aaahh

katcha · **Posted:** Wed Mar 07, 2007 10:08 pm

nice - i trust this is a no birds allowed retreat :laugh:

Walsallmom · **Posted:** Thu Mar 08, 2007 11:43 am

What's wrong with birds?? nice gentle chirping makes for a lovely background noise :wink:

katcha · **Posted:** Fri Mar 09, 2007 5:52 pm

Walsallmom wrote:

What's wrong with birds?? nice gentle chirping makes for a lovely background noise :wink:

it's that without them this'll be a diy free zone

Walsallmom · **Posted:** Fri Mar 09, 2007 10:06 pm

Don't get me started on D.I.Y!!!!!

I've just the the fantastic job my brother in law has done on their bathroom, mine can't even screw right! rage

Walsallmom · **Posted:** Sun Mar 11, 2007 10:07 am

offshorepoolie wrote:

Walsallmom wrote:

mine can't even screw right! rage

Well I'm sure you know the solution!! :laugh:

ok I walked right into that one, I should have checked before I submitted! :uhoh:

Spender · **Posted:** Sun Mar 11, 2007 11:37 am

Shhhh!!!!!!!!

Bloody women, can't stop rattling for a second..... :evil:

Go shopping or something.

Moriarty · **Posted:** Sun Mar 11, 2007 1:59 pm

Pooliekev wrote:

Shhhh!!!!!!!!

Bloody women, can't stop rattling for a second..... :evil:

Go shopping or something.

Ironing?

grabec · **Posted:** Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:28 pm

sarf wrote:

Pooliekev wrote:

Shhhh!!!!!!!!

Bloody women, can't stop rattling for a second..... :evil:

Go shopping or something.

Ironing?

I'll iron your face in a minute......

Moriarty · **Posted:** Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:37 pm

grabec wrote:

sarf wrote:

Pooliekev wrote:

Shhhh!!!!!!!!

Bloody women, can't stop rattling for a second..... :evil:

Go shopping or something.

Ironing?

I'll iron your face in a minute......

Thank you for your kind offer, however er indoors has already tried that, but my wrinkles are still there

Spender · **Posted:** Sun Mar 11, 2007 4:51 pm

grabec wrote:

sarf wrote:

Pooliekev wrote:

Shhhh!!!!!!!!

Bloody women, can't stop rattling for a second..... :evil:

Go shopping or something.

Ironing?

I'll iron your face in a minute......

SHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is the quiet zone, button it!! :evil:

Go and have a hot flush somewhere and a cry!!

Walsallmom · **Posted:** Sun Mar 11, 2007 5:48 pm

Pooliekev wrote:

Shhhh!!!!!!!!

Bloody women, can't stop rattling for a second..... :evil:

Go shopping or something.

Sorry I'm having a sh*t day confised

can't shop when my mind isn't on it :roll:

poolpower · **Posted:** Sun Mar 11, 2007 9:44 pm

i was told if i come in here i would get a massage
the girl on the door took my money and said go straight in

Moriarty · **Posted:** Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:25 pm

Any news on my singapore sling. I orderded it 3 days ago :roll:

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:38 pm

30ml Gin
15 ml Cherry Brandy
120 ml Pineapple Juice
15 ml Lime Juice
7.5 ml Cointreau
7.5 ml Dom Benedictine
10 ml Grenadine
A Dash of Angostura Bitters
Garnish with a slice of Pineapple and Cherry

Haven't had one of them for 30 years Sarf, I've asked for 2 to be made up, and I'll get yours to you ASAP :sweeeet:

Moriarty · **Posted:** Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:43 pm

BillinghamPoolie wrote:

30ml Gin
15 ml Cherry Brandy
120 ml Pineapple Juice
15 ml Lime Juice
7.5 ml Cointreau
7.5 ml Dom Benedictine
10 ml Grenadine
A Dash of Angostura Bitters
Garnish with a slice of Pineapple and Cherry

Haven't had one of them for 30 years Sarf, I've asked for 2 to be made up, and I'll get yours to you ASAP :sweeeet:

Top man

SaigonSaddler · **Posted:** Mon Mar 12, 2007 1:12 pm

poolpower wrote:

i was told if i come in here i would get a massage
the girl on the door took my money and said go straight in

I came in for the same thing but the girl disappeared and some tool called Boris kept feeling my arse. I thought it was someone off here but he was wearing a Boro shirt. Fecking goon.

I'm looking security to eject him from the premises.....

