But you have to take your hats off to them..


http://northernleague.org/view_div1_tables.php

yes things could be a lot worse for us ? God forbid

It does help actually, Darlo are in the Northern League, that will never fail to make me laugh.

Cheers.

It would be fantastic if we could look forward to a table top clash with Ashington.

The footballing powerhouse's that are Spennymoor and Bedlington have a game in hand, it's tight at the top.

Don't forget West Auckland.

Norton and Stockton ? Yes I watched them last season not a bad side there give a good account of themselves but in the end there lost 2-1 to greathem FC under 11s who my son plays for u should beat them Sussex

Seeing something approximating to Darlo's name on that table actually helps a lot. Thanks Sussex you big old softy. Languishing near the bottom of the table but so much higher up the pyramid suddenly doesn't seem so bad. Full time players, owning four bus shelters and competing in the third tier of English football on a regular basis really isn't that much of a a hardship compared to being homeless part-timers without a pot to piss in.

bring these woolybacks on i say. .we'll deal with them on the day..

you really are one sorry pikey fookwit

Or any piss.

It's great to be banging in 3 or 4 goals every week..I can understand your frustration's though.

Don't you usually take your louse ridden undercrackers off for them??

Was it only a season and a bit ago that some members of this forum were actually saying that they would give up midtable obscurity in league one for an FA Trophy final at Wembley? Yes you did.

Dont be surprised if some of them actually say watching a winning team is better than struggling in league one. Even if it is the Northern Lague.

I am surprised someone hasnt already said it.

You're right.

It is frustrating that an obscure football club without a pot to piss in has fans with such a vapid reflection on football.

It's frustrating that we can't convince you that, really, we find your club pitiable.

You keep on knocking 3 goals past a team of milk men and estate agents every week. You might play Blyth Spartans in about 8 years.

Bless.

I'd rather be as 'Happy as Larry' every saturday afternoon thank you..

Haha thats like me saying I play Pool everyweek and have 100% record however I play against my 5 year old cousin.

I was referring to not winning at home for 9 games on the trot,getting stuffed 5-0 in lowly cup games etc ,compo..
It breaks my heart coming on here after a Pools match with all the bickering going on.

Ah but to play in THAT lowly cup game one needs to be a league club, doesn't one????

There's a new GAP nowadays. The time lapsed between Darlo's last league cup game and their next. Any guesses????

they won't be back !

When are the draws for this years, Northern League Cup, Ernest Armstrong Memorial Cup and J.R. Cleator Cup are they Live on ITV?

Also does victory in the J.R Cleator still mean an automatic UEFA Cup slot or do you have to start in the qualifiers?

WTF...there's blokes on here who would break there right arm to see Pools win a cup.

Yeah.

But Darlo are in cups that I would serve tea in.

Which is ironic, seeing as you've been taken for mugs.

At pool maybe, but not in the high jump or pissing up a wall.

I'm sorry Mutley but i remember a good few saying so..

I seem to remember 'ronaldo' posting words to that effect.

Another fine win for Darlo.. 3-0..

Only 400 more wins to go and your back in the league, maybe you might attend 1 aswell, maybe

The only way is up ,Ritche bitchy.. Won't be up in Darlo till late Sept..Can't wait to soak up that atmosphere..

You won't soak up much atmosphere in Darlo Sussex, unless you go and watch the RA.

I wish I had a trip to bishop aukland to look forward to!!

Make sure you buy a ticket early, and Dont forget to wear your wellies

Do they supply a ewe at the turnstiles on the presentation of a match ticket like?

(edited cos on reflection it may have made Rb look like a sheepshagger, apols.)

I think a 100+ goals this season is a realistic figure for us..

True, but when matches are regularly abandoned at 13-11 because the ball owner has to be in for his tea that sort of total isn't unusual. I once scored 17 in a Sunday afternoon, including two that went in off a tree, but the full time professional Football League clubs weren't impressed, it got dark, and I had to go back to Subbuteo.

Do you have offsides at your level?

Oh I dunno, if you had another bucket collection you might be able to get a goalkeeper on 'pay as you play....' Keep it down to 80 mebbees??

. Don't mention new players on here...touchy as f on the subject.. ..

Touchy as fuck on everything.

It's a tense world in the Football League. You've probably forgotten that by now. It's been a while.