Brown Bread

Salty · **Posted:** Wed Mar 28, 2007 12:55 pm

or wholemeal, minging!!!!!

Matty_Robson's_Chin · **Joined:** Tue Mar 13, 2007 12:57 pm **Posts:** 2155

Salty wrote:

or wholemeal, minging!!!!!

Wholemeal is class!!

Salty · **Posted:** Wed Mar 28, 2007 1:00 pm

prefer cardboard to sh it all day long......... confised

Mick Tait's Head Bandage · **Posted:** Wed Mar 28, 2007 1:00 pm

Hovis 'Best Of Both' is lush!

Karl Marx · **Posted:** Wed Mar 28, 2007 1:01 pm

I make my own bread; wholemeal. Heavy as, but tastes great!

grabec · **Posted:** Wed Mar 28, 2007 1:04 pm

Karl Marx wrote:

I make my own bread; wholemeal. Heavy as, but tastes great!

With fresh yeast or dried?

dawlishmonkey · **Joined:** Fri Sep 01, 2006 11:53 am **Posts:** 1588

Karl Marx wrote:

I make my own bread; wholemeal. Heavy as, but tastes great!

me too.on the odd occasions we have to buy bread now I hate it.tasteless blotting paper stuff full of salt. you can't really beat warm fresh baked bread.

Karl Marx · **Posted:** Wed Mar 28, 2007 1:08 pm

grabec wrote:

Karl Marx wrote:

I make my own bread; wholemeal. Heavy as, but tastes great!

With fresh yeast or dried?

Dried; I'm no Gordon Ramsey!

Salty · **Posted:** Wed Mar 28, 2007 1:11 pm

dawlishmonkey wrote:

Karl Marx wrote:

I make my own bread; wholemeal. Heavy as, but tastes great!

me too.on the odd occasions we have to buy bread now I hate it.tasteless blotting paper stuff full of salt. you can't really beat warm fresh baked bread.

well, i agree - if its white......or french stick or that ciabatty stuff
mind I love salt! :wink:

use tonnes of it..... :uhoh:

grabec · **Posted:** Wed Mar 28, 2007 1:15 pm

Salty wrote:

mind I love salt! :wink:

use tonnes of it..... :uhoh:

You'll probably die pretty soon then. Better make the best of the Chester game

Salty · **Posted:** Wed Mar 28, 2007 1:21 pm

get away!
its the taste

bahrainpoolie · **Posted:** Wed Mar 28, 2007 1:34 pm

I read some where eat white bread the sooner your dead, whole grain for me

Mute Witness · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:10 am **Posts:** 3572

grabec wrote:

Salty wrote:

mind I love salt! :wink:

use tonnes of it..... :uhoh:

You'll probably die pretty soon then. Better make the best of the Chester game

dawlishmonkey · **Joined:** Fri Sep 01, 2006 11:53 am **Posts:** 1588

there is actually much more fat in wholemeal/wholegrain bread than in white bread.

useless fact of the day number 1

parmopooly · **Posted:** Wed Mar 28, 2007 2:56 pm

Can you die from a parmo overdose? confised

Spender · **Posted:** Wed Mar 28, 2007 3:51 pm

grabec wrote:

Salty wrote:

mind I love salt! :wink:

use tonnes of it..... :uhoh:

You'll probably die pretty soon then. Better make the best of the Chester game

Eeee you're a little ray of sunshine this week aren't you?? :roll:

Useless fact. The Chinese rarely eat bread.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Mar 28, 2007 4:31 pm

But they'll eat anything....and I mean anything....that is Brown Bread!!!! :evil:

katcha · **Posted:** Wed Mar 28, 2007 4:33 pm

white bread = blotting paper

parmopooly · **Posted:** Wed Mar 28, 2007 4:37 pm

should I use blue ink instead of butter then??

Spender · **Posted:** Wed Mar 28, 2007 4:48 pm

MutleyRules wrote:

But they'll eat anything....and I mean anything....that is Brown Bread!!!! :evil:

That is very true. Doesn't even have to be very dead, just showing a fair chance of being on the way out... :roll:

grabec · **Posted:** Wed Mar 28, 2007 5:18 pm

Pooliekev wrote:

grabec wrote:

Salty wrote:

mind I love salt! :wink:

use tonnes of it..... :uhoh:

You'll probably die pretty soon then. Better make the best of the Chester game

Eeee you're a little ray of sunshine this week aren't you?? :roll:

Useless fact. The Chinese rarely eat bread.

I was only trying to help. If Salty eats less salt he won't die. It is all in his hands.

Spender · **Posted:** Wed Mar 28, 2007 5:24 pm

grabec wrote:

Pooliekev wrote:

grabec wrote:

Salty wrote:

mind I love salt! :wink:

use tonnes of it..... :uhoh:

You'll probably die pretty soon then. Better make the best of the Chester game

Eeee you're a little ray of sunshine this week aren't you?? :roll:

Useless fact. The Chinese rarely eat bread.

I was only trying to help. If Salty eats less salt he won't die. It is all in his hands.

You don't think the drink'll get him first then?? He'll just season himself to death?? :roll:

howlin wolf · **Posted:** Wed Mar 28, 2007 5:45 pm

I remeber Salty forgetting his spoon and eating his yoghourt with a KP skip...............

Something resembling this happened anyway.
And I think I've spelt yoghourt wrong.

townendtimmy · **Posted:** Wed Mar 28, 2007 7:51 pm

howlin wolf wrote:

I remeber Salty forgetting his spoon and eating his yoghourt with a KP skip...............

Something resembling this happened anyway.
And I think I've spelt yoghourt wrong.

did you suck it 1st salty :!:

any way back to bread whatever is in the breadbin does me as long as the hunger pangs are satisfied :razz:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36453

I wonder what people died of years ago .....?

Salty · **Posted:** Thu Mar 29, 2007 11:42 am

howlin wolf wrote:

I remeber Salty forgetting his spoon and eating his yoghourt with a KP skip...............

Something resembling this happened anyway.
And I think I've spelt yoghourt wrong.

point 1 finger at me, point 3 back at yerself........... :roll:

there is no way I am that minging, i was brung up proper me

anyways
stop talking about my impending death will yers.... :shock:

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Mar 29, 2007 11:49 am

I used to work with a bloke who drank his chip shop mushy peas from the carton. confised

It was just wrong somehow....... :grin:

grabec · **Posted:** Thu Mar 29, 2007 1:04 pm

Snowy wrote:

I wonder what people died of years ago .....?

At the Samuel Pepys museum in London they have lists of household members with their dates of birth/death and also their causes of death. In the 'causes of death column' there're a range of things, cholera, typhoid or whatever, until you get to one poor bloke who died of 'teeth' :laugh:

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Mar 29, 2007 1:42 pm

grabec wrote:

Snowy wrote:

I wonder what people died of years ago .....?

At the Samuel Pepys museum in London they have lists of household members with their dates of birth/death and also their causes of death. In the 'causes of death column' there're a range of things, cholera, typhoid or whatever, until you get to one poor bloke who died of 'teeth' :laugh:

Steve Irwin?? :roll:

grabec · **Posted:** Thu Mar 29, 2007 1:45 pm

Pooliekev wrote:

grabec wrote:

Snowy wrote:

I wonder what people died of years ago .....?

At the Samuel Pepys museum in London they have lists of household members with their dates of birth/death and also their causes of death. In the 'causes of death column' there're a range of things, cholera, typhoid or whatever, until you get to one poor bloke who died of 'teeth' :laugh:

Steve Irwin?? :roll:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Thu Mar 29, 2007 2:28 pm

no he died from tail :uhoh:

but not in the Freddie Mercury style

E17Poolie · **Joined:** Thu Mar 01, 2007 9:35 pm **Posts:** 128

"until you get to one poor bloke who died of 'teeth' "

So that'll be death by Esther?

BritishWestHpool · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:35 pm **Posts:** 1243

Surely this bread debate is a matter of horses for courses?
Bacon - white (little bit of red sauce)
Sausage - brown or wholemeal (fried onions, little bit of brown sauce)
Peanut butter - white, toasted
jam - white
marmalade - brown or wholemeal
marmite - either
beans - brown or wholemeal, toasted
Pate - brown
cheese - either
Ham - white preferably
With soup - brown or white garlic bread
corn beef - white
etc etc

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Mar 29, 2007 3:12 pm

BritishWestHpool wrote:

horses for courses?

Aye and sheep f uck sheep.

However unless you're Mrs Sparks, you wouldn't have such a wide selection of comestibles available in yer abode would you surely?? Unless you've got a breadbin the size of a Biffa waste skip?? confised

BritishWestHpool · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:35 pm **Posts:** 1243

I dont even have a breadbin.
I would rather just eat brown or wholemeal for health's sake but cant resist white for peanut butter or bacon sarnies. Having said that we eat a lot of bread in our family as the 3 year old and one year old would live on it if they could.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36453

ON REFLECTION...my gran used to fry everything in beef dripping, did all her own baking and the diet she fed us on would give the old lentil munches the frothing vapours ..... but, no processed foods, no sweets except as treats, no soft drinks in fact no shit food, plus she didn't drink or smoke, died when she was 92 and active all her life. Granda could only make 82....... :laugh:

alleztfc · **Posted:** Sat Mar 31, 2007 11:25 am

Whilst all of the aforementioned breads have their own merits,except white which is cack, i must say i have a particular liking for Morrison's Tiger bread which is available in baguette, roll, and batch loaf sizes. CHECK IT OUT Y'ALL!

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat Mar 31, 2007 12:40 pm

Tiger Bread is Top Of The Pops!!!! :sweeeet:

Hawklord · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:27 pm **Posts:** 3115

MutleyRules wrote:

Tiger Bread is Top Of The Pops!!!! :sweeeet:

I remember Tiger Feet on Top of the Pops. I also like Tiger Bread it's so nice I'm sure it can't be good for you.

Salty · **Posted:** Sat Mar 31, 2007 7:55 pm

it is nice that tiger stuff like, not brown either......... :roll:

katcha · **Posted:** Sun Apr 01, 2007 10:28 am

Hawklord wrote:

MutleyRules wrote:

Tiger Bread is Top Of The Pops!!!! :sweeeet:

I remember Tiger Feet on Top of the Pops. I also like Tiger Bread it's so nice I'm sure it can't be good for you.

sesame seed oil on top of the bread it be

parmopooly · **Posted:** Sun Apr 01, 2007 8:21 pm

no wonder tigers are almost extinct. You cruel bunch of twats.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36453

I HATE SESAME SEED..... rage

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