Walsallmom · **Posted:** Mon Mar 12, 2007 2:59 pm

sarf wrote:

Any news on my singapore sling. I orderded it 3 days ago :roll:

Sex on the beach or Blue lagoon for me please :grin:

Moriarty · **Posted:** Mon Mar 12, 2007 3:00 pm

Walsallmom wrote:

sarf wrote:

Any news on my singapore sling. I orderded it 3 days ago :roll:

Sex on the beach or Blue lagoon for me please :grin:

And i thought you'd be a slow comfortable screw between the sheets :shock:

Spender · **Posted:** Mon Mar 12, 2007 3:26 pm

AM I TO HAVE NO BASTARD PEACE !!!!!!!

Will you two go and get a room, and please SHUT UP!!!!!!!! :evil:

Moriarty · **Posted:** Mon Mar 12, 2007 3:27 pm

I'm no ones 4th choice :shock:

Walsallmom · **Posted:** Tue Mar 13, 2007 12:20 am

sarf wrote:

Walsallmom wrote:

sarf wrote:

Any news on my singapore sling. I orderded it 3 days ago :roll:

Sex on the beach or Blue lagoon for me please :grin:

And i thought you'd be a slow comfortable screw between the sheets :shock:

I don't know what you are implying young man :uhoh:

but if you are offering :grin:

Salty · **Posted:** Tue Mar 13, 2007 1:52 pm

God! imagine their kids............ :uhoh:

Spender · **Posted:** Tue Mar 13, 2007 2:07 pm

Walsallmom · **Posted:** Tue Mar 13, 2007 5:59 pm

I'll have you know I am the mother of 5 beautiful children :evil:

and an Angel

Moriarty · **Posted:** Tue Mar 13, 2007 6:30 pm

Salty wrote:

God! imagine their kids............ :uhoh:

I have 3 beautiful daughters.

Two look like the milkman :shock:

The third looks like his horse :shock:

Salty · **Posted:** Tue Mar 13, 2007 11:59 pm

Walsallmom wrote:

I'll have you know I am the mother of 5 beautiful children :evil:

and an Angel

have you bore any to sarf tho?
he is one ugly motherfucker I tell thee

Spender · **Posted:** Wed Mar 14, 2007 4:34 am

Walsallmom wrote:

I'll have you know I am the mother of 5 beautiful children :evil:

and an Angel

5 kids, two husbands, a boyfriend a dog and an angel?? :shock:

How do you ever find time to go and watch Walsall??

Unless of course you misunderstood the Coke challenge...... confised

Walsallmom · **Posted:** Wed Mar 14, 2007 3:13 pm

Pooliekev wrote:

Walsallmom wrote:

I'll have you know I am the mother of 5 beautiful children :evil:

and an Angel

5 kids, two husbands, a boyfriend a dog and an angel?? :shock:

How do you ever find time to go and watch Walsall??

Unless of course you misunderstood the Coke challenge...... confised

lol do keep up
3 husbands
5 kids
1 angel
no dog

boyfriend I live with babysits while I go to footy, only youngest 1 really as others are independent :grin:

Moriarty · **Posted:** Wed Mar 14, 2007 3:13 pm

Salty wrote:

Walsallmom wrote:

I'll have you know I am the mother of 5 beautiful children :evil:

and an Angel

have you bore any to sarf tho?
he is one ugly motherfucker I tell thee

I'm handsomely challenged, if you don't mind :evil:

Spender · **Posted:** Wed Mar 14, 2007 3:32 pm

Walsallmom wrote:

lol do keep up
3 husbands
5 kids
1 angel
no dog

boyfriend I live with babysits while I go to footy, only youngest 1 really as others are independent :grin:

The dog was the missing husband!! :laugh:

I meant how did you find time to go to football in between all the shagging and courting?? :roll:

You've obviously never tried rolling pin contraception??

Walsallmom · **Posted:** Wed Mar 14, 2007 6:23 pm

Pooliekev wrote:

Walsallmom wrote:

lol do keep up
3 husbands
5 kids
1 angel
no dog

boyfriend I live with babysits while I go to footy, only youngest 1 really as others are independent :grin:

The dog was the missing husband!! :laugh:

I meant how did you find time to go to football in between all the shagging and courting?? :roll:

You've obviously never tried rolling pin contraception??

There's always time for football, unfortunately I was "blessed" with being very fertile! I know I am going to regret this but what's the rolling pin? confised

aaahh

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