What a fooking bizarre yet funny thread.

Let me get the facts straight here:

Somebody has taken it upon themselves to be leader of Fancy dress.

This person only tells people he likes about what the "theme" is.

To join the dress up gang, you need to pm a friend of a friend of a friend.

You need to be on a train....THE train.

You need to stay in a hotel....THE Hotel.

You need to be vetted as you may get into chew, and the organiser will get locked up because he told you to dress that way.

And despite ALL of the rules above.......more rules than I have ever known about watching a football match......it will be great fun. The best.

Didnt the Hitler youth start this way?

I saw a "tweet" yesterday with a hashtag #thoseintheknow. Its all a bit daft isn't it? "Those In The Know"??? Daft.

I said the same the other week.

I hope the FDE don't get too distraught if they don't get on the telly.

Homer was put through quite an ordeal before being allowed to join the FDE.

I hear Harry Pearce has been drafted in to organise it.

Sir Harry Pearce, Head of FDE (Security Section)

i think you might be right.

See. Told yers.

Do you really want to be part of this fancy dress movement?

Will this thread cause chew?

What if 100's of people turn up as penguins cos they read it on the bunker and the FDE are dressed as Seals and eat them?

Someone should warn the BTP.

to be fair, that picture of the smurfs on the escalator was very funny.

But it was a one off. It wouldnt be funny if its done again.

what if the penguin rumour is just to get the riff raff off the scent?

Can you imagine the chew in the ground when half the fans are penguins, and the other half are bears?

Its worrying.

What would be funny is if just once we could finish a season with a fucking home game.

'IF YOU'RE PROUD TO BE A PENGUIN CLAP YOUR HA.......'

'Oh arse we haven't thought these songs through have we'.

But the fancy dress elite would go off it.

Good.

We could just keep the final fixture a secret from them so they can all spend a fortune going somewhere that a stranger might spot them and tweet a photo.

This is fucking hilarious.

The FDE tried to block Charlton's promotion to the Championship and nearly succeeded. You are playing a dangerous game here taking the piss, they have influence and know people in high places. They'll be chuckling whilst wearing an eye patch and stroking a cat at the very naive suggesting of Pools finishing a season at home. It will never happen again.

FDE should have it for the last home game, would look class on Tele

The way this is escalating we should think of renaming the bunker.



Notice how I just outed the fact the penguins will be blue?

We need answers

It would would like a scene from an Attenbrough Documentary.

Hundreds of penguins surrounded by all those seagulls.

I feel really sorry for those that turn up dressed a puffins rather than penguins, as the penguins will just take the piss out of them all game.

Quality thread

I'm going to dress up as a Penguin for the Brentford game and do a pitch invasion around the 67th minute

This board used to have an inner sanctum, by invite only

Which attracted a grand total of maybe ten posts.

But the rumour was that they were the best ten posts ever and reading them was made all the sweeter by the knowledge that only members of the top Post Elite would ever laugh at the same words.

It cant be that elite. I aint in it.

On saying that though, I am not a penguin either. Or a season ticket holder.

How has it come to this?

There is also the Millhouse master plan board elite... password only entry!

I remember that. Werent Gus Robinsons going to build a 10,000 bed 6 star hotel?

In the shape of an igloo?

With hundreds of penguins running about?

'Are you here to cause Chew?'

Anyone can join that one on the production of Five Million Pounds in cash.

Theres always one poor sod thats gonna get it wrong.

And look what will happen to those dressed as puffins:

Police footage of previous chew involving penguins here:

Did you know that there are 17 species of Penguin in the World?

Do the FDE know this?

So the 'Penguin' theme is still very vague to be honest.

No wonder they are keeping it quiet.

I shudder to think what will happen to those turning up as Yogi Bear

A warning from one of Crawley's top boys.

No, no, no. The Inner Sanctum went one step further. It was created for elite moderators like myself when we started getting a lot of chaff like Chip in the ornery mods forum.

First report in from Harry Pearce.

SERIAL: 1045582
SECURITY SERVICES
SECURITY GRADING 'UK EYES ONLY'
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SUBJECT: RISK ANALYSIS OF THE FDE / POTENTIAL CHEW
WARNING: INTERIM INFORMATION REPORT. FULL EVALUATION NOT YET COMPLETE
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TEAM DEPLOYED ON HUMAN INTELLIGENCE GATHERING. FURTHER OBSERVATION ON PENGUIN SIGHTINGS BEING COLLATED THROUGH NATIONAL VT GRID.

ANALYST TEAM INTERROGATING INTERNET TRAFFIC, EMAILS AND BULLETIN BOARD PRIVATE MESSAGES.

INITIAL REPORTS CONFIRM THAT ANY LEAKS OF INFORMATION IS LIKELY TO RESULT IN UNAPPROVED PENGUINS WITH THE PROBABILITY OF 'CHEW'.

ESSENTIAL THAT ALL PERSONNEL TRAVEL IN THE SAME CARRIAGE OF THE SAME TRAIN, IF AT ALL POSSIBLE THEY SHOULD CONGREGATE IN THE SAME AREA OF THE CARRIAGE TO MINIMISE LIKELIHOOD OF 'CHEW'. A LARGE SECURE UNIT HAS BEEN ARRANGED FOR ACCOMMODATION. THIS WILL BE PATROLLED BY A SPECIAL FORCES AND SURVEILLANCE TEAM. ANTI CHEW ADDITIVES WILL BE FORCE FED TO ALL PARTICIPANTS.

SECTION CONTINUES TO ASSIMILATE INFORMATION AND FURTHER REPORTS TO FOLLOW.

Harry will come through. There'll be no chew on his watch.

always reminds me of a croggie puzzle for sim[pletons what a scaffolder was trying to complete in the bait cabin.

"South Atlantic seabird - 7 letters"

"Penguin"

"No - it doesn't fit"
"Yes it does"
"No it doesn't"
"Yes it does man"
"No it doesn't - P-E-N-D-W-I-N-G .........see it doesn't"!!!!!!

We need some clarification otherwise it might be embarrasing for the FDE...

well obviously the leader will be an Emporer.

Big trouble for any of the followers going like that though.

I would suggest you know your rank before travelling:

maybe stick to a jackass penguin

Pj said 17 species, but that picture has 18.

PJ is a bloody liar and I've gone and wasted a fortune on penguin suits because of him.

There's gonna be some chew now.

No no no. There can only be one emporer.

So PJ discounted him.

Sorry, PJ lied to me and as such I plan to beat him with a wet fish, until I realise I'm a penguin and I'll eat the fish then go for a swim.