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TalbotAvenger
 Post subject: One Bullet, its your choice
PostPosted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 1:07 am 
Me, I'd go for Chris Kamara
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That kid off the Butlin's advert that goes "KIDS LOVE A TREAT!"

Or that guy in the Renault Clio advert as I want that French woman all to myself
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the soon to be ex......
no the exs boyfriend.........
no the the ex.......
hold on...can 1 bullet pass thro 2 people???
if not il finally go for...........

the exs boyfriend...cant explain why
banghead banghead banghead banghead

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TheGingerPoolie
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Part P wrote:
the soon to be ex......
no the exs boyfriend.........
no the the ex.......
hold on...can 1 bullet pass thro 2 people???
if not il finally go for...........

the exs boyfriend...cant explain why
banghead banghead banghead banghead


I think you have to now. You don't say things like that on a message board without having to reveal the full story :roll:

But if you had a large caliber gun and the two people were standing in a line, you could. There's no specification as to how many people can die!
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Spender
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Can I have the Iraqi Supergun?? :evil: :evil:
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MutleyRules
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Everyone off the Telly!!!! :evil: :evil: :evil:
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you know who you are (not that you read this board........maybe)

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Or that guy in the Renault Clio advert as I want that French woman all to myself

I've probably had her. I've had most of them.

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Barry Scott of the cillit bang advert rage
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Moriarty
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Arsene Wenger :evil:
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grabec
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Richard Branson. Anything to get rid of that grin (which, as my brother-in-law once put it, resembles a piano keyboard :roll: )
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Barry Scott of the cillit bang advert rage


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dT2iE1OBGk

Limescale, rust, ground-in dirt..... rolfl
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Salty
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meself...... :shock: :uhoh: :wink:
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Spender
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meself...... :shock: :uhoh: :wink:


Hangover again mate?? :laugh: :laugh: Have a hair of the dog, things won't seem so bad..... :wink: :wink:

Lesh have a liddle drinkie!!! :uhoh: :razz: :sweeeet:
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Salty
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urgh! the thought of it!!!
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Spender
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urgh! the thought of it!!!


I'll be round in half an hour OK?? :laugh: :laugh:
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Any massive heroin dealer, the big men; please step forward and be dispensed with :grin:

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poolpower
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could have had two for one but will go for the anti christ that is left behind

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You can't do that Barry Scott is a legend, save your bullet for Terry Wogan.
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Barry Scott of the cillit bang advert rage


You can't do that Barry Scott is a legend, save your bullet for Terry Wogan.


Fuck off! El Tel is a legend too! They both are!
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the twat who won't let Cow and Chicken back on the telly!!!!

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Mr Irrelevant
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the tw@t who won't let Cow and Chicken back on the telly!!!!


Parmo, hope this helps! :grin:

Cow and Chicken: 29 episodes online

I know this not only because I love alluc, but because I once went on there to watch Cow and Chicken! clappp
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cheers!!!! :grin:

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Cowboy
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Gordon Brown
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