6 dinner guests

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22595

I know we've done this before but not for a long time. 6 dinner guests of your choice.

Margaret Thatcher
Tony Benn
Rick Jolly
Jesus Christ
Stephen Fry
Al Pacino

poolpower · **Posted:** Sun Apr 01, 2007 4:07 pm

five blokes and a werewolf not much fun there then

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22595

poolpower wrote:

five blokes and a werewolf not much fun there then

Jesus Ian, it's not so much a worn out record, the needle has long since gone through the disc, cut a hold in the turntable and is now half way through the table.

poolpower · **Posted:** Sun Apr 01, 2007 4:26 pm

yeha your fettish on this womans seems to be a magnificent obsession

Spender · **Posted:** Sun Apr 01, 2007 4:33 pm

Tony Benn's gaga, I bodyguarded him at Glasto. It's not until you sit him down with a microphone that he makes any sense at all.

Anyway:

Joe Stalin
Bianca Jagger
Germaine Greer
Michael Bentine
Peter Sutcliffe
Dennis Skinner

poolpower · **Posted:** Sun Apr 01, 2007 4:40 pm

ian brady
mira hindly
ian huntley
dennis nielson
sean armstrong
Albert Pierepoint

and the first topic of discussion
Albert would you like your job back

Moriarty · **Posted:** Sun Apr 01, 2007 4:48 pm

Stan Laurel
Oliver Hardy
Indianna Jones
Pele
Paul Hawksy
Andy Jacobs

TheGingerPoolie · **Posted:** Sun Apr 01, 2007 4:51 pm

Stephen Fry
Ayrton Senna
Jerome Bettis
Dave Gorman
Bam Margera
Donald Trump

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Sun Apr 01, 2007 4:55 pm

poolpower wrote:

ian brady
mira hindly
ian huntley
dennis nielson
sean armstrong
Albert Pierepoint

and the first topic of discussion
Albert would you like your job back

'Miras' dead anyway

poolpower · **Posted:** Sun Apr 01, 2007 4:57 pm

go back and read all the lists you will find a few more
stpid

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Sun Apr 01, 2007 4:59 pm

poolpower wrote:

go back and read all the lists you will find a few more
stpid

I know that, but whats the point of hanging a dead woman anyway?, though you would of saved that one up for Thatch, or maybe the nobhead labourites who spent a decade fighting each other and keeping her in power, only a thought like

Spender · **Posted:** Sun Apr 01, 2007 5:08 pm

poolpower wrote:

go back and read all the lists you will find a few more
stpid

Joe Stalins dead???? :shock:

TheGingerPoolie · **Posted:** Sun Apr 01, 2007 5:09 pm

Germaine Greer's dead?!

YES! :sweeeet:

BritishWestHpool · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:35 pm **Posts:** 1243

Joe Strummer
George Orwell
Tony Adams
Cricket Kemp (head of NLP North East)
My dad (who died when I was aged two)
David Attenborough

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Sun Apr 01, 2007 5:33 pm

Pooliekev wrote:

poolpower wrote:

go back and read all the lists you will find a few more
stpid

Joe Stalins dead???? :shock:

News to me

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Sun Apr 01, 2007 6:35 pm

Quote:

Joe Stalin
Bianca Jagger
Germaine Greer
Michael Bentine
Peter Sutcliffe
Dennis Skinner

Germaine Greer is one of my least favourite human beings. She is one of those women that can kill a bonk-on instantly.

If ever I'm 'approaching Owton lodge roundabout', and I need to erm, slow down a bit, I think of that bitter old hag and it takes at least another 5 minutes to get there.

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Sun Apr 01, 2007 7:30 pm

poolieinnottingham wrote:

Quote:

Joe Stalin
Bianca Jagger
Germaine Greer
Michael Bentine
Peter Sutcliffe
Dennis Skinner

Germaine Greer is one of my least favourite human beings. She is one of those women that can kill a bonk-on instantly.

If ever I'm 'approaching Owton lodge roundabout', and I need to erm, slow down a bit, I think of that bitter old hag and it takes at least another 5 minutes to get there.

Hawklord · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:27 pm **Posts:** 3115

She (Germaine Greer) lives a couple of miles from me.

parmopooly · **Posted:** Sun Apr 01, 2007 8:16 pm

Bugs Bunny
Yosmite Sam
Spongebob Squarepants
Scooby Doo
Foghorn Leghorn
Eric Cartman

katcha · **Posted:** Sun Apr 01, 2007 9:02 pm

karen carpenter

nicole richie

brittany murphy

lena zavaroni

keria knightley

kate moss

more food for me that way

poolymadandstupid · **Posted:** Sun Apr 01, 2007 9:09 pm

Kylie Minogue

Sir Winston Churchill

Hitler

George Best

Er-indoors (well who would do the bloody cooking and washing up) :shock:

Napoleon

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36453

Cath Cleavage

Amanada Thrust

Genevieve Willing

Jan Sidewinder

Val Vigorous

Desiree Doggy.

