How many time has the other half said that to you over the last few weeks.....

She knows much better than that now.

He doesn't, he wouldn't dare

There is probably more chance of me saying that, rather than the other half. She even had me watching Burton v Forest Green for a football fix tonight.

never

Could have been five thousand times for all I know.

She said something in Mandarin the other day and when I asked what it meant she said 'lady parts........'

'Hai' in case you're wondering. 'How mu ji' is a good one as well.

If anything my mrs has been the opposite and has started asking me if I am looking forward to the match sometimes even 2 days in advance

what would happen then if I went in the Chinky's and said how mu ji to the rass behind the counter then?!

can we come and watch?

You'd end up dripping in hoi sin sauce with your knackers throbbing.

Like I said, can we.....?

not too dissimilar to the snip then?!

Oi excuse me Salty
I've been down to the doctors, got the referral, am awaiting the date.
Everyone else I've talked to about the snip says it was a doddle.
You're the only one who comes up with pain and humiliation.
Any more of that and I might bottle out.
Should that be the case, and baby number three comes along, I'll seriously be expecting you to pay maintenance.

they are liars pretending to be big macho men


it hurts like buggery

they always say there's nowt to it ....................................... afterwards
I KNOW THE SECRET OF HOW TO MAKE IT PAINLESS ...when the snip meister approaches, you grab him by the pods, squeeze gently, look him in the eyes and say..." we aren't gonna hurt each other are we..?"




















...the 'bravado' is because they want your eyes to water too, they've suffered, you suffer.... then afterwards you'll say the same thing, Salty suffers from truth syndrome and just has to tell it as it is!

And the real pain hasn't started yet!

OOoooh could tell you real horror stories, but I'm tooo kind to do that

general anasthetic is better

wake me up when you have finished

Sounds like something our lass says to me!!!!

Call me a philistine if you will but there's something fundamentally wrong with someone tinkering about surgically with your nads when there's absolutely no need.

The other thing is for all you dog lovers, what sort of decision is it to make for an animal that you purport to love when you have his knackers chopped off?? I mean poor little Prince doesn't even know what they are, he just knows they feel nice when he licks 'em. Then you even take that small pleasure away.

No wonder they say it's a dog's life. I put it down to jealousy.

But there is a need Kev. By having the snip you ensure that you don't produce anymore anklebiters, when you already have enough of them.
The procedure is a lot more straightforward than the female solution. Not to mention the sexual benefits.

As for post op pain, as long as you follow the surgeons instructions, you shouldn't have much. A friend of mine didn't do as was advised, no strenuous exercise for a few days. He went on to his in-laws farm the next day, and helped them throw hay bales on to the back of a truck. He couldn't walk for a week.

I'm not sure I could rationalise that. I reckon I'd have to go on the hand crank or become a hermit or something.

I notice that they've come up with a cutesy name eh?? 'The Snip.'

If it was called 'come and get your vas deferens severed through holes we make in your scrotum with a scalpel' do you think the uptake would be so large??