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Mr Irrelevant
 Post subject: Who are these people?
PostPosted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 10:27 am 
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There is a group of people who hold senior positions in this organisation that include that listed below. Can you guess who they are?

29 have been publically accused of wife beating
7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of bouncing cheques
117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
3 have done time for assault
71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
24 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year

And finally, although this will probably give it away, 1 has been consistantly sending hundreds of young British lads to their death for the past five years without the Police even being remotely interested.
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BillinghamPoolie
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I was going to say British MP's, but that last point can't possibly be true can it :?:
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Mr Irrelevant
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MadJohn wrote:
TV chefs?



:laugh: :laugh:

They murdered hundreds in one foul soup!

By the way, next time you are unfortunate enough to watch 'ready steady cook' count the number of times that Ainsley whasisname touches up the contestants. You will lose count irrespective of their sex.
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BillinghamPoolie
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He's a 'touchy feely' type of person. :roll:
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Mr Ripper
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BillinghamPoolie wrote:
He's a 'touchy feely' type of person. :roll:


And a bummer.

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BillinghamPoolie
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This is what his own name says about him........

An oily, rare shit.
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I would be very worried if Ainsley Harriot was within 20 yards of me or any of my family. The phrases 'buttonhole in a fur coat', 'hairs on a barbers floor' and 'damp corner' spring to mind.
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Mr Ripper
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BillinghamPoolie wrote:
This is what his own name says about him........

An oily, rare shiit.


I thought that it was short for chutney ferret?

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are these all members of this board...? :laugh:
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