I take more pleasure in seeing Newcasle lose than I do in seeing Sunderland win.

I watched so many matches when we were absolute dogs S**t under the likes Tait, Houchen,McCreery Mcpahil with their signings in the squad and I never felt like this due to our council.

I hate the Prem and the myth that it was exciting this year. Man City winning the title wasn't exciting. They spent loads of money.
It's no more exciting that Nameless **** getting to number 1 in the charts after winning the X-Factor.

I hate Arsene's kids. Buying some frog when he's 17,playing him in the League Cup and then selling him when he's 20 after about 3 appearances in the league is NOT SPECIAL.

I hate hearing about Liverpool/Man Utd's debt but nothing ever happening about it. A club needs to go to the wall for the money thing to change but it doesn't happen. Why the **** are Charlton, Leeds and Southampton still in business?

I hate Frank Lampard's stupid f'ing face.I hate John Terry being being in the England squad when he's CLEARLY AN OAF.

I hate young exciting wingers who have nothing but pace. Theo Walxott has F*** all but pace. Why is he in the England squad

I hate the FA Cup. There may be a few shocks but you know who's going to win it. Unless a team throws away all their financial security to win it Portsmouth 2008..

I hate Harry f***ing Redknapp. And Jamie Redknapp. And Louise Redknapp. And any of their kids

I hate Eammon Holmes and every******* one who supports Man Utd.

I hate Gary Lineker and Alan Shearer. Just because I can

I hate Sky Sports. Because they've ruined football by making more plastic fans,

I hate that when a lower league player beats 10 players and chips the keeper it doesn't matter but if Rooney or Persie scores from more than 2 inches it's amazing. No it F******m not>

I hate that female sports journos have to be included.

I hate Alan Hansen for not coming out. 'I do like a big man at the back'. Yes bet you do.

I hate any advert that portrays football to be about anything other than pain and disappointment. A team doesn win now and agai show the f****** joy

I hate Lee Hughes and the fact that he makes a living from the game. I hate Luke McCormick and any team that signs him when he gets out. I hate Swindon because they giving him trial.

I hate 'well the ball is a lot lighter now and will cause goalkeepers real problems this summer' before EVERY ******* TOURNAMENT. F*** me train with it , it usually comes out months before the tournament begins

I hate every footballer because they earn more in the time I took to write this post than I'll earn this month.

I hate Gazza. Either die or shut up. Stop f****** lingering.

I hate hearing about Hillsborough more than I hear about Heysel or Bradford. Why just use that one

I hate that a comeback from 3-0 down at half time means nothing because we aren't f***** scouse.

I hate Leeds. Everyone does though

I F***** hate grown men wearing football shirts of their team whilst shopping on a Saturday when their team is playing at home.

I hate that I don't hate Roy Hodgson.

I hate David Beckham and any player who has neck tattoos.

I hate songs being inappropriately taken as club anthems and then sung in a manly way. 'I'm forever blowing bubbles....'. F****** Gaylords.

I hate the book 'Cass' by Cass Pennant. It is honestly the stupidest thing I've ever read. Chapter 1: Millwall. 'Yeah we took 50 to Millwall.They had 1000 in their mob but we ran 'em up and down the street'.
Chapter 2: Liverpool. 'Yeah we took 50 to Liverpool. They had 2000 in their mob but we ran 'em up and down the street'. F*** me... Jade Goody's autobiography is probably better. Even her non ghost written one.

I hate that all good youngsters end their careers at Arsenal before they start.

I think i got all the swearing out.

I think you need to get in touch with the crisis team at sandwell park. Hopefully they can talk you through it.

I hate this post.

Bob i think you need to sing Two Little Boys and think about the good things in life.......oh hang on you hate clubs singing songs and using them as club anthems.........errrr maybe watch the promotion videos with your white strip on and stick pins in a Lee Hughes doll's knackers.

Have a good day

which messageboard did you pinch this off bob?

Don't know just seen it don't remember doing it I did it at 0315 this morning now I know I had a good drink last night but this post is a blur to me...... But Yubep your probably right I must have copied and pasted it from somewhere, because I couldn't have done it myself at 315 in the afternoon with no alcohol in my system never mind 315 in the morning full of it.

With a bit of googling, It seems to have originated from a QPR fan, the season before they won promotion to the Premier League

It's been copied and pasted on various message boards since.