I'd just watch. :wink:

GroovyCrimes · **Posted:** Sun Apr 01, 2007 9:37 pm

Neale Cooper
Joe Strummer
Percy Topliss
Lennox Lewis
Suzi Quatro
Marianne Faithful

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Sun Apr 01, 2007 11:24 pm

BritishWestHpool wrote:

Cricket Kemp (head of NLP North East)

I used to know her! Worked for 'Human Resources' at Tioxide?

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Sun Apr 01, 2007 11:31 pm

Spike Milligan

Sigourney Weaver

Jimmy Saville

Ursula Andress

George Orwell

Julie Christie

Walsallmom · **Posted:** Sun Apr 01, 2007 11:38 pm

Rocky Marciano

My Great great grandmother (she owes me a few explanations)

Nelson Mandela

Prince Charles

George Best

Craig Pead

Spender · **Posted:** Mon Apr 02, 2007 6:03 am

Elvis Costellos Glasses wrote:

Hawklord wrote:

She (Germaine Greer) lives a couple of miles from me.

I have a strang fascination for Greer...she's still the only woman I've ever seen use the "C" word on live tv!

Aye, similar. She used the phrase 'f uck me boots' on Have I Got News For You and thoughts of a quick tommy shot through my head. :wink:

GroovyCrimes · **Posted:** Mon Apr 02, 2007 9:56 am

Elvis Costellos Glasses wrote:

Carol Vorderman & Belinda Carlisle as a Lesbian Couple

Anne Robinson & Lorrainne Kelly :uhoh:

GighaPooly · **Posted:** Mon Apr 02, 2007 10:01 am

GroovyCrimes wrote:

Elvis Costellos Glasses wrote:

Carol Vorderman & Belinda Carlisle as a Lesbian Couple

Anne Robinson & Lorrainne Kelly :uhoh:

Seek help - seek help now!!

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22595

Walsallmom wrote:

Nelson Mandela

Maybe, but only to shoot the terrorist scumbag.

GroovyCrimes · **Posted:** Mon Apr 02, 2007 10:11 am

GighaPooly wrote:

GroovyCrimes wrote:

Elvis Costellos Glasses wrote:

Carol Vorderman & Belinda Carlisle as a Lesbian Couple

Anne Robinson & Lorrainne Kelly :uhoh:

Seek help - seek help now!!

Anyone out there good with photoshop :laugh:

Dugoutpaddy · **Joined:** Sat Sep 02, 2006 10:23 am **Posts:** 1772

Norman Wisdom

Winston Churchill

Boy George

Jeff Stelling

Derek Randall

Eric Berne

oh and Sting, just so I could turn the pretentious prik away like!

BritishWestHpool · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:35 pm **Posts:** 1243

BillinghamPoolie wrote:

BritishWestHpool wrote:

Cricket Kemp (head of NLP North East)

I used to know her! Worked for 'Human Resources' at Tioxide?

She did yeah, talks about it now and again on her training course I'm doing. I reckon I could learn shedloads from her, about everything and how to deal with everything that involves people. Plus she has loads of good contacts as well.

Dugoutpaddy · **Joined:** Sat Sep 02, 2006 10:23 am **Posts:** 1772

BritishWestHpool wrote:

BillinghamPoolie wrote:

BritishWestHpool wrote:

Cricket Kemp (head of NLP North East)

I used to know her! Worked for 'Human Resources' at Tioxide?

She did yeah, talks about it now and again on her training course I'm doing. I reckon I could learn shedloads from her, about everything and how to deal with everything that involves people. Plus she has loads of good contacts as well.

NLP as in Neuro Linguistic Programming?

BritishWestHpool · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:35 pm **Posts:** 1243

Yeah, I'm on a practitioner course and will follow that with a master practitioner course next year.
It sounds dull as fuck (the title) but is hugely interesting for anyone interested in people and how to effect change - whether on a personal therapeutic level or on a business level.
I reckon in ten years time it will be massive and I plan to continue training and working in it all the way through so by that time I should be very experienced and minted :grin:

Dugoutpaddy · **Joined:** Sat Sep 02, 2006 10:23 am **Posts:** 1772

No mate I am VERY interested in NLP and would like to know more details on the course and on the lady in question as all courses I have looked at have been way daarn saarf.

Could you pm me any details?

Cheers

Salty · **Posted:** Mon Apr 02, 2007 1:27 pm

Morrissey
Bono
Mark E Smith
Nick Cave
Spike Milligan
Winona Ryder - whom I would chippolata later on

BritishWestHpool · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:35 pm **Posts:** 1243

Salty wrote:

Morrissey
Bono
Mark E Smith
Nick Cave
Spike Milligan
Winona Ryder - whom I would chippolata later on

Can you let me know what Mark E Smith and Morrissey say to Bono, or say about him when he makes a trip to the bogs?
That would be interesting.
Ta

BritishWestHpool · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:35 pm **Posts:** 1243

I would probably put another word in front of the 'lovely lovely person', or maybe two
Self righteous?
Regardless, I agree with the 'lovely lovely person' bit and would definitely be interested in what aforementioned pair would think.

Salty · **Posted:** Mon Apr 02, 2007 5:20 pm

will do!!

I'd like to meet Mr.H but I don't like or rate him as much as I once did......

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