Thoughts?

Peanut hearted Show pony, when he pulls on the England shirt

Fat puffter.

Perma-tanned rent boy.

Waste of a place in an already failing Ginger Bastad McClaren side

'I would burn him alive, just after I'd poured molten lead down his throat, which is a little after breaking his legs with a sledge hammer'

or so my young nephew said before I tweaked his ear and ruffled his hair, the over-exhuberant little chap. 'You show more passion than any of that mob, especially that gutless tosser' quoth I, before sending him to bed where he will undoubtably cry himself to sleep, while mulling over the apalling display on offer today. He he grows up to be a sociopath, then Lampard will be to blame.

I actually like Lampard, I didn't watch the game tonight mind but for Chelsea he generally makes the right pass, he misses very few games when other players are supposedly rested and he scores a lot of goals. He has got England out of bother in the past and people under value the importance of his goals.......

Lampard is a full of his own importance when he is really a wa-n-ker stereotype Cockney.
Also he is an overrated bag of sh-ite as a footballer.
If he was playing on the Rec, I would shut the curtains in the bar.
Oh yeah, he's a "awlroight aerppowls aend peayers mee eeowld choinar" cock-ernee caarnnt

classic 'humour' innit??!

I lioke my quote best

me too