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Mr Ripper
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... 5 MK Dongs things?

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Dibble wrote:
No welcome to the board. :evil:


And a jolly fine morning to you to.

What's filled you up with such joy today you little bundle of fun?

Has the wife hidden your comfy slippers and banned you from the rocking chair?

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The National Hockey stadium is not used for hockey.
England Hockey has an office there, but that's where the hockey connection stops.
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richard head wrote:
The National Hockey stadium is not used for hockey.
England Hockey has an office there, but that's where the hockey connection stops.


A bird I shagged at Uni played hockey, she used to play hockey and go and watch hockey at Milton Keynes. Whether or not it was the same stadium I don't know cos I refused to go with her.

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"Used to" being the operative words.
The National Hockey Association went bust because of the NHS. That's how Wimbledon were able to acquire it.
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1.The scaffold stand in the open is crap.

2. Too many roundabouts on the way to the ground (six I think).

3. That stupid goal last season did for us.

4. Not being able to pay at the turnstyle is a chore.

5. It will be the place for our second win of the season. :wink:

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What is the link between the health service and jolly hockey sticks like?

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Mr Ripper wrote:
What is the link between the health service and jolly hockey sticks like?

Never been whacked over the head with one?
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Statistically speaking hockey is the second most dangerous sport to play in Britain. It was worked out something like how many hospital visits were required for every 1,000 people that play. I used to play regularly and spent many an hour in A & E for various injuries. Rugby came top of that list.
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The pitch is the only greenery within 10 square miles
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