Hey there Mr Fireball

GroovyCrimes · **Posted:** Sun Apr 01, 2007 6:38 pm

Unfortunately I cant stay in London next Saturday night so would you mind popping along to a gig on my behalf.
Cheers.

If you have nowt planned for your saturday night The Urban Voodoo Machine are playing Brixton & come highly recommended.I wish Id known earlier & Id have stayed Saturday instead of Friday myself.

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GroovyCrimes · **Posted:** Sun Apr 01, 2007 8:42 pm

Fair play,although if I was spending a night in a travelodge with a nurse from Streatham I dont think I would spend it playing guitar :razz:

BritishWestHpool · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:35 pm **Posts:** 1243

I think he's gonna play her jews harp :grin:

Hangem · **Posted:** Mon Apr 02, 2007 11:10 am

Bed baths don't count though Phil :uhoh:

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22595

Biggest regret of my life was with a nurse.

I once had a nurse girlfriend who was bi-sexual and I knew she was knocking off another nurse in the same flats. One weekend I went over there and we went out with the whole group of people and later on we went back to the nurses home.

I'd been on exercise for a few weeks and the old soldiers on here will confirm that military exercises generally don't involve a lot of sleep so I gets into the cot completely exhausted. I have vague recollections of our lass and her girlfriend kissing and conoodling on the bed half naked.

What does our hero do? Aye, I turned over and went to be-byes.

Spender · **Posted:** Mon Apr 02, 2007 1:42 pm

Mr I wrote:

Biggest regret of my life was with a nurse.

I once had a nurse girlfriend who was bi-sexual and I knew she was knocking off another nurse in the same flats. One weekend I went over there and we went out with the whole group of people and later on we went back to the nurses home.

I'd been on exercise for a few weeks and the old soldiers on here will confirm that military exercises generally don't involve a lot of sleep so I gets into the cot completely exhausted. I have vague recollections of our lass and her girlfriend kissing and conoodling on the bed half naked.

What does our hero do? Aye, I turned over and went to be-byes.

Could have been worse, you could have suffered the other post-exercise exhaustion symptom and pissed the bed. :laugh:

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22595

No, Leicester.

Poppadom · **Joined:** Thu Feb 22, 2007 2:56 pm **Posts:** 26

Mr I wrote:

Biggest regret of my life was with a nurse.

I once had a nurse girlfriend who was bi-sexual and I knew she was knocking off another nurse in the same flats. One weekend I went over there and we went out with the whole group of people and later on we went back to the nurses home.

I'd been on exercise for a few weeks and the old soldiers on here will confirm that military exercises generally don't involve a lot of sleep so I gets into the cot completely exhausted. I have vague recollections of our lass and her girlfriend kissing and conoodling on the bed half naked.

What does our hero do? Aye, I turned over and went to be-byes.

mmmm....now my secrets out!!

Spender · **Posted:** Mon Apr 02, 2007 2:54 pm

Poppadom wrote:

Mr I wrote:

Biggest regret of my life was with a nurse.

I once had a nurse girlfriend who was bi-sexual and I knew she was knocking off another nurse in the same flats. One weekend I went over there and we went out with the whole group of people and later on we went back to the nurses home.

I'd been on exercise for a few weeks and the old soldiers on here will confirm that military exercises generally don't involve a lot of sleep so I gets into the cot completely exhausted. I have vague recollections of our lass and her girlfriend kissing and conoodling on the bed half naked.

What does our hero do? Aye, I turned over and went to be-byes.

mmmm....now my secrets out!!

Kev, have you got a nurses uniform?? :shock:

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22595

I've just got a load of grief over my last post.

Spender · **Posted:** Mon Apr 02, 2007 3:25 pm

Yes, yes, yes, but has Kev got a nurses uniform?? :shock:

Poppadom · **Joined:** Thu Feb 22, 2007 2:56 pm **Posts:** 26

Pooliekev wrote:

Yes, yes, yes, but has Kev got a nurses uniform?? :shock:

Yes I do Kev, I work for the 3rd largest employer. I'll see if they do man size and get one for you.

parmopooly · **Posted:** Mon Apr 02, 2007 8:25 pm

the person with the largest employer must have been Cyril Smith's butler

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Mon Apr 02, 2007 9:31 pm

Quote:

the person with the largest employer must have been Cyril Smith's butler

Cyril Smith!

Me and me dad were on about him last week!

We were talking about when he visited Martyrs and they made a special 'adapted' seat for him. I think they got two chairs, cut an arm off each, then welded them together.

Is he still alive?

parmopooly · **Posted:** Mon Apr 02, 2007 10:23 pm

I think it's a good few years since he shuffled off this mortal coil. The pall bearers were Giant Haystacks, Big Daddy, Arnold Scwarzennegger and Dolph Lundgren

Spender · **Posted:** Wed Apr 04, 2007 3:39 pm

Poppadom wrote:

Pooliekev wrote:

Yes, yes, yes, but has Kev got a nurses uniform?? :shock:

Yes I do Kev, I work for the 3rd largest employer. I'll see if they do man size and get one for you.

No Kev, that's not quite what I had in mind...... :wink:

Well not unless the thought of me in a nurses uniform appeals :sweeeet:

We might be on common ground then, like..... :grin:

Hey there Mr Fireball

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