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PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 12:41 pm 
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I'll go ring his bell and ask him if yer want!! :laugh:


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Elvis Costellos Glasses wrote:
When we were kids we used to ring the last person in the Stockton/Middlesbrouigh phone book and give him hell.

He was a Mr ZWEEP, 17, Rifts Avenue, Saltburn.

I'll always remember it. We used to ring him up and ask..

"Is ZOOTY IN?" rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl


Just checked the phone book and he now lives in Sandsend !!


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*out of puff*


just been round.....he's not in....moved to sandsend, apparantly....


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Get his phone number, lets call him! :laugh:

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a fovourite of mine was to give someone at work a message with a phone number on it and explain a MR LYON had rang and could they ring him back
sometimes even when they answered saying
"hello flamingoland how may i help you" they never twigged and still asked for mr lyon :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:
0870 752 8000 is the current number :grin:


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 4:33 pm 
Cornelius Atweasle wrote:
I once rang a phone number, thinking it was Joan Collins, and got through to a guy called Chuck Panama, a TV producer for 20th Century Fox.

I told him I was Shergar the racehorse, I'd been kidnapped by the IRA and fed radioactive potatos, hence I'd mutated and was able to speak English.

Being totally without humour, he transferred me to his personal secretary, Cynthia Leibermann, to take down my details. She said she did not believe my story, so I accused her of being "horseist".

Ms Leibermann went berserk and transferred me to 20th Century Fox security who said they would trace the call. To help them I told them my address ... Beachers Brook, Aintree.

I was bored, pissed .. and it was a Thursday night. :roll:


I though Thursday was 'Art' night at the Frog and Wimple?? confised :grin:


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 4:41 pm 
I could always see a public telephone box from our house; you can guess the rest; wait until someone is about to pick it up, and hang up. As they walk away, try again. Repeat until bored!


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no6bus wrote:
a fovourite of mine was to give someone at work a message with a phone number on it and explain a MR LYON had rang and could they ring him back
sometimes even when they answered saying
"hello flamingoland how may i help you" they never twigged and still asked for mr lyon :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:
0870 752 8000 is the current number :grin:


did the same thing at the lecy board, put forward Mr C Lyons as interesrted in off peak water heating....

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also ask somebody to return the call to a Mr Train who rang while they were out, and give them the North Yorks Moors Steam Railway number!!!!!

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When my Mam was a nurse she had a colleague who used to spend night shifts ringing all the Bonds in the phone book asking for James


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Karl Marx wrote:
I could always see a public telephone box from our house; you can guess the rest; wait until someone is about to pick it up, and hang up. As they walk away, try again. Repeat until bored!



I used to do the same in Tony's chinese food emporium on amber st, saltburn town.


we got the number off the menu, and ring it, when he'd answer we'd hang up.

then ring again.....he'd get sooooooo cross but couldn't NOT answer the phone!
we'd be pissing ourselves laughing at him :laugh:

and it'd go on till we got our grub :roll: you'd think he'd twig like!! :grin:


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three or four times i used to order two diff taxis companies for the same time for the house over the road at daft o clock in the morning !! funny as fook - espesh when living in the dead end ex flowerbed streets off eklwick road!!

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A few fellas sharing a house on Grange road had a phone set to incoming calls only but discovered they could ring freephone numbers.Radio 1 had a freephone drugs hepline thingwy set up,Grange road plagued it one night trying to get it to order them a pizza coz they all had the munchies.It didnt work.


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 11:19 pm 
I learnt this trick off Johnny Giro....

Phone the operator and say you put money in but it got stuck and they would put you through!!!! :sweeeet: :sweeeet:

Me and Johnny G never payed for a phonecall for years!!!! :sweeeet: :grin: :sweeeet:


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