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 Post subject: Cheltenham tipping challenge
PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2012 11:23 am 
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Well it's that time of year again so how about we have a tipping challenge just for fun? One selection each day and the winner gets fuck all! I know Mr Fetish and Mr Birthmark will fancy their chances!

My selection for today (hardly original) is Hurricane Fly in the 3-20

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That involves fucking about with a newspaper, this is just for fun. If there was a fire, please don't let it be you who answers it!

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That involves fucking about with a newspaper, this is just for fun. If there was a fire, please don't let it be you who answers it!


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Darlan in the 1.30 - was 9/1 last night with ladbrokes

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That involves fucking about with a newspaper, this is just for fun. If there was a fire, please don't let it be you who answers it!


Don't you have to f*** about with a newspaper(or similar) to read the card anyway.

I picking 5 to upset you because I done 5 £1 each way bets today they are....

130 Tetlami
240 Our Mick
320 Zaidpour
400 Fortification
515 Falcon Island

I'll take which ever one wins if any do

Got little whisper for Gone Wrong 515 as well so put my free online £5 bet with ladbrokes on that each way as well

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That involves fucking about with a newspaper, this is just for fun. If there was a fire, please don't let it be you who answers it!

I think youre confusing a fire with a telephone there.

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I've put out more fires than Fetish Bob in my life. Fact.

I've done 50p each way on Bob's five horses, quarter of a million pounds back if I win. To be honest I could do with that right now.

I got a text from SkyBet earlier to say they're the only company paying back on the first 5 horses in the 1.30 if that's any use to anyone.

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I've put out more fires than Fetish Bob in my life. Fact.

I've done 50p each way on Bob's five horses, quarter of a million pounds back if I win. To be honest I could do with that right now.

I got a text from SkyBet earlier to say they're the only company paying back on the first 5 horses in the 1.30 if that's any use to anyone.


You been seen off if they all win at current odd of 12s 10s 33s 20s and 50s it pays £2,603,601 as most bookies have a limit of £1Million on bets thats the return banghead banghead

If all only get placed your return is £5,244.75p

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That involves fucking about with a newspaper, this is just for fun. If there was a fire, please don't let it be you who answers it!

I think youre confusing a fire with a telephone there.


clappp clappp clappp

Oi, You! Spinbowler please don't let it be you who writes the report for said fire, it may turn out to be reported as water damage only to the property

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Steps to freedom. sprinter sacre. hurricane fly. scotsirish. triolo d,alene.

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I'm the man to see about tipping at Cheltenham. Two bin bags, straight over the fence into the away end.

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Yours both were second and third Cinders and Ashes won 10/1

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Bummer backed Tetlami but had Cinders and Ashes in the competition well thats a 100 points rather have backed it though

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My mate has just text me he and a couple of lads from Huntingdon have went, I could get time off work, he has just won £220. Day paid for already.

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Quantitativeeasing and Our Mick for the next race... Took it on a reverse forecast

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Chip Fireball wrote:
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I've put out more fires than Fetish Bob in my life. Fact.



I heard the Fire Brigade were headhunting you till they discovered you were shit at snooker.


Snooker table been took out mate no more of that these days

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Fetish_Bob wrote:
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I've put out more fires than Fetish Bob in my life. Fact.



I heard the Fire Brigade were headhunting you till they discovered you were shit at snooker.


Snooker table been took out mate no more of that these days


It's strictly Pool, Darts, Badminton and sit around watching Sky Sports News now till further notice.

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Or spending 4 days so far in Port Clarence fighting a fire........

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Today's selection is Alex Ferguson's horse Harry The Viking!

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Did ant of you have any bets and get any profits yesterday then?


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Chrissy Stevo wrote:
Did ant of you have any bets and get any profits yesterday then?

Finished a tenner up on the day, mainly thanks to Cinders and ashes and the laying of hurricane fly :shock: Put the tenner on the footy last night and lost, so starting from square one today, but still breaking even
Done four today in a four trebles and a foursome multiple bet on betfair.
They are...........Allee Garde, Simonsig, Grands Crus, Sizzling Europe. I'm not usually a favourite backer but these four stand out for me. Probably all fall now. confised
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Anyone have a link to watch it online as I dont have a tv at work

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its ok i have found one

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Accumilator down at first bollocks.

Got left:
14:40 £2 e/w call the police @ 20/1
15:20 £2 e/w wishfull thinking @ 16/1
16:00 £2 e/w Poole Master @ 12/1

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They are...........Allee Garde, Simonsig, Grands Crus, Sizzling Europe. I'm not usually a favourite backer but these four stand out for me. Probably all fall now. confised.


You were correct with that one

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Accumilator down at first bollocks.

Got left:
14:40 £2 e/w call the police @ 20/1
15:20 £2 e/w wishfull thinking @ 16/1
16:00 £2 e/w Poole Master @ 12/1


Got third at 20/1 £2 e/w what will I get back?

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Accumilator down at first bollocks.

Got left:
14:40 £2 e/w call the police @ 20/1
15:20 £2 e/w wishfull thinking @ 16/1
16:00 £2 e/w Poole Master @ 12/1


Got third at 20/1 £2 e/w what will I get back?


It should become 20/4 which is 5/1 so it £12 not sure how spinbowler gets £7 even if got 5th odds it becomes 20/5 which is 4/1 so £10 back still not sure how spinbowler get £7

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Accumilator down at first bollocks.

Got left:
14:40 £2 e/w call the police @ 20/1
15:20 £2 e/w wishfull thinking @ 16/1
16:00 £2 e/w Poole Master @ 12/1


Got third at 20/1 £2 e/w what will I get back?


It should become 20/4 which is 5/1 so it £12 not sure how spinbowler gets £7 even if got 5th odds it becomes 20/5 which is 4/1 so £10 back still not sure how spinbowler get £7


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Poole master and Balgarry looked to be the only two in that race till two out and Poole master looked like it was running in treacle towards the end

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Was doing miserably but just had a fiver on Flicka................puts me up for the day so packing in now.

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They are...........Allee Garde, Simonsig, Grands Crus, Sizzling Europe. I'm not usually a favourite backer but these four stand out for me. Probably all fall now. confised.


You were correct with that one

Aye..........

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1:30 Red tanber..... You can get up to 100/1 at the minute... Last 6 races won 5 and 2nd.... Mental odds.. worth an e/w

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1:30 Red tanber..... You can get up to 100/1 at the minute... Last 6 races won 5 and 2nd.... Mental odds.. worth an e/w


£2 e/w on that however racing post says:

Been a revelation since switched to chasing with five wins from seven starts but it was only an ordinary handicap last time and can't seriously be expected to mix it with the best of these.

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14/1 winner (cape tribulation) and 20/1 place (Smad place) in each way Lucky 15 other two down.

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14/1 winner (cape tribulation) and 20/1 place (Smad place) in each way Lucky 15 other two down.


A guy at our work picked up £150k on Big Bucks this afternoon.

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