WOMEN



An alleged true story from an Arsenal season-ticket holder.


His season-ticket last year was an absolute plum seat half way
up the Highbury main stand close to the half-way line. In other words,
a TVcamera style view.

Anyway, after the first few games of the season it became apparent that
despite all the home games being sell-outs, the two seats on his left
were always empty. This continued until just after Christmas when all of
a sudden a guy and his young son appeared there.

After a few weeks of sitting next to this guy and his son, he decided to
ask if the guy knew why the seats had been empty for half the season.
The response is legendary:

'Yeah don't even go there mate. The wife bought me and my son a season
ticket but decided it would be a nice idea to give us them forChristmas. I was f***in' raging!'

This morning, our lass couldn't find her phone and was in a right one....step forward no2 son who says "calm down, I'll just phone your number and we'll listen for it" ...so he does and the phone starts to ring in the bag she was holding........she ferrets about to find it and shouts ..... " hang on..hang on I'm coming"...."I'm stood next to you mam ..remember?" he said.

He just makes whooping and screeching sounds...some people find it hilarious.... I don't

Women eh??

Can't live with them, can't blugeon them to death with an iron bar

yes she is, Mams Army isn't tho!

I'm the opposite. My wife bought me and witchy a season ticket for Darlo 2 seasons ago, and I've never forgiven her