Found this in the dining room today

Spender · **Posted:** Mon Mar 05, 2007 4:54 pm

Yeah, yeah, I know.

Them glasses could do with a wash :roll:

Karl Marx · **Posted:** Mon Mar 05, 2007 4:57 pm

Pooliekev wrote:

Yeah, yeah, I know.

Them glasses could do with a wash :roll:

Fook the glasses, you could do with killing that spider!

Burlington Bertie · **Joined:** Mon Mar 05, 2007 1:22 pm **Posts:** 21

Good Day,

I'm puzzled as to why your furniture is fixed on the wall.

Regards,

Bertram.

Spender · **Posted:** Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:07 pm

This is China.

Everything is sideways in China, doncha know old bean. :wink:

Burlington Bertie · **Joined:** Mon Mar 05, 2007 1:22 pm **Posts:** 21

Pooliekev wrote:

This is China.

Everything is sideways in China, doncha know old bean. :wink:

Even the lady-parts?

Regards,

Bertram.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36419

Why are the glasses defying gravity...?

p.s. ...er why does the spider have no shadow?

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22572

You've got subsidence, that wall could do with filling. I take it that this is a relatively new pad?

Salty · **Posted:** Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:36 pm

I'd be on the first plane home...... :shock:

Spender · **Posted:** Tue Mar 06, 2007 4:32 am

Burlington Bertie wrote:

Pooliekev wrote:

This is China.

Everything is sideways in China, doncha know old bean. :wink:

Even the lady-parts?

Regards,

Bertram.

Spender · **Posted:** Tue Mar 06, 2007 4:35 am

Mr I wrote:

You've got subsidence, that wall could do with filling. I take it that this is a relatively new pad?

Still building round the corner, at a frightening rate compared to England. They put a new bridge over the river in three months.

Walsallmom · **Posted:** Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:49 am

OMG!!!!!

I have a real phobia about spiders! I think i would die if I found one of them in my house!!! :shock:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Tue Mar 06, 2007 9:26 am

why don't you train it to fetch your slippers?

Spender · **Posted:** Tue Mar 06, 2007 9:32 am

It didn't look in any mood to sit and listen.

I'm just surprised our rass hasn't fried it up and scoffed it so far. Mind, I haven't seen it since.............. confised

Mister Ed · **Posted:** Tue Mar 06, 2007 9:47 am

so what did she feed you?!... :shock:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:00 am

I would always lift the lid of any sarnies she makes you and look inside before tucking in.

Mister Ed · **Posted:** Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:03 am

I suppose when she invites the family round for dinner you will only need two for all of you to have a leg!

poolpower · **Posted:** Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:46 am

i bet your rass had it for tea with a side plate f salad and chicken feet

Found this in the dining room today

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