watch
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It's not a pun thread it's a thread about Dimi between the Styx.

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 Post subject: Re: Dimi watch
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Cod not another pun thread!

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 Post subject: Re: Dimi watch
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When I read those awful puns I was so Ill, I 'ad to go and throw up!

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 Post subject: Re: Dimi watch
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Tree_With_Hamster wrote:
Cod not another pun thread!

refred This is an intellectual discussion.

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 Post subject: Re: Dimi watch
PostPosted: Wed May 22, 2013 7:19 pm 
For me, Kev, alionia'd stop posting daft rumours, I'd be Appia.


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 Post subject: Re: Dimi watch
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where had he been? Club Med? USA?

Poland I believe, getting goalkeeping advice off Tomaszewski, the goalie Brian Clough used to describe as a clown. Good job he had a solid centre half in front of him — big guy, long blond hair, damned if I can remember his name though.

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 Post subject: Re: Dimi watch
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So anyway, back to this supposed sighting at the airport... where had he been? Club Med? USA?



Well since I saw him at Blockbusters the day before he was at the airport then it was a very short holiday! I presume he was on his way somewhere and therefore we wont be signing him for at least a week sadx

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 Post subject: Re: Dimi watch
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Used to petrify the life out of opposition strikers.

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Ariadne idea a thread could be so useful.

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 Post subject: Re: Dimi watch
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Daft puns are a weakness of the board, its always been our Achilles heel.


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 Post subject: Re: Dimi watch
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Don't try perseus this further

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 Post subject: Re: Dimi watch
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I hear that Dimi loves a bowl of creamed rice when atop a hill. If its washed down with a can of Fosters all the better. (think about it, part two is slightly contrived)


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 Post subject: Re: Dimi watch
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Blockbuster DVD rental mystery solved!

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Zeus are taking the piss

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If its washed down with a can of Fosters all the better. (think about it, part two is slightly contrived)


I loved it. You're not going to Hera better pun than that in a long, long time.


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Bad news. Seems Dimi has gone to Ajax. Hope I'm wrong.

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Bad news. Seems Dimi has gone to Ajax. Hope I'm wrong.



sadx Guessing Newcastle has a service to there?

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Bad news. Seems Dimi has gone to Ajax. Hope I'm wrong.

sadx Guessing Newcastle has a service to there?

Er... probably, why?

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Bad news. Seems Dimi has gone to Ajax. Hope I'm wrong.



sadx Guessing Newcastle has a service to there?


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:uhoh: :sci-fi-beamup:

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It happens to the best of us Mr Hamster. No one is going to hector you about it.

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It happens to the best of us Mr Hamster. No one is going to hector you about it.


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These useless thread diversions are amazing.

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Just overheard him in conversation in tesco. Rekons he has had no contact from the club but is open to it.


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