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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Gambling time?
PostPosted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 3:27 pm 
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I need a poo.

Anybody wishing to place a bet on the consistency and / or number of logs please place your bets in the next few minutes and I will get the results to you as soon as possible.

I am not taking bets on the shade or the colour.

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Cornelius Atweasle wrote:
No bets as consistency and number of plops is related to diet.

What did you eat 12 hours ago?


Funnily enough I was fast asleep twelve hours ago.

For tea last night I had haddock in a cheese sauce with homemade chips followed by Bourneville chocolate. Yesterday's lunch consisted of chicken tikka and mayonnaise sarnies in french bread with crisps and chocolate following. For breakfast every day I have a bag of McCoys, a biscuit boost and a couple of Lamberts.

Does that help?

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Salty
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this has made me feel sick
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Salty wrote:
this has made me feel sick


I thought that you were sick and proud?

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no. gay and proud

get a bit squiffy discushing toiletry habits darling
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