A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond Female neighbour came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.
She opened it then slammed it shut & stormed back in the house.
A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again, Opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, Marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"
To which she replied, "There certainly is!"

My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL!"

This guy goes to sit at his plane seat in first class, and finds a blonde there. He says, excuse me miss, but this is my seat. She replies, I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I have a great body and I'm going to Florida. So the guy calls the stewardess over to help him.

He explains the situation to the stewardess, and the stewardess says, miss, your seat is in econoomy, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave first class. The blonde response, I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I have a great body, and I'm going to Florida.

The stewardess then goes to get the captain to help her, and the captain asks the blonde to please leave first class, and go back to economy. The blonde response, I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I have a great body, and I'm going to Florida. The captain thinks about this for a minute, then whispers something in the blondes ear. As soon as he does, she gets up and goes back to economy
The stewardess is amazed. What did you say? The captain replies, I told her first class doesn't go to Florida.

Not a blonde joke...but get a listen to this, a couple minutes before it starts getting really interesting and funny (if thats how you get you're kicks) but well worth it!!

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