...and remember, it's all downhill to the friggin Spice Girls

jessie j's bottie..

No they wont, I cant remember any past opening or closing ceremonies, but I can remember a lot of the various events that were in those Olympics. This Olympics will be remembered for the fantastic sporting events, just like all the previous ones !!

New Musical Express

He put NMI originally...

Now ya talking ELO mr blue sky ? Come on pools

Tune!!!!

...err. Muse?

£27 million spent on opening ceremony



£27 spent on closing one

Now we've got a dead bloke.........

.....big guitar solo..how gripping.

,,,and one who just looks dead doing a 20 minute guitar solo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

ALOTBSOL

Chris has instructions for that to be played at my Closing Ceremony.

Mesdames et Messieurs, can we please put this fooker to bed now?

Ladies and Gentlemen, you have been watching the Victor Meldrew commentary of the Olympic closing ceremony.

More performances can be heard from the Millhouse Terrace every other Saturday.

Why dont you just switch off your TV or turn it over if you think its that bad, instead of moaning about it all night??

There's fock all on. I've looked!

Surely this handover to Brazil should include the shooting of a electrician.

One saving grace is Brazils bit is worse than ours.

Is in it just ? Think I will give brazils opening ceremony a miss

Lord Coe ? London this London that people of London thanks ! Fuck right off and stick your beloved London up your arse ,

No Queen, Prince Phillip, Princes Charles, Andrew, Edward, William or Princess Anne - only a tearful looking Henry? The IOC gadgie opens his speech "Your Majesty". Guess we'll find out what's happened tomorrow or maybe they just saw the running order.

I enjoyed seeing the Spice Girls hanging on to the giant zimmer frames that were fixed on top of the cars.

Was Sir Johnny of rotten there.

A few pop acts seem to be overlooked (The Stones, Led Zep). Even if they couldn't appear in person they should have been able to do some sort of video montage.

Apart from that it was a good ceremony.

The Stones and "Led Zep" were both asked and both turned it down I hear!

I also heard Noel Gallagher turned down a reunion with Liam.... Shame like

I hear Jimmy Page was gutted not to be asked back.

If I'm really honest with myself, I have to say that closing ceremony was shite.

Two good things about the Olympics being over: no more incessant Chariots of Fire and no more hour long speeches from a snooty former middle distance runner.

After Pete Townsend's performance I'm guessing Gary Glitter couldn't make it?

When is that 'book' he was 'researching' by looking at kiddy porn coming out?

Yes, I always think that too. What WAS the outcome of all that? Presumably he got away with it?

I do like The Who 1967 onwards though.

I was expecting Status Quo mind...

I enjoyed it to be honest. Started slowly and built well to the finale. The brazillian bit was pants so I turned it off.

I think he got a caution and told by the Police that his excuse was really, really shit.

I think most of what he had to say was demonstrated in 'Tommy.'

Which I understand is called previous mitigation.

Next year apparantly.

Well i thought theo lympis from the opening to the closing ceremony was fantastic.

I didnt expect the music, in te closing ceremony, to be a list of my favourites, yet I still enjoyed it.

Oh, and try telling the athletes that it was shit.

They looked like they loved every minute of it to me.

You lot are hilarious. I would like to see what any of you would have come up with.

The olympics actauuly made me feel proud. That will disapear when the footy starts, and our drunken players and fighting fans get us all back to reality.

sorry to break it but freddie is dead, brian may and roger taylor did perform with jessie j (oooer missus)

I never seen him??? Is he like the Greek Joe Strummer??

I think the BBC missed a trick there, and could have used that name, as the musical maestro for the games.