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monkeybutt
 Post subject: Masterchef
PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 11:13 pm 
That Greg bloke is one of the most obnoxious twats I have seen on the box, after that plum in your mouth Ben Fogle arse wipe, some of the pretencious crap he spouts makes my food come back up and that shit eating grin of his banghead banghead banghead

While I`m at it, the word Jus boils my piss, it`s fucking gravy hth taz
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Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex
 Post subject: Re: Masterchef
PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 11:25 pm 
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What would you give Gregg to sample then ..you're all day breakfast ???..sausage and mash ?.. sctatchinghead
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 Post subject: Re: Masterchef
PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 12:19 am 
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Butt, you were so close to serving mrs Bresslaw and myself today but we didn't have enough time left in our parking ticket. Did we miss owt spesh ??????

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monkeybutt
 Post subject: Re: Masterchef
PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 8:34 am 
Every day is a phenomenal gastro delight sir, yesterday was Cumberland pie and Friday if your passing, beer battered cod, mmm clappp
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monkeybutt
 Post subject: Re: Masterchef
PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 8:37 am 
Sussex07 wrote:
What would you give Gregg to sample then ..you're all day breakfast ???..sausage and mash ?.. sctatchinghead


The only thing that dickweed would get is a portion of toe feta with a sperm jus :evil:
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born toulouse
 Post subject: Re: Masterchef
PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 9:17 am 
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Was a bit shocked to see him licking his lips going on about that Loid's delicious 'milf oil' last night- thought it was bound to get him sacked. Very disappointed when I was told that he actually said 'mille feuille' and he'd be staying in employment.
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monkeybutt
 Post subject: Re: Masterchef
PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 9:30 am 
I thought he was going to win it, pleased the jap didn`t win, Shelina was a worthy winner, she kept calm and has a dazzling smile to boot, big arse though :shock:
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Compo
 Post subject: Re: Masterchef
PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 10:31 am 
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Are you on about that bald fat fella? If so next time you watch him eat on masterchef he nearly licks the silver off the fork with the most bizzarre lingering eating I have seen. Its like he is forcing the food on his pallet.

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monkeybutt
 Post subject: Re: Masterchef
PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 11:28 am 
Compo wrote:
Are you on about that bald fat fella? If so next time you watch him eat on masterchef he nearly licks the silver off the fork with the most bizzarre lingering eating I have seen. Its like he is forcing the food on his pallet.


That`s the fella and yes that does my tits in too, he has like a pervy smirk after the lingering spoon licking and says larvly, cock :roll:
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Compo
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 11:44 am 
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He loves a good pudding!

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 Post subject: Re: Masterchef
PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:22 pm 
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I,m in the borer at a meeting soon where is this munch house.

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 Post subject: Re: Masterchef
PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:43 pm 
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Near the cop shop

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:44 pm 
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A few doors away from The Bongo Club Mr MoD. :wink:

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 Post subject: Re: Masterchef
PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 5:21 pm 
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mouldy old dough wrote:
I,m in the borer at a meeting soon where is this munch house.


This must be the most often asked question on The Bunker!

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Spender
 Post subject: Re: Masterchef
PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 5:24 pm 
That jus thing does my napper in as well. It sounds too much like jizz. Another thing is drizzle. Don't fucking drizzle on my bait or I'll cosh yer.... :evil: :evil: :evil:
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monkeybutt
 Post subject: Re: Masterchef
PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 5:44 pm 
Stages cafe is situated on Bridge st west, 400 yards down from the train station, next to the police station, multi coloured building that looks as though it is made of lego and the designer was on lsd for the colour scheme.

All food home made by my fair hands, except heinz beans :wink:
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Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex
 Post subject: Re: Masterchef
PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 9:07 pm 
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monkeybutt wrote:
Every day is a phenomenal gastro delight sir, yesterday was Cumberland pie and Friday if your passing, beer battered cod, mmm clappp


Had to google Cumberland pie.. it's mince and mash .. confised
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dykey
 Post subject: Re: Masterchef
PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 9:19 pm 
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Can I have pomme frItes, coc au vIn,guacamole with jus.
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monkeybutt
 Post subject: Re: Masterchef
PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 9:33 pm 
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monkeybutt wrote:
Every day is a phenomenal gastro delight sir, yesterday was Cumberland pie and Friday if your passing, beer battered cod, mmm clappp


Had to google Cumberland pie.. it's mince and mash .. confised


Peasant, it has cheese on too, not to different from your roadkill fricasee au gratin yawn1
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