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Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father · **Joined:** Wed May 11, 2011 4:25 pm **Posts:** 4198

Are they still making them?

Like shagging into a carrier bag, according to Jo Brand.

Spender · **Posted:** Wed Aug 29, 2012 6:13 pm

Like, without a carrier bag, with Jo Brand, it would be any different??

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Wed Aug 29, 2012 6:15 pm

Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father · **Joined:** Wed May 11, 2011 4:25 pm **Posts:** 4198

Dunno Spender, depends whether you think the rustling noises would add anything.

It gives a whole new meaning - or two - to Bag for Life.

Spender · **Posted:** Wed Aug 29, 2012 6:31 pm

Is there any greater miracle in the world that Jo Brand has children??

I mean, is there enough alcohol/drugs/hypnotism/sympathy/lunacy/psychopathy on the planet that would make you want to shag Jo Brand??

returnofaido · **Posted:** Wed Aug 29, 2012 9:35 pm

oh i dunno

i once bummed a lass that looked like a chubby girl lying in a pool of pink custard :doh:

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Thu Aug 30, 2012 1:12 am

Spender wrote:

I mean, is there enough alcohol/drugs/hypnotism/sympathy/lunacy/psychopathy on the planet that would make you want to shag Jo Brand??

\o/

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Aug 30, 2012 1:40 pm

returnofaido wrote:

oh i dunno

i once bummed a lass that looked like a chubby girl lying in a pool of pink custard :doh:

I'm sure we've all had one to run away from. :uhoh:

At least.

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:56 pm

In my youth I went with a lass who had been given some to try by the family planning clinic.

All I can say is that I don't think she put it in properly, as on maximum thrust I nudged what felt like a bendy rubber scaffy bar. It caused her a bit of pain as well.

Needless to say she yanked it out and got me a johnny bag to put on instead.

The Lightning Tree · **Joined:** Thu Nov 30, 2006 5:30 pm **Posts:** 5804

I remember meeting a chick online on the old msn chat thingy, must have been round about 1997! Chatted to her for a few nights and asked for a picture, she wouldn't send me one but she sent me a video through webcam of her playing with the most enormous beautiful pair of breasts.

Boy, she was ugly :laugh:

Blue Beard · **Joined:** Fri Jan 06, 2012 4:12 pm **Posts:** 694

Oh God.

The Lightning Tree · **Joined:** Thu Nov 30, 2006 5:30 pm **Posts:** 5804

I'm not proud of it but its funny when I look back.
I'm still here to tell the tale :laugh:

Blue Beard · **Joined:** Fri Jan 06, 2012 4:12 pm **Posts:** 694

I know. You sick bugger.

Stop telling it.

The Lightning Tree · **Joined:** Thu Nov 30, 2006 5:30 pm **Posts:** 5804

Sick

It was a beautiful moment two bodies combined :laugh:

Don't tell me you've never had a tit wank

The Lightning Tree · **Joined:** Thu Nov 30, 2006 5:30 pm **Posts:** 5804

Blue Beard wrote:

I know. You sick bugger.

Stop telling it.

Edited. You're right, its brought back many unhappy memories

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