Should we ban Mutley?

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22595

He has admitted to dunking cheese sandwiches in his tea !!!

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poolieineastlondon · **Joined:** Tue Feb 13, 2007 5:08 pm **Posts:** 453

Mr I wrote:

He has admitted to dunking cheese sandwiches in his tea !!!

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He also said he dunks cold meat sandwiches which to me is worse than dunking the cheese ones. Either way it's extreme behaviour!

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Mon Apr 02, 2007 12:18 pm

Oi!....don't knock it etc etc!!!! :sweeeet:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Mon Apr 02, 2007 12:19 pm

PS....Me Mam said me Granda done the same so I don't know if I got it off him but I can't remember him doing it!!!! confised

Me Granda ate Xmas Cake sandwiches aswell!!!! confised

parmopooly · **Posted:** Mon Apr 02, 2007 12:36 pm

I'll out-do anyone for unusual eating habits

Moriarty · **Posted:** Mon Apr 02, 2007 12:37 pm

I see no reason to be shocked at dunking cheese sandwiches in tea as most things northerners eat/drink sound putrid to the civilized south.

I do however, draw the line at Mutters trying to shag my legs :roll:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Mon Apr 02, 2007 12:43 pm

I'm thinking of opening an alternative cafe.

Some menu items (I've eaten these in the past)

Pot Noodle , corned beef and fried egg sarnies (with hot chilli)
Ice cream with grated cheese on top
Corn flakes and baked beans
chicken Parmo butties
Pie/pastie butties (squashed pie/pasty with tomato sauce on)
full Parmo breakfast bun special (contains egg,bacon,sausage,tomato,beefburger,onions,cheese,hotdog,sauce,beans)
chinese curry on top of pizza (knife and fork/spoon required due to amount of curry on top)
chicken covered in cheese sauce buttie(knife and fork/spoon required due to amount of cheese sauce on top)
and many more.......I'm onto a winner deffo

stupoolie · **Posted:** Mon Apr 02, 2007 12:45 pm

parmopooly wrote:

I'm thinking of opening an alternative cafe.

Some menu items (I've eaten these in the past)

Pot Noodle , corned beef and fried egg sarnies (with hot chilli)
Ice cream with grated cheese on top
Corn flakes and baked beans
chicken Parmo butties
Pie/pastie butties (squashed pie/pasty with tomato sauce on)
full Parmo breakfast bun special (contains egg,bacon,sausage,tomato,beefburger,onions,cheese,hotdog,sauce,beans)
chinese curry on top of pizza (knife and fork/spoon required due to amount of curry on top)
chicken covered in cheese sauce buttie(knife and fork/spoon required due to amount of cheese sauce on top)
and many more.......I'm onto a winner deffo

Thats definatley a winner Parmo

Especially the Chinese Curry on top of a Pizza :grin:

Spender · **Posted:** Mon Apr 02, 2007 1:39 pm

Ice cream and grated cheese???

TheGingerPoolie · **Posted:** Mon Apr 02, 2007 2:51 pm

Ice cream with cheese?

That's the single foulest thing I've ever heard.

I can see some sense in the rest though.

parmopooly · **Posted:** Mon Apr 02, 2007 8:19 pm

I've had corned beef and ice cream as well!!! :laugh:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Mon Apr 02, 2007 8:21 pm

katcha · **Posted:** Mon Apr 02, 2007 8:35 pm

jekky and beans

custard and chips

3Quid · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:11 pm **Posts:** 1791

I once ate a Banana with the skin on for a bet :roll:

Stalk an' all!!!!

parmopooly · **Posted:** Mon Apr 02, 2007 8:49 pm

I ate the contents of a tab-end/beer infested ashtray for a tenner!! It wasn't worth it!! refred

katcha · **Posted:** Mon Apr 02, 2007 9:16 pm

he should also be banned as he failing to answer regularly the demands in his ask mutley column

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36453

parmopooly wrote:

I'm thinking of opening an alternative cafe.

Some menu items (I've eaten these in the past)

Pot Noodle , corned beef and fried egg sarnies (with hot chilli)
Ice cream with grated cheese on top
Corn flakes and baked beans
chicken Parmo butties
Pie/pastie butties (squashed pie/pasty with tomato sauce on)
full Parmo breakfast bun special (contains egg,bacon,sausage,tomato,beefburger,onions,cheese,hotdog,sauce,beans)
chinese curry on top of pizza (knife and fork/spoon required due to amount of curry on top)
chicken covered in cheese sauce buttie(knife and fork/spoon required due to amount of cheese sauce on top)
and many more.......I'm onto a winner deffo

I'll give you £6 a bucket for your shite to spread on me roses... :laugh:

mikey66 · **Posted:** Wed Apr 04, 2007 1:20 am

parmopooly wrote:

I'm thinking of opening an alternative cafe.

Some menu items (I've eaten these in the past)

Pot Noodle , corned beef and fried egg sarnies (with hot chilli)
Ice cream with grated cheese on top
Corn flakes and baked beans
chicken Parmo butties
Pie/pastie butties (squashed pie/pasty with tomato sauce on)
full Parmo breakfast bun special (contains egg,bacon,sausage,tomato,beefburger,onions,cheese,hotdog,sauce,beans)
chinese curry on top of pizza (knife and fork/spoon required due to amount of curry on top)
chicken covered in cheese sauce buttie(knife and fork/spoon required due to amount of cheese sauce on top)
and many more.......I'm onto a winner deffo

A few Midland delicacies to add to your menu (tried in my youth)

Toothpaste Sandwich
Chocolate sauce and peanut butter Sandwich
Weetabix with tinned custard

"fetch me the bucket love" :laugh:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Apr 04, 2007 9:07 am

When I was a kid we ate Weetabix with Margarine on!!!! :uhoh:

Plus everyone had these....

Tomato Sauce Sandwich!!!! :sweeeet:

Salad Cream Sandwich!!!! :sweeeet:

Sugar and Bread!!!! :sweeeet:

I wouldn't dream of it now even though I have Tomato Sauce with nearly everything....has to be Heinz though!!!! :grin:

But no doubt they'll be 'Improving' the Recipe sometime soon!!!! banghead

DerbyshirePoolie · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 1:23 pm **Posts:** 90

I once ate a teabag for a tenner. Everything I drank for about 2 days tasted of tea :grin:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Apr 04, 2007 1:01 pm

katcha wrote:

he should also be banned as he failing to answer regularly the demands in his ask mutley column

You lying get!!!! :evil:

Salty · **Posted:** Wed Apr 04, 2007 4:19 pm

a legendary story round these parts is that some lad once ate a dog poo sandwich for a dare - well, a fiver.....put loads of sauce on and tucked in!!!

the dirty devil!

the singer out of Poindexter was there and seen it :uhoh:

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:12 am

mikey66 wrote:

A few Midland delicacies to add to your menu (tried in my youth)

Toothpaste Sandwich
Chocolate sauce and peanut butter Sandwich
Weetabix with tinned custard

"fetch me the bucket love" :laugh:

Chocolate sauce and peanut butter is just surely homemade 'Nutella' which is vile in it's own right like unless you're eight.

parmopooly · **Posted:** Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:26 pm

I like nutella!!!!! :grin:

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Apr 05, 2007 4:02 pm

parmopooly wrote:

I like nutella!!!!! :grin:

Aye mixed with tab ends, gravel, custard and pickled onions, probably. confised

parmopooly · **Posted:** Thu Apr 05, 2007 6:17 pm

who's been giving you my secret recipes?? refred

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