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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Sleep Deprivation!!!!
PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 5:44 am 
Not getting any sleep like....

A Question.....

Does lack of sleep make you hallucinate....see things that aren't there....or even more dodgier/weird....make you see things that ARE there???? sctatchinghead confised

I keep seeing things....and when I look in the mirror in the baffroom I keep seeing things behind me....and I turn round dead quick and what I saw in the mirror is there....and when I turn away and look in the Mirror again....bduddle gfuddle etc!!!! sctatchinghead

Is the Mirror real....or is what I see real....or is the V05 Conditioner real....(with all natural extracts)???? sctatchinghead

Try this....

Look in a Mirror and look what's behind you....(it's quite easy to do when you get the hang of it....a Mirror really helps you to do this)....have a look....and then turn round sharpish....

Weird isn't it!?!? :shock:

Look closely....there's no Mirror!!!! sctatchinghead

So was that your Minds Eye that you were looking through????

If the Mirror was really there you'd see it....but it's not there....well until you turn 180 3 degrees and it's there again....but again.... I CAN'T STRESS THIS ENOUGH....

LOOK IN THE MIRROR....WHAT DO YOU SEE THROUGH THE MIRROR THAT IS BEHIND YOU....MEMORISE EVERYTHING YOU SEE....NOW TURN AROUND....IS EVERYTHING THERE????

YES YOU SAY....BATH, SHOWER, LOOFAH, ORIGINAL CRUCIFIX, ETC....EVERYTHING IS THERE AS YOU SEEN IT FROM BEHIND YOU....BUT WAIT....WHERE'S THE MIRROR???? sctatchinghead

TURN AROUND AND IT'S THERE....WHERE YOU LAST SEEN IT....IT ALLOWS YOU TO SEE EVERYTHING THAT IS BEHIND YOU....BUT LOOK BEHIND YOU AND IT'S GONE....AGAIN!!!! :shock:

THE MIRROR....YOU LOOK AND YOU SEE EVERYTHING BEHIND YOU....YOU TURN TO LOOK BEHIND YOU AND YOU SEE NOTHING!!!!

HOLD ON....I LOOK BEHIND ME AND SEE NOTHING MUCH....MY BACK IS TOWARDS THE MIRROR....DOES THE MIRROR SEE MY BACK AND WHAT'S 'IN FRONT' OF ME....OR DOES MY BACK LOOK IN THE MIRROR????

IS IT US....HUMANSES....THAT SEES OR IS IT MIRRORS???? sctatchinghead

MY SELF IS NOT SURE....BUT I KNOW 1 THING....I'M NOT LOOKING IN* NO MIRROR EVER AGAIN!!!! sadx

SEE THAT *'IN'!!!!

LOOKING 'IN'* A MIRROR....HOW DO YOU ACTUALLY LOOK INTO SOMETHING BUT SEE SOMETHING BEHIND YOU????

SCARED NOW!!!!
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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Re: Sleep Deprivation!!!!
PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:00 am 
RIGHT....

JUST LOOK 'INTO' A MIRROR AT YOURSELF AND LOOK BEHIND YOU ASWELL....YOU FEEL THE URGE TO TURN AWAY....BUT FIGHT IT!!!! :evil:

NOW LOOK INTO YOURSELF....BASICALLY 'STARE YOURSELF OUT'....HARD ISN'T IT EH???? sctatchinghead sadx

YOU KNOW WHY????

I'LL TELL YOU WHY....YOU LOOK INTO A MIRROR AND TAKE EVERYTHING IN....YOURSELF AND WHAT'S BEHIND YOU AND THEN REALLY REALLY LOOK AT YOURSELF....YOU SEE THE REAL YOU!!!! :coool:

SOUNDS MENTAL AND I SOUND LIKE A RIGHT RARF....BUT LOOK INTO THAT MIRROR....AND REALLY LOOK....

1 OF 2 THINGS WILL HAPPEN....

YOU'LL LOOK AT YOURSELF AND FEEL SHAN AND LOOK AWAY!!!! confised

2....YOU'LL GET PAST THAT STAGE AND SEE THE REAL YOU....AND YOU WILL SEE YOURSELF....AND YOU MIGHT/WILL BE SHOCKED FOR A BIT LIKE....BUT YOU'LL GET 'USE' TO IT....THAT'S YOU THAT IS!!!! :coool:

WHEN YOU DO SEE YOURSELF THE MIRROR WILL DISAPPEAR....IT WON'T BE NEEDED....OBJECTS BEHIND YOU WILL ONLY BE THERE WHEN YOU TURN AND FACE THEM....AND WHEN YOU GRASP/UNDERSTAND/SEE IT/....YOU WILL KICK YOURSELF FOR NOT SEEING IT (YOU/EVERYTHING) BEFORE!!!!

IT DOES TAKE TIME BUT YES INDEEDY....IT'S WORTH IT....HAILAYOUYEAH!!!! :coool:


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 Post subject: Re: Sleep Deprivation!!!!
PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 11:24 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Sleep Deprivation!!!!
PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 4:38 pm 
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this happened a lot to me when I used to drive the minibus home from a long away match. I'd shout "what the fuck was that"? and the dark shapes disappeared. At least it woke all the drunks up for 10 minutes

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 Post subject: Re: Sleep Deprivation!!!!
PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 4:58 pm 
If you have two mirrors facing each other and get out of the shower and stand sideways between them, you'd be embarrased at the size of your manservant in the seventh reflection. :grin:

'Cos I guarantee you wouldn't be looking at owt else.... bbolt
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 8:10 pm 